Re: Look out! a girlie in our midst (Anette is listed as recent visitor!)
 

Growttigette,
Hmm, nice ring to it. Maybe this is a delayed reaction to something that happend in one of the pubs.

Re: Look out! a girlie in our midst (Anette is listed as recent visitor!)
 

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Um so if you are http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif let's start a pride together hehe...prowls around ..or at the least play an email game wink wink

Re: Look out! a girlie in our midst (Anette is listed as recent visitor!)
 

Re: Look out! a girlie in our midst (Anette is listed as recent visitor!)
 

You never know, I might be a girl.

Re: Look out! a girlie in our midst (Anette is listed as recent visitor!)
 

GT, You never acted like this:

I'm An Emotional Idiot

I'm an Emotional Idiot
so get away from me.
I mean,
COME HERE.

Wait, no,
that's too close,
give me some space
it's a big country,
there's plenty of room,
don't sit so close to me.

Hey, where are you?
I haven't seen you in days.
Whadya, having an affair?
Who is she?
Come on,
aren't I enough for you?

God,
You're so cold.
I never know what you're thinking.
You're not very affectionate.

I mean,
you're clinging to me,
DON'T TOUCH ME,
what am I, your ****ing cat?
Don't rub me like that.

Don't you have anything better to do
than sit there fawning over me?

Don't you have any interests?
Hobbies?
Sailing Fly fishing
Archeology?

There's an archeology expedition leaving tomorrow
why don't you go?
I'll loan you the money,
my money is your money.
my life is your life
my soul is yours
without you I'm nothing.

Move in with me
we'll get a studio apartment together, save on rent,
well, wait, I mean, a one bedroom,
so we don't get in each other's hair or anything
or, well,
maybe a two bedroom
I'll have my own bedroom,
it's nothing personal
I just need to be alone sometimes,
you do understand,
don't you?

Hey, why are you acting distant?

Where you goin',
was it something I said?
What
What did I do?

I'm an emotional idiot
so get away from me
I mean,
MARRY ME.

© Maggie Estep


BTW: The MP3 is hilarious, but I can't find a link.

Re: Look out! a girlie in our midst (Anette is listed as recent visitor!)
 

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">And I thought there was nothing you could say that could shock me anymore...

Re: Look out! a girlie in our midst (Anette is listed as recent visitor!)
 

Rojero is catapulted out of the forum under the force of the round house slap he has just received so a particular aggrieved Growltigga.

"Be thankful I dont take my heels off and bang you in the nuts you sexist jingoistic male pig"

Re: Look out! a girlie in our midst (Anette is listed as recent visitor!)
 

Okay. As an engineer I propose a test.

*Karibu gives Growltigger a long, wet, passionate kiss*

If Growltigger is a girl, she will faint in extasy and if Growltigger is a man, he will be so shocked that he will not reply here at least for a day http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Look out! a girlie in our midst (Anette is listed as recent visitor!)
 

Guys, it's threads like this that keep women away. Think about it.

I vote this thread be deleted so that there will remain a chance for women to come here and share their thoughts.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: Look out! a girlie in our midst (Anette is listed as recent visitor!)
 

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Seeing this Mr Wubbles runs back in and kicks Karibu in the nuts “How dare you make a move on my woman… er man… er what ever!