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Atrocities November 11th, 2004 07:44 PM

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51. You constantly receive Messages from the AI empires offering to GIVE YOU some troops just to stop the rebelling worlds! And your dumb enough to accept!

Absolute genus! This one is damn funny.

55. You dedicate your planet in memory of Gohmer Pile (sp)
56. All of your ships master computers are programed by Microsoft.
57. Your ships master compute is a 386.
58. The Last time you took an IQ test your score was negative 100.
59. You kill off all of your population over the number 1000 because you cannot count any higher.
60. If you accidently shot yourself each time you clean your bLaster.
61. You were the reason they put warning lables on Light Sabers.
62. If Jar Jar Binks is considered a genius by your standards.
63. If you repeatedly order your ships to crash into each other because you think the sound they make is funny.
64. If your code of arms is a picture of Elmer Fud. (sp)
65. If you have Banned PBS broadcasting from your worlds because they killed off Elmo.

Aiken November 11th, 2004 08:15 PM

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66. If you find that 5 colonised planets is a huge empire which is impossible to manage.

narf poit chez BOOM November 11th, 2004 08:20 PM

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67. 'You mean you can colonize planets?'

Rasorow November 11th, 2004 08:40 PM

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narf poit chez BOOM said:
67. 'You mean you can colonize planets?'

ROFLOL

Rasorow

Renegade 13 November 11th, 2004 09:34 PM

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68. You give your entire empire to the enemy, simply "because they looked so cute and helpless".
69. The Phong enjoy eating your people for dinner, and you invite their ambassador (plus a few of his "personal guards" (aka, chefs specializing in preparing humans for dinner)) to dine with you, alone, in your private dining hall.
70. When neutron bombs are dropped on your homeworld, you order your ships to NOT attack, simply because you like the sizzling sound made when your people are vaporized.

Instar November 11th, 2004 11:11 PM

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Starhawk said:
OOOOH.
41. You marry a Ketchup heiress for political funding hehehe. (sorry sorry it's just something that came to my thoughts for some reason)

For fairness:
Your initials are "GWB"

Suicide Junkie November 11th, 2004 11:24 PM

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71. If you win more battles when you forget to set your fleet strategies.

72. If you try to ram stars or warppoints in tactical combat.

Aiken November 12th, 2004 12:14 AM

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73. The only thing you are able do with your new warship is to scrap it.
74. You really think that there is enough room in the galaxy for two.
75. Your favourite strategy is called "Sitting duck".

Colonel November 12th, 2004 01:32 AM

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76. If you make your ships not fire back because you like the colors they make when they blow up

narf poit chez BOOM November 12th, 2004 01:46 AM

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77. The dog takes YOU for a walk.


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