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One of the largest taxicab companies in the US is Yellow Cab; they paint their taxis bright yellow. To flag down a cab so it will pick you up, you "hail" it.

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Oooh, I see.

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You pull apart Ringworlds to use them as toilet paper http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

You scratch your nail across a blackboard and everyone within 100 lightyears dies of the shockwave, and everyone within 1000 lightyears is deaf instantly

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Somebody has to say it:

When you sit around your empire, you really sit around your empire.

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ROFLMAO - Very good one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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The Space Food Empires universe no longer exists.

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You breathe deeply and crush the entire Greater Magellanic Cloud to death against the Great Wall. (Not the one in China, I explained it b4 in the SEV: What's on your Wish List thread. Look it up there.

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People start to classify you as a black hole.

Your homeworld is a sphere world, and is full with only 1 billion people living on it.

Every time you try to go through a warppoint, you won't fit.

You try to eat the organic ships.

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Because of YOU.