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The rock band The Firm once did a Trek spoof song, "Star Trekkin". It was hilarious. Every character from TOS had lines in it, my favorite being Kirk's...

"Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, men!"

EDIT - chorus "Star Trekkin across the universe, boldly going forward, cause we can't find 'reverse'"

EDIT EDIT - link with song Online...
http://home.wanadoo.nl/~sytze/sttrekkin/

[ January 12, 2004, 17:09: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

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And in relation to the Star Trekkin' song, one of my brother's mates successfully claimed against the Firm that he had in fact written that song and demanded royalties from them. They accepted it and I beleive he got quite a nice bit of cash

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Atrocities, sorry we missed you in the IRC chat, next time make some noise http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif if its quiet we're probably surfing

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there was an IRC chat?

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Narf, just drop in at the IRC seiv chat room, someone is usually around, we just missed atrocities when he dropped in,

just some ideas Mac

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i do that sometimes. mostly, there just Fyron or no-one. right now i'm watching the extended TTT.

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Hmmmmm....narf, good choice of website for your 'goth' comic....chortle....heh heh....wheeze. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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What, pray tell, is the IRC SEIV chatroom?

It sounds rude, or is it somewhere where you ribald north american oiks are chatting each other up?

Scary thought - Gryphho and Rags meeting up for a hot date!

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Man, haven't been in this place but maybe once and they still talk about me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif I guess I truely am popular, or cursed, whichever you prefer. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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No Rags, we never could beleive that you really existed, and assumed that you were an unpleasant figment of our imaginations, or something like the kind of nasty afterburn you get after eating a red hot curry

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Unless Rags is female we will not date.

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Unless Rags has a funny name for a girl (in more ways than immidiately obvious) he is male.

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GT, IRC chat is a chat room devoted for seiv players and/or friends where we can talk live. ask fyron or some of the others on how to get there, as I would only get you lost, I used Trillian to get there but thats a long story in itself http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

The older wizen crochety geezer walks over to his table in the cornor, parks his tired old frame onto a chair and orders his usual from Taz behind the new bar. He picks up his research thesis on the variant designs of a female's bikini and its effect on human male hormones in conjunction with his indulgence of a brewski or two while engaged in the supervious study of the individual designs of each participant of study http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

just some ideas Mac

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http://se4irc.spaceempires.net/ has all the info you need for connecting to #se4.

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I am sorry, but I had just had to share this one.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

http://www.protestwarrior.com/images...rge_for_we.jpg

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Or McCoys "It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim. Dead, Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim. Dead, Jim, Dead.

Bartender! Another beer and put on "The Monster Mash!"

[ January 17, 2004, 08:23: Message edited by: Narratio ]

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Personally, I always liked Uhura's

"There's Klingons off the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow, there's Klingons off the starboard bow, fight them off Jim"

Pure class, Shakespearian and beautiful

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After his third giant mug of ale, Sam begins to get bored. Looking around the room, he narrowly eyes the newly-made statuary depiction of the 'Gryphin position.'

"Where in tar-nation did that con-sarn thing come from? Looks like some varmint skinnin' a mule."

Sam walks over to the composition and gives it a good kick, at which point the electrostatically held component particles fall into a not-so-neat heap on the floor, raising a puff of dust into the air. Then he dashes around the bar, hastily puts on an apron, grabs a huge push-broom, and sweeps the entire mess out the door. He comes back in, coughing and choking from the dust, and orders another mug of ale.

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Looking around the near empty bar, Renegade sees only Cipher cleaning up his little mess.

"Ah, what the heck. Pass me another drink, and put it on Cipher's tab. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif "

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stops by for breakfast. Notices the missing statue. Grabs the remote to the security vid. Plays it back on the wall mounted screen.
Looks at Cipher and < gryns >.

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Cipher: "Hey Taz, how about an Alka Seltzer on the rocks?"

Then, pointing a thumb in Sam's direction, who has spent the night sleeping face-down into his ten gallon hat:

"It's getting where I can't take him anywhere any more. Even so, I think I agree with his taste in art."

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The older, wizen, illustious, Gentleman in the cornor, looks up from reading a research thesis on "The Symbiote relationship of a Wooly Bear in subjugation to his host wearing a Custer Hat" and notices Gryphin across the room, grinning most disgustingly evil, GT running around OOOKKing about some statue and Taz fixing what appears to be some type of selzer concoction. hmmm, now what is this all about he mumbles to himself, then goes back to continue his reading... the symbiote appears to become more fully encased in fur when the host.......


just some ideas Mac

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As the krazed kat charges the deft Gryphin rolls easily out out of the path, points the universal remote at his self and dissapears.

Plugging the remote into the wall, (for extra power) he pushes the Reconstruction button, A buzzing is heard and a statue in solid unbelievableium with Growltigger in the Gryphin Posistion with an FBW.

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about 3 seconds before Growltigga comes charging out of the back office with his trusty cricket bat, and proceeds to bash Sam, Cipher and Gryphin repeatedly round their heads for having the temerity to demolish his statue.

How the hell I can operate the new forum as a naughty dance club if you lot smash up the exhibits is beyond me!!

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Taz watches as yet another tasteless statue appears near the bar... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

And to make matters worse, it appears to be made out of (if you can believe it) SOLID UNBELIEVABLEIUM! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

* Narrators note: Unbelievableium in its natural
gas state is bad enough, but SOLID UNBELIEVEABLEIUM is widely known (by cartoon characters at least) to make the unbelievable commonplace!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Taz begins to back warily away from the statue as it begins to move... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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So, that's what the Gyphin position looks like. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

*Throws a table cloth over the statue to cover it up*

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Points the remote at the table cloth and pushes the rewind button. The table cloth returns to the table in "rewwind" fashion.

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In the meantime, Cipher finishes off the Alka Seltzer and looks over his shoulder.

"Ooh noo...not again. Taz, I think I need some coffee."

Then, glancing over at Sam: "Better make a large pot, I think we're going to need it."

Sam stirs and shifts on the barstool such that he is now sleeping on one ear. As he moves, yet another small cloud of cartoon flatulence erupts.

Cipher covers his nose. "Holy #%$!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Unfortunately. the latest sculpture has been placed too close to the stool where Sam is sleeping. The cloud of cartoon flatulence comes into contact with the unbelieveableium, slowly liquifying it. Cipher sighs.

"Never mind Taz. I'll get the mop." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

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the old one notices the happenings within the established perimeter and puts on his dusty old gas mask, then continues reading his newest research paper titled, what is or is not applicable during half time at the super bowl...
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

just some ideas mac

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FYI: The Super Bowl Entertainment Committee turned down an opportunity to have the Gryphin Position demonstrated.
Go Figure

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Hmmmmm, yes. Who says you can't accomplish anything by committee?

By the way, that was a much closer game than any of the pundits were predicting. Woe to those who bet the line on that one.

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but did we really have to see Janet Jackson's right breast? with a star shaped thingy on it? why did she put that on her bosom unless she meant Justin TroUsersnake (what a doik!) to expose her that way.

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Ya, and why was only 1 exposed, if your going to do it right, then by all means expose them both, sheeeesse, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

She stated in paper that it was put in at the Last minute and wasn't supposed to be what happened ??? hmmmm, sure did get a lot of publicity tho didn't it ,

In addition, I thought the entire half time show stunk as bad a 4 week old trout laying in the hot sun... They should have hired those who do the Orange Bowl half time, they are always the best and very well done of all the bowls..

just some ideas Mac

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she later admitted that it was a set-up. As if we hadn't suspected that in the first place.

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I agree with Mac. If you are going to flash them, let's start with a wet Tshirt and then go for the whole hog.

Maybe they should start American football for girls, and make it naked it. They could be covered in baby oil to make the tackles harder.

I need a lie down and a cold shower, but first I think I will take a few laps round the playing field.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Oh now Tigga, you don't want naked American Football. They would hire the biggest, fattest, meanest, manly women you have ever seen to play it, and I don't care how much you love the female body, when you watch them ... he/shes play, you will need to lie down.

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Atrocities, noted but what you then do is put a class ruling on saying that the teams can only pick players who would not disgrace a beach volleyball team..

and then you make another cup (equal to the Superbowel) which a team can win for having the fittest blart on their team

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">They could call it the MasterBowl.

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I would prefer "Blartbowl" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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What would we name these teams though and what would we call the leauge?

I know what I want to call it, but that would be just ... well ..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

You do realize that at each game all the seats and such will have to be covered with pLastic. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif You know, so the ... beer ... doesn't soak in.

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I know what we can all it! NFFL (National Female Fanny League.)

Big http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif to the Australians.

[ February 04, 2004, 10:27: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

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Discussing team names is going to get us moderated, proscuted and into trouble. Getting into the realms of the "Buffalo Beavers", the "Tampa Bay Totty" or "San Francisco 69'ers" is just tooo tooo risque for this forum.

I back out, apologise to you all, and go and have another lie down.

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Oh to be the team mascott..............drool. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Atrocities, you can be the mascot, if I get to be the team physiotherapist!!

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I thought there already was a sport like that. They call it "mud wrestling." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

I've seen ads: LIVE MUD!!

But then, thankfully, I don't live in a metropolis any more. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

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Team Name: Mac's Minions
Motto: just some ideas

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What??? Are You planning to host Ladies Mud Wreselling??

If so that would shure get the place moving.

I can see it now.... The Muddy Momma's Vers. The Cruddy Crumpit's ..

Lets Get MUDDIEEEEEEE !!!!!!!
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Team Name:
"The Gryphin Positons"
Motto: "We Do It Right"

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Team name
"The Growltigga Gobblers"
Motto : you will be orange and striped after we have finished with you

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The wize one sits at his table and looks at the long line of femine beauties lined up before him. They are signing up for the Forum Chat Bar & Grill HFFL (Hot Female Football League) ah, sighs to oldster as they bend over slightly to sign the 3 pages of forms on a slight angle from his front anatamy. ( http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) this is the life, now all we need are 18 team names for three leagues, along with coachs, mascots, waterboys, assistants, assistants to the assistants and of course the trainers who will be caring for all those lovely and wonderous bodies...... Mac breaks out in a cold sweat as he visualizes the scenes in the locker rooms, the sweat becomes a torrant, he's dripping in wet juices and sliva, he hurridly runs into the inner sanctum, opens the shower door, pulls GT out of the wonderous cold cold stream of curing water and indulates himself under the freshness of coolness, The tigga is shaking off the droplets that had covered his body, he opens the door into the bar & grill, freezes as he notices the peaches lined up at Mac's table and those that are bending over signing all those ridiculas forms, He begins to shake again, the beads of perspiration break out once more, he slams the door and rushs back to the shower, pulls on the handle,, LOCKED, The old timer locked the ....... DOOOR, he screams.......


a showering Mac http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif