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The devil wanted a place on earth
Sort of a summer home A place to spend his vacation Whenever he wanted to roam. So he picked out Arizona A place both wretched and rough Where the climate was to his liking And the cowboys hardened and tough. He dried up the streams in the canyons And ordered no rain to fall He dried up the lakes in the valleys Then baked and scorched it all. Then over his barren country He transplanted shrubs from hell. The cactus, thistle and prickly pear The climate suited them well. Now the home was much to his liking But animal life, he had none. So he created crawling creatures That all mankind would shun. First he made the rattlesnake With it's forked poisonous tongue. Taught it to strike and rattle And how to swallow it's young. Then he made scorpions and lizards And the ugly old horned toad. He placed spiders of every description Under rocks by the side of the road. Then he ordered the sun to shine hotter, Hotter and hotter still. Until even the cactus wilted And the old horned lizard took ill. Then he gazed on his earthly kingdom As any creator would He chuckled a little up his sleeve And admitted that it was good. T'was summer now and Satan lay By a prickly pear to rest. The sweat rolled off his swarthy brow So he took off his coat and vest. "By Golly," he finally panted, "I did my job too well, I'm going back to where I came from, Arizona is hotter than Hell." ~ Author Unknown |
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God I hate the English sometimes. When it rains, we moan about the rain. When it's cold, we moan about it being cold. Now we have gloriously hot, dry weather and everyone's *****iung that it's too hot! Next person to tell me it's too hot gets locked in the freezer.
On a lighter note, I live about 5 minutes' walk from the beach, and I'm loving it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif Nyer nyer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif |
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Meh, Arizona isn't that bad. Lately the humidity has been up which isn't much fun, but for all the heat it really is tollerable. I work day in and day in and day out outside doing physical labor and it really isn't that bad.
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CNN is reporting that French officials think as many as 3,000 people have died because of the heat. That's a lot. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif
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Well, it is finally tolorable around here.
You just have to avoid the afternoon high of 100++ F. Other than that, it is in the cool 90's now. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif |
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Yup,it's definitely cooler now. The days are getting shorter, too.
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And it just warmed up down here. The room I work in catches the afternoon sun. This week it's just uncomfortable, soon it will be like an oven.
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