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Slynky September 13th, 2003 02:14 AM

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 
Hmmmm, no remarks about the Last pic. OooKaaaay, let's try this one:

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1063411960.jpg

Ragnarok September 13th, 2003 05:02 PM

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 
I like that one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

primitive September 14th, 2003 04:05 PM

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 
Nice tattoo. The "Betty Page as a Demon" pictures by Olivia are great. Not so sure about the pirate bikini though.

And Rags:
I hardly recognized you. You should get more sleep http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Slynky September 14th, 2003 05:20 PM

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 
Didn't like the two-piece, huh, Primitive? But maybe you like tattoos...how about this one?

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1063552577.jpg

Personally, I like tattoos a lot! Let's see if I can give the correct formulas for contrast:

Pretty girl = good sex
Pretty girl + tattoo = exciting sex

primitive September 14th, 2003 05:41 PM

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 
Nah.., Never was one for flowers http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

I'm really not into tattoos, but given a choice I would go for a nice tribale motive. I am a barbarian after all http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

primitive September 14th, 2003 05:47 PM

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Slynky:

Pretty girl = good sex
Pretty girl + tattoo = exciting sex

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">From personal experience, the formula is more like:

Pretty girl = boring sex
Average looking girl = good sex
Average looking girl + toys = exciting sex
Average looking girl + her pretty girlfriend + toys = Hey, a guy can dream http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Kamog September 15th, 2003 12:47 AM

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 
Unfortunately, the formula is closer to this:

Pretty girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Average looking girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Unattractive girl = she might be single but you don't want her either.

Alneyan September 15th, 2003 08:10 PM

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 
How can't you like tattoos? I mean, they are so... well, I don't even have an adjective to describe them. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif And what about the butterfly bra... Hmm, I am digressing, why am I in this thread to begin with? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Loser September 15th, 2003 08:40 PM

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Kamog:
Pretty girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Average looking girl = she already has a boyfriend or husband
Unattractive girl = she might be single but you don't want her either.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">My own system is a little more complicated. For purposes of unfair and unwarranted stereotyping any given young lady is classified by belonging to two of the four following archetypes: Girl Next Door, Out of My League, Freak, and Skank.

Girl Next Door + Out of My League = Loser acts courtish, can't help it, gets nowhere
Girl Next Door + Skank = chase it, get some
Girl Next Door + Freak = relationship potential
Out of My League + Skank = No pursuit, careful approach, likely to have Large Suitors
Out of My League + Freak = try not to start conversation, she won't shut up and you get nothing
Skank + Freak = "Well that's a new one."

I never made much sense of 'pretty', so why not adopt a more complicated, and certainly equally flawed, model.

[ September 15, 2003, 19:41: Message edited by: Loser ]

Baron Grazic September 16th, 2003 12:51 AM

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 
Slynky - I hope you got the number of the Butterfly top girl. Give her a call and find out where she got the top, because my wife wants it...
Who am I to tell her no. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif


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