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ANGRY!!! SQUISH!

Why all mutliplayer games started!? I squish stupid Marverni and take place! Their Marverni stupid anyways, no like my marverni with druids and stuff! Then I squish entire ocean to kill Atlantian cowards!

EDIT: I also squish filthy Uh-Nuh-Buh for shameless self-advertisement of thread! Uh-Nuh-Buh should be ashamed but knows no shame which is dumb! He use MY thread too! MY THREAD! I squish entire my thread now!

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I'M ANGRY BECAUSE UH-NU-BUH SQUISHED ME!! I AM A BADGER! I AM FURRY! PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SQUISH BADGERS FOR WE ARE GENTLE WOODLAND CREATURES!!! I SHALL SQUISH UH-NU-BUH! SQUISH-SQUISH!!! YOUR NEW NAME SHALL BE UH-NU-BUG AND I WILL SQUISH YOU!!

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HA HA! HoneyBadger is so tiny he has disappeared. I SQUISH!ed him into a singularity. HA HA! My superior SQUISH!ing abilities are the stuff of legend....

As for YOU, UninspiredName, well, ok, you're right. But that does not save you! SQUISH! HA HA!

MrMorden--been there, done that, I sure can empathize.... My advice? Make an Oreiad every single cotton picking turn. They rock.

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I'm not an angry person.
But my new signature is furious!
IT WANTS TO SQUISH ALL THE LITTLE SQUISHY SQUISHABLE ADVENTURERS THAT WANTS TO STEALS ITS TREASURESS!
(There's also a ~3900*3700 version available if anyone wants to see it. If you don't, then make do with the current 64*64 version http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
Even though you can't even see the individual scales :\)

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...soon peace and order will be restored thoughout the galax.. euh.. the dominions... and even now, our capable forces, are striking back on the rebel pretenders...

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Agrajag, your squishy icon comes from Heroes IV, does it not?

Uh-Nuh-Bug... FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL I SQUISH AT YOU!!!

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The squishy avatar is indeed from squishy HoMM IV (because we all know 2 is better http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif)
The squishing icon in my signature is however hand-drawn and has nothing to do with Heroes, and is "who" I've been talking about in my post http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Agrajag, I SQUISH YOU FOR CORRECTING ME! DAMN YOUR CORRECTNESS! SQUISH! I SQUISH YOUR AVATAR AND YOUR ICON!

I have no Avatar, for the HoneyBadger is everywhere, connecting all things, always ready to SQUISH you when you least expect it!

Chacal, the Rebellion shall overthrow the evil dingo-headed people, you have stolen our babies, and we will never forget!

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I squish Uh-Nu-Buh because:
I can't get used to spelling it, even if I can spell Arcoscephale. His nickname reminds me of Ubuntu forums.I SQUISH entire ubuntu forums for:
- inability to use Search function
- regularly suggesting that all Linux distributions should be merged
- regularly suggesting that that KDE and Gnome should be merged
- regularly declaring that one of these is worse because of its default color scheme
- regularly posting KDE vs Gnome polls
- being afraid of commandline (!!!^n)
- suggesting that Linux should run DirectX
- windows mentality, contempt for Free/Open Source ideals
- Macintosh-like arrogance
- regularly posting windows-specific questions/threads
- inability/immunity to logic an reason
- praising new releases of Ubuntu without being able to give a single reason other than 'new wallpaper'.
- other, equally annoying things I forgot.

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ANGRY! How dare moron B0rsuk bash importance of wallpaper!? He meet same squishy fate as Flame Lord who lose to stupid fire-immune immobile R'lyeh blob with no fire damage! He keep casting fire spells and get bored and run away for no reason even though R'lyeh already routed! He shall be drawn, squished, then quartered (me messed up that way), as shall B0rsuk.