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Someone get the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch ready...

Re: any of you ever tried..
 

Not meaning to offend you cat lovers... but...

Invite a cat into your life.

Especially if you want to introduce yet another openly defiant creature that has no sense whatsoever as to the order of things... Ingracious and ornery. Your home is the one place you should at least try and introduce some hint of functional order. If you are comfortable taking orders from a cat, by all means, get one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

I mean... the nerve... the cat I grew up with was satan incarnate. It would tolerate you petting it... get bored... and maul you on a whim. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif Yep, that's great! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif When a dog does that, you put it to sleep. Cats are great around babies too- NOT.

Just saying I'm not a cat person. I'm highly allergic to them anyway, so that doesn't help. I have actually met some very excellent cats, but they are quite rare.

Interesting too- undomesticated cats model the behavior of lions. Male cats will slaughter the entire litters of foreign cats when detected and "conquer" the females. Not the cute little kitty at all...

Not that cats have all bad qualities... I'm sure they are delicious. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ April 22, 2003, 18:54: Message edited by: Stone Mill ]

Re: any of you ever tried..
 

OK, sorry to turn this into a "here are some pictures of my pet" thread, but here are some pictures of my pet: http://www.sandman43.fsnet.co.uk/images/SNUFFMUNCH.jpg http://www.sandman43.fsnet.co.uk/images/SNUFFUP.jpg
http://www.sandman43.fsnet.co.uk/images/SNUFFSTAND.jpg
Now how cute is that? Wouldn't you forgive him for eating your best boots then taking a dump on the remains? I have to. Regularly.

[ April 22, 2003, 22:12: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

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...Please NO MORE BUNNY PICTURES!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

Taz scared of those fuzzy bunny things! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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he (she?) looks so harmless...
FEAR THE RABBIT!

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I'm sure you all remember ALFS quote,
"Cats, I love em, espcialy stir fried"

I can remember back to when I was about 7. We had cats and rabbits. The cats would chase the rabits. The rabbits would take off straight across the the tile floor.
The cats would follow.
The rabbits would dodge left just befor the wall, the cats would go screeeching straight into the wall, Thunk!
Stupid cats.