Re: Bumping 4-5 year Old Dead Threads
 

Suddenly, an eight-foot-tall lich appears. "Do not cower from these infidels! The Necromancy Police will protect you from their stakes and silver bullets!" The lich summons forth hundreds of skeletons and zombies, which pour from the thick fog bank from which he appeared. The undead army engages the Anti-Necromancy Police with a sixteen-to-one advantage in numbers, and soon the slaughter is complete and the lich has even more soldiers for his undead ranks.....

Re: Bumping 4-5 year Old Dead Threads
 

Kaboom! Small yield nuclear warhead detonates, utterly destroying any trace of the lich and his compatriots, thus returning the thread to it's already off-topic topic.

Re: Bumping 4-5 year Old Dead Threads
 

Unfortunatly the fallout from the nuke combined with Lich dust comtaminated all the down-wind threads and forums turning their participants into radioactive mutant undead. Thus the OT necromantic lunacy spreads to every corner of the Shrapnel community.

Now we're really screwed. Annette is going to be so pissed.

Re: Bumping 4-5 year Old Dead Threads
 

Some of the lich dust gathers in a cloud of sorts, kept together for barely a moment by a small vortex wind. An ethereal "Mwuahahahaha....." can be faintly heard before the dust cloud dissipates and the wind carries it high into the air.

Re: Bumping 4-5 year Old Dead Threads
 

You fools! You forgot to find and destroy his phylactery!

Re: Bumping 4-5 year Old Dead Threads
 

thank the powers the an police have minds so my magic works on them

he didn't ressurect any dead threads...

he's not the psimancer we're looking for

move along ... move along

Re: Bumping 4-5 year Old Dead Threads
 

What you do on your own time is up to you.

Don't ask... Don't tell. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif