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Please do not ever say "younglings" again. I cringed in pain every time that word was uttered in the movie... oi. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/stupid.gif

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YOUNGLINGS YOUNGLINGS YOUNGLINGS!!!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

53. Instead of meditating, you go to the local Cantina and get dead drunk on Force Beer.
54. If, after doing 53, when you drive home you catch up with a low-flying TIE Fighter.
55. If, after pulling a 54, you scream at the TIE Fighter to "git the hill offa ma prapertee!" and fire a few shots with your shotgun.

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56. You have your X-Wing fitted with shotguns instead of laser cannons.

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57. You're using a damaged x-wing nosecone for a bird bath.

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and 58. Your front yard looks like the back lot at Wato's.

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59. "Whah is theyre ah big wall-keen carrpit stayndin' next ter the entrince ter yer stAArsheep, Han?"