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Narf. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif (No actually this might be a good idea, the Narf I, II and III, all sunkillers who're used to destroy all stars in a trinary system. Narfsplosion, remember? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif )

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Wouldn't one sunkiller be enough, as it would destroy the other two stars in the explosion?
/me starts thinking of Magrathean colony ships http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

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AKA Fartnocker
Lender
On Loan
Taxman
Yellow Submarine
Taxicab
Bebop
My vulernable spot is (name system coordinates)
Please dont shoot me
ELMO
NEMO
Sackflasher
Kissme
Blarney Stone
Deathstar
Deathstar II
Deathstar III (damn you think they would have leanred after I and II not to build weak spots but meh)
Objectionable
Questionable Construction
Ghomer Pyle
The General Lee (with THE actually in there)
Daisy Duke
Jessica Simpson

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Death Star I had a weak spot. II did not - the only reason it was vulnerable to small fighters was that it was still under construction, and enough of the superstructure wasn't in place yet that there were a few paths big enough for fighters to actually navigate to the center and get direct, point-blank shots at the reactor core from inside all of its defenses. If the second Death Star had been completed, raw firepower would have been the only way to take it down, and I doubt the Rebellion could have amassed enough of it.

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Yeah but the Emperor was all like "Ooooh I forsee it I will lure the rebels to my INCOMPLETE AND VULNERABLE battle station and brag to luke skywalker about this and that and!" stormtrooper walks in whispers in the emperor's ear "AW DAMN IT they actually thought about flying fighters through the obvious vulnerable area CRAP." Emperor then dies when Vader throws his dumbass down into the wierd hole that goes no where that all imperial construction boasts lol.

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If those and other inconsistancies amuse you, go here: http://3do.jediknight.net/dcm/archive.htm

Qoute: 'Rest easy, son. You've had a busy--'
'AHH! A HIPPIE! GET AWAY FROM ME. GET AWAY. GET--'.

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Poopoo Head
Breaking Wind
Pokeymonster
People Eater
Poop Star
Fart'O'Matic
Gohmer Pile
Love Boat
Happy Happy Joy Joy
X Wifes Lawyer
(Name of your X Girl Friend Goes) HERE

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Eluder
Death Egg
Blue Midget
Starbug
Egg-O-Matic
Magrathean Colony Ship #3
Discriminator

Bonus points if you get where ALL of those come from! (That Egg-O-Matic is pretty obscure! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)

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Rotten Tomato - For a ramming ship.

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Your Boss
My Boss
Unpaid Overtime

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"Unpaid Overtime" Would be targeted by Task Force "Labor And Industries" and destroyed by the USS "ClASS ACTION", "LAWSUIT", and "LITIGATION."

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*giggle*

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How about - "Hey, everyone get out and push"

Fuzzie

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Microsofter
Michael Jackson
Woo-hooo-hoooo
Prince not that one but the other one
OH NO YOU DIDN(no t on purpose)
Utah (think about who owns utah and I aint talking US govenrment lol)
MeTah (well she's gotta have a sistership right?)
Disco inferno
Traphexalemadexalon
The Frenchmen (don't forget the THE)
HOLY SH*T
Cow launcher
Goat Launcher
Martha Stewart's Apprentice
Martha Stewart
The Donald (yeah get it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif)
INCOMING
Outgoing
Udaman (think ghetto)
Deathray on Board
Baby On board
Baby's Deathray on board
Krankhore (it was the name of a planet in some Japanese space movie where the aliens had chicken noses lol)
Did I do thaaaaaat?
My shipyards are-followed by a list of warp points to go through and what planet they are at)

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Old Papersides
Gravity

Did you get the egg-o-matic from Dilbert?

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Names I've seen people use:

(Their girlfriend's name)
Roodle
She's Hot Hot Hot ( ? )
Wa hoo hoo hoo hee
Britney Spears
Rocket Launcher

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Man this thread I had completely forgotten about.

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Me too... Lol

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http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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No, Egg-o-Matic is (believe it or not) the name of Dr. Robotnik's hovercraft from the Sonic the Hedgehog games/cartoons http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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This is NOT a ramming ship
This IS a ramming ship
ISS Dreadnought (on an Escort)
This is a Colony Ship, trust me
Party At Your Homeworld

*****

How about a list of bad planet names? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Da Crib
Totally Unimportant Backwater (your homeworld)
Cloaked Fleet Rally Point #1

*****

edit: Compiled! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Bad ship names: lol I forgot about this thread

Doughboy
fatman
Michael Moore
Bill Clinton (On a long phalice shaped ship)
NOT the transport
The transport
Not the Mama!
This is my only warp ship please don't destroy it or my fleet will be stranded in your space for ever without supply or hope of survival.
Hi
HO
1 0wn J00!
Barney (fife or the dino)

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No, I haven't read through the entire thread, but, ...

For carriers

The Bat Cave. [especially bad if your fighter is actually called Bat or The Bat.]

The Ant Hill [likewise]