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Atrocities February 12th, 2005 05:42 AM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Menu Additions:

Feel the Force Galaxy gasser chilli
OMG - Make way - Barium Barrieto (sp)
WTF Did I Just Eat - Baby Gagers
Sudden Bathroom Alarm - Greesy Something (Tastes like chicken - don't ask)

Strategia_In_Ultima February 12th, 2005 05:29 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
EEE McNuggets

Crispy Xi'Chung (a normal specimen shot and served on a plate - the exoskeleton is what makes it crispy)

Jraenar Steaks (you don't want to know the amount of steak you can obtain from a single Jraenar)

Cheese (just watch out not to bite the Narf if you find it attached to your piece of cheese in a consuming manner)

Combat Wombat February 12th, 2005 05:33 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
These are the type of threads that keep me coming her everyday http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Strategia_In_Ultima February 12th, 2005 05:34 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Me2 I'm here every day without exception. I always spend several hours a day on the forums.

Strategia_In_Ultima February 12th, 2005 05:39 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Praetorian Burritos (look like piles of bull crap from a bull with severe indigestion, smells even worse, but tastes wonderfully - a guaranteed bathroom hit!)

Praetorian Fries (Nothing beats a fries Praetorian... the only reason they're not utterly destroyed because of their ugliness)

Xiati Bread (just watch out for two things - the Mushuns Sporacy that you might find on the bread, and anything the Xiati have put into it, they're known to make excellent poisons)

Strategia_In_Ultima February 12th, 2005 06:01 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Sergetti Soup with Meatballs (the sewage dumped by Sergetti ships with fried EEE floating in it)

Jraenar Stuffed with Deep-Fried EEE (the reason they're deep fried is because they're fired from APB weapons, then picked up by a fighter http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif )

Excerpt from the promo flyer:

"Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut... an Evil Genocidal Ruler's Favorite!"

RudyHuxtable February 12th, 2005 09:52 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the updated Won-Ton Menu!

"Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut... an Evil Genocidal Ruler's Favorite!"

The house special:

Fried Won-Ton Violence

Favorite Dishes:

Sergetti Soup with Meatballs
Jraenar Stuffed with Deep-Fried EEE
Praetorian Burritos
Praetorian Fries
Xiati Bread
Deep Fried Krill
General Vaughn Chicken
EEE Nuggets (for copyright reasons, they aren't McNuggets, but they're made the same way)
Crispy Xi'Chung
Jraenar Steak
CHEESE
Feel the Force Galaxy gasser chili
OMG - Make way - Barium Burrito
WTF Did I Just Eat - Baby Gagers
Sudden Bathroom Alarm - Greesy Something
Whoop-*** (small whoopings or monster beatings available)
Won-Ton Burritos, with a side of Pepto
Sub-Space Jello (choice of flavors)
Phong Dogs
Fried Cryslonite Twinkies
Fruit Salad
EEE shakes
EEE on a stick for AT, and a cajun seasoned variation.
French Fries (cooked in Toltayan Summer Oil for reduced trans-fat content)

Drinks:
Coca-Cola
Dr. Pepper
Sprite

Coffee

tEEE (get it? GET IT?!)

Orange Juice (not from oranges. It's just orange for some reason)

Alcoholic Beverages:
White Dwarf
Nova
Super Nova
Neutron Star
Black Hole
Galactic Core

TerranC February 12th, 2005 10:15 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
Quote:

RudyHuxtable said:
Orange Juice (not from oranges. It's just orange for some reason)

Made with pure praetorian and sallegan extracts, right?

NullAshton February 12th, 2005 10:25 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
You need terrans on the menu...

RudyHuxtable February 12th, 2005 11:00 PM

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 
They are on the as yet incomplete Dessert Menu


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