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Suicide Junkie May 24th, 2004 03:26 AM

Re: OT: If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 
Nothing like a neutronium fist to rule with.

Plus it doubles as the self-destruct mechanism for your base if the containment field is ever breached.

Suicide Junkie May 24th, 2004 03:53 AM

Re: OT: If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 
One really important rule that seems to be missing:

- If a prophesy mentions a restoration of balance, and you're currently winning; do NOT pursue it.

Atrocities May 24th, 2004 05:32 AM

Re: OT: If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 
- If your most feared enemy shows up alone at your gates and wants to fight you to the death, simply order your troops to kill him where he stands and then burn the body.

[ May 24, 2004, 06:23: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

Atrocities May 24th, 2004 05:34 AM

Re: OT: If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 
- If your enemies leave you a huge wooden horse as a trophy to your appearant victory over them, burn it where it stands. DO NOT TAKE IT INTO YOUR CITY!

General Woundwort May 24th, 2004 09:53 AM

Re: OT: If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Atrocities:
Is any one here NOT and evil overload who's determined to rule the known universe with an iron fist? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Uhhh... this is a forum for a space 4X game, after all. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Like I tell my friends at work who play fantasy football, "You're content with playing around with multi-million-dollar atheletes? My ambitions are... somewhat larger." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

dogscoff May 24th, 2004 10:34 AM

Re: OT: If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 
Quote:

Is any one here NOT and evil overload who's determined to rule the known universe with an iron fist?
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Nope (Click here)

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Renegade 13 May 24th, 2004 04:50 PM

Re: OT: If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Baron Munchausen:
Hey, I'm going to rule the known universe with a titanium fist!
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Hey, I was gonna say that!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[ May 24, 2004, 15:58: Message edited by: Renegade 13 ]

Sinapus May 24th, 2004 10:43 PM

Re: OT: If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 
"YOU! OBEY THE FIST!!!"

There's also a site out there that has lists for the other character roles. What to do if you're the Hero, Sidekick, Henchman, Innocent Bystander, etc. Don't have the URL, alas.

narf poit chez BOOM May 25th, 2004 02:30 AM

Re: OT: If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 
I don't want to conquer the universe. I just want an endless supply of cheese. If I end up conquering the universe in the meantime, well,... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ May 25, 2004, 06:07: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

Bill Door May 25th, 2004 09:09 PM

Re: OT: If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 
This site?


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