Re: Do-U-Believe in Santa Claus
 

Last I heard Santa is being held by homeland security and the united states custims & immgration service for illegally entering the nation with the intent to fly to the homes of americans and break in.

This was back in 2001 or something, so I'm not sure if he's out or not. I know immigration detainees are not allowed a defense.

Re: Do-U-Believe in Santa Claus
 

COrrection, he was moved to some base in Cuba where he could be "questioned" according to "military" law. *wink wink*

The fat bastard will talk, he will talk! Soon we vile American war mongers will know all the secrets of the evil dooers of the north pole and wage an illegal war against the frozen home land of the appressed islamic elfs. (note I mispelled everything because we Amerikans are stupid)

Re: Do-U-Believe in Santa Claus
 

Fish in barrel, two cents! Fish in barrel, two cents!

Re: Do-U-Believe in Santa Claus
 

I was checking my Yahoo e-mail today when I noticed that the most popular search was for Norad Santa Tracker. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif

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Hey! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif You can go after the appressed islamic elfs, but you can NOT come up north with your military! That's my home! I won't have my beautiful white snow turned red with the blood of Santa and his elves. Red just isn't as nice as white. Kill them somewhere else! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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[sarcasm]And don't forget about us Envirometalists who Will ***** and moan if you ruin Canada's winter wonderland by putting your jackbooted stormtrooping footmarks all over the snow!

The Fact i'm not even canadian or that bothered about snow does not take away from my right to cry blue murder about this topic... Take your army boots elsewhere[/sarcasm]

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif ahhhh Irony...

Re: Do-U-Believe in Santa Claus
 

The United States will bomb the north pole until we find someone more dangerous than saddam. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif