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That was pretty funny, and for the most part, followable. I give it :up::up:.

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And now the crappy little one I was thinking of doing about thugs...
sung to the tune of "Little Bunny Foo Foo"

Poison Golem Foo Foo
Running thru the provinces
Snatching up the infantry
and bopping them on the head.

MaxWilsons was MUCH better.
The only thing I can say about mine is that its viral. You can send it in a game message to your enemy and it will stick in his head for the rest of the day ruining his concentration. MUHAHahahahahaha (evil laugh)

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sung to the tune of "Political Science"
No one likes us, lets drop the big one now
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No one likes Arcos -I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's Armageddon and see what happens

We give them gems -but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us -so let's surprise them
We'll Armageddon and pulverize them

Ermor's too crowded and Rlyeh's too old
Abyssia is far too hot and Caelum's too cold
And all those Heims stole each others name
Let's Armageddon
There'll be no one left to blame us

We'll save Kailasa
Don't wanna hurt no monkey troops
We'll build ourselves an amusement park there
They teach yoga too!

Splat goes Mictlan and splat Yomi
More room for you and more room for me
And every province the whole world round
Will just be another Arcoscephale town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Tien Chi kimono
And there'll be Ctis shoes for me

They all hate us anyhow
So let's Armageddon now
Let's Armageddon now

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sung to the tune of "I Write the Songs" by Barry Manilow
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I write the mods that all the players like
I write the mods so that they all can fight
I write the mods that make the game like new
but dont ask me how I write the mods

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Iko Iko
(my grandma and your grandma sittin by the fire)
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my prophet saw your prophet standing at the border
my prophet told your prophet "you better change your marching orders"
gonna sing Hey Now, Hey Now, My gods better than yours
you better go get your army dude cause your about to be ours.

see my scales, how strong they spread
make your turn and lets play
well pretty soon they gonna kill you dead
hey I aint got all day!

Singing it.. move now! move now!
make your turn and lets play
wait till you see what I got for you
thats all I got to say

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Gandalf you truly are prolific :D I'm wondering if we'll have some songs with lyrics of this kind in Dom4 lol :happy:

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I posted this in the Asia Twist thread, as it records the battle w/ Pashadawg's Wyrm pretender. The story in brief: Song for a young Jarl

Wails and weepings were the words
of the wives widowed on the north coasts;
from a monstrous terror, striking,
out of the sea's cruel heart.

The Wyrm laid waste, wicked
in the wreck of the Van. Many a hearth's smoke,
down against the trees' line, dark on the water;
the flames, free from their proper bond-place.

So roused the angry one, out of his sick-couch,
calling to him his sword servants and thanes,
and to him his jarl Andre; he of whose fury,
the good lord approved.

Along the kestrel's clamour, out
from wind's home, our lord and bondsman
spied now the beast; massive with menace,
from out of the forest's torn flank.

Prepared they for battle, using the old ways
and wiles of the Vannish. And the beast it did also;
yet the mists held no secrets
from the lord of the Van.

Vast in its bulk, the vile sea-thing
roared out some challenge, heads rampant, sprays toxin;
young Andre felt fear's clasp, yet
stayed steady for his dread liege.

Two swords flamed in the dawn's light, and two serpent's heads
met and missed, the bloody back and forth,
until the Jarl Andre struck in with his true axe.
The fiend, screamed and lashed at his baned one; his two heads tearing in twain.

Yet the Wyrm's ribs now jutted,
ships staves on the founder;
and it, feeling the doom's dire, sped for the cliff's edge,
seeking sea's safety.

But the lord of the Aesir, avenging his sworn one,
cut down the beast by the clash of the waves.
Down to the muck was layed low the mighty Wyrm Pasha;
and the Lord burnt one head on the cairn of his bondsman.

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Nicely done. Very epic-poem style.
You might even consider it for the poetry thread which has seriously good poetry in it.
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/showthread.php?t=37981

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Looks like I need to clear things up for abit so Im going to dump in all the songs I was holding back on.

Sung to the tune of "I wanna be just like you"
(King Louies song from "the Jungle Book")

Now Im the king of the solo players, the big-map V.I.P.
Ive reached the top, and had to stop, and thats whats bothering me
I wanna be an MP player
in any game around
and be just like the other MPers
Im tired of monkeying around

So ooh-ooh-ooh
I wanna be just like you
I wanna win like you
crush like you
talk trash like you do
you see its true ooh ooh
that a Solo Player like me
can yearn to be
a Multi Player too

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sung to the tune of "Auld Lang Syne"
(may old acquaintance be forgot, the new years song)

May old transgressions be forgot
Oh come on, its just a game!
You totally deserved the shaft you got.
Cant believe that your that lame.
But now we're starting over new.
My god is not the same.
So sign a pact and trust me dood
to keep your borders tame. :evil: