Re: Turn 6
 

Just waiting on Shovah for turn 6.

Deadline is tonight at 9:00 pm EST.

Pasha

Re: Turn 5
 

I'm more of a Fires from Afar kind of guy.

But that doesn't mean I should be blamed for all such attacks in this game, that would be just wrong. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/redface.gif

Re: Turn 6
 

So shovah has been writing in the forums but not submitting his turn?!? tsk tsk tsk

Unless he sent it and it got lost on one end or the other...

Re: Turn 6
 

Or he might have thought he sent it. I am tempted to give him an extension since this is such a friendly game, and no doubt it is just an oversight.

Re: Turn 7
 

Turn 7 is out.

The deadline is technically Thursday, May 25, 2006 at 9:00 pm. However, if folks get turns in by tonight, then I will host tonight.

Pasha

Re: Turn 7
 

So everybody claims they are harmless and weak? Where are the cojones? Is there not a single a Crushinator from Hell among us? Well, Pasha is... So all the rest of us are but peanuts waiting for the Pasha-hammer (or Pashammer) to fall!

Wait, Steerpike and shovah haven't yet claimed weakness. Are you guys man enough to proclaim out loud how tough and ruthless you are?

Re: Turn 7
 

I can back up my claims, unlike the rest of you: I got slaughtered by indies *again*. *Sighs* I told ya Pasha, I really should have gone with Pythium instead.

Re: Turn 7
 

well seeing as practically every mp dom game ive played ive been crushed (apart from one blitz vrs mork) i dont think i have the right to proclaim my strength. however i am rather loud and ruthless (in a good way)

Re: Turn 7
 

You don't punctuate either, which is very ruthless, so you get a pass http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Alneyan, are you saying you *wouldn't* be slaughtered by indies if you were driving Pythium? What gall! Certainly that's the most positive affirmation of one's own strength yet!

Well, in the land of marshmallows the gummibear is the king, so maybe there's still hope for me! As long as I stay away from Alneyan, that is.

Re: Turn 7
 

dude his mages can go underwater and bring guys with them, we are gona be owned (unless you cast sea of ice with about 200 gems http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif then only some people can reach our peaceful, fishy domain.

Re: Turn 7
 

Actually, regardless of the state of the world, we can always Cloud Trapeze you back to the Stone Age, when you dwelt on your little star far away from here.

Jurri, all I'm saying is that I could actually take provinces last time I played Pythium. Okay, so it was my first time too, but still. I seem to recall this particular game involved Pasha too.

Re: Turn 7
 

Just waiting on Machaka, and then we host!

Re: Turn 7
 

I certainly have made no claims of being weak. In fact, I bragged about squishing Jurri in numerous 1x1 games. (The veracity of my statement is irrelevant. It's the feeling that counts.)

Nah... BEWARE you sniveling turdballs. You are all dingleberries on the hind end of my Pretender's prized guard poodle, Sunshine.

My pretender is the Malevolent Mean Mama Pasha of Arcoscephale (M.M.M.P.A.)! Repeat after me... "MMMPA". You hear that? "MMMPA!" Yes! That's the sound of y'all's doom! "MMMPA!"

Her Malevolence shall tear y'all into tender little morsels and feed ya slowly and lovingly (and wrathfully) to her beloved Sunshine, who spends most of his time napping on a beautiful satin cushion with lace trim. But, don't arouse his vigor! He's lightning fast and soon you'll find his teeth around your ankle. (He has poisoned, armor piercing teeth. Nasty!)

MMMPA!

Re: Turn 7
 

If we're already hanging off your poodle's caboodle, can't he eat us without MMMPA's help?

I am confused.

Re: Turn 7
 

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif
DON"T QUESTION ME, TURDBALL!
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<Ahem>

Ah... in a prospective way ur hangin’ off the caboodle. Just like when someone says, "You're a dead man." They mean that you are soon to be dead. So... as soon as you are fed to furry, feisty Sunshine, you'll be hangin’ and jangling about as Sunshine prances for praise from Her Malevolence.

Re: Turn 7
 

Okay, I just played my turn, my orders for world domination have been sent to the appropriate turdball... or whatever his name is. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Re: Turn 8
 

Turn 8 is out.

Deadline is Thursday, May 25 at 9:00 pm EST.

Pasha

Re: Turn 8
 

Yeah, yeah Im weak, WEAKSAUCE I TELLS YA.

And Ive wasted too much time cowering in the dark at the thought of Pasha's Canoodling Noodle Poodle -Sunshine the Black hound of Death.

Reminds me of something... Ahh yes "It puts the lotion on its skin" can you guess where this quote is from and why it reminds me of Pasha and his poodle?

Pike

Re: Turn 8
 

It t'ain't my poodle! It's my Pretender's poodle!

(The quote's got me lost.)

Re: Turn 8
 

Makes me think of a tacky little pamphlet that I once found in a bottom drawer... and not a speck of cereal!

Re: Turn 8
 

Haha, I think I will beware of "your Dirty Love" Ygorl

And Spot you some "Dyna Mo Humm"

Pike

Think Movies

Re: Turn 9
 

Turn 9 is out.

Deadline is Friday, May 26 at 9:00 pm EST.

But... I will host sooner if players play sooner.

Pasha

Weekend Vacation
 

Hi All:

I will be out of town Saturday and Sunday due to the long weekend in the USA. I will be back on Monday. So, after today, the next hosting will be on Monday.

But, this will bring us to turn 10. Do players want a more relaxed hosting schedule? Strictly 24 hrs? Move to Tuesday - Thursday - Sunday schedule?

Pasha

Re: Weekend Vacation
 

I like the current hosting schedule. Then again, maybe I'm not doing as well as some people (like Alneyan) and have less to do on my turn.

So where's that pervy sounding quote from, Pike? We don't knowww.

Re: Weekend Vacation
 

Buffalo Bill in "Silence of the Lambs". The serial killer's victim did something nasty to the killer's dog (was it a poodle?).

Re: Weekend Vacation
 

I am fine with whatever schedule. I liked the first weekend where we blasted thru the first few turns, and was wondering if that would be possible this weekend, but it's a holiday so it's not possible.

Re: Weekend Vacation
 

Yeah thats the one Djo. The poodle and a sicko like Pashas Mama http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Any schedule is fine by me, Im up for relaxed or whatever.

Pike

Re: Weekend Vacation
 

Who's callin' my mama a sicko??

Turn 10
 

Turn 10 is out.

Deadline is technically this Monday at 9:00 pm. However, if turns are played before I leave on Saturday morning, then I will host the turn.

I am happy keeping a 24-hour hosting schedule generally, until players want more time. I am having a very good time and am always eager for the next turn.

Pasha

Re: Turn 11
 

Turn 11 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday, May 30 at 9:00 pm EST.

Pasha

Re: Turn 12
 

Turn 12 is out.

Deadline is Wednesday, May 31 at 9pm EST.

Pasha

Re: Turn 12
 

So... anyone got any good fat mama -jokes? Pasha Mama deserves the attention!

Admittedly it's tough to top Pike's subtle allusion. Speaking of Pike, what happened to Chuck, the Eater of Filth, anyways? Is he gone for good?

--
Pasha Mama so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang!

Re: Turn 12
 

Pasha Mama's soooooooo fat, when she lies around the house... she lies AROUND THE HOUSE!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: Turn 12
 

Yeah, Chuck bit off a bit more than he could swallow.


Never fear he will be back rockin an Rollin pretty soon http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Pashas Mama's Soooo Fat her Hoplites exercise by jogging around HER!

Ben

Re: Turn 13
 

Turn 13 is out.

Deadline is Thursday, June 1 at 9:00 pm EST.

Pasha

Re: Turn 14
 

Turn 14 is out.

Deadline is Friday, June 2 at 9:00 pm EST.

Pasha

Re: Turn 15
 

Turn 15 is out.

Deadline is Saturday, June 3 at 9:00 pm EST.

However, I am happy to host sooner and even do a semi-blitz over the weekend if players are eager beavers.

Pasha

Re: Turn 16
 

Turn 16 is out.

Deadline is Sunday, June 4 at 9:00 pm. EST.

Again, happy to host sooner.

Pasha

Re: Turn 16
 

special thanks this turn goes to: YGORL! for falling straight into my trap. do you really think i would send a poorly equiped, 3 affliction trampler (with a chest wound for super fatigue) wanting him to live? he'll be back before turn 20, almost certainly with less afflictions and better equipment (why cant my nation just commit regicide?)

Re: Turn 16
 

I was just going to complain about all the garbage washing up on my beaches. Seems like every little piece of trash in the sea decided that today would be a good day for a vacation in Ulm. Well, I'm calling out the maintenance crew, guys, so you'd both best hightail it back where you came!

Re: Turn 16
 

threats like that get you no-where, especially since both myself and jurri(almost certainly) know we can top you in water. The only problem for myself at the minute is deciding how much time i should waste before crushing you...
Your lands have been rather extensively scouted so threats of much larger forces coming wont work, not to mention the fact that in a 2v1 scenario its not really you who should be making threats...

Re: Turn 16
 

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif

Hmmmm 'tis extremely disturbing that the Water Foul feel that they have any right or claim to any dry land.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Waterdrop.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif

Re: Turn 16
 

Quack, quack, I'm a harmless little Water Fowl, quack, quack. Why would you want to make outcasts of me and shovah? Why, aren't we just as entitled to Tyrande's beautiful shores as anyone else?

I wish I had shovah's youthful confidence, though. The templars look scaary! I hope Ygorl's janitors are nicer folk than those dudes. Is anything else happening in the world? Like, what's that lebarjack doing with his giants? Golem the thirteenth, what happened to the other twelve?

Re: Turn 16
 

Youthful Confidence FTW! :p We do not feel we have any claim to dry land, the proud people of atlantis know we do. Our great seers have foretold our ascendancy, WE SHALL NOT BE DENIED OUR PRIZE!

Re: Turn 16
 

The Squidly Water Foul certainly have no rightful claim here! They are foreign to this world and should be swiftly punted back to the celestial glob that vomited them in our direction in the first place. Mmmmm... I nominate Ulm for that glorious assignment!

The fecal pile of wastrels called "Atlantis" should likewise be whisked out of this world.

Unfortunately, all land folk will need to help return the Sea to its natural, sparkling Tidybowllichkeit.

Re: Turn 16
 

Haha, I like that Pasha trash talking with the water Nations knowing full well that you are the furthest away from them.

"GO GET EM BOYS" is the cry from the far west http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Alneyans pretender suffered a little accident last turn RIP Gilgamesh.

Pike

Re: Turn 17
 

Turn 17 is out.

Deadline is Sunday at 9:00 pm EST, but it would be GREAT if we reached turn 20 this weekend. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Pasha

Re: Turn 16
 

BAH! The Water Foul are an immanent threat to us all. The Sea must be flushed clean or we shall all drown!

Re: Turn 16
 

and theres another brave statement from the other side of the map (damn this for being non-wraparound)

Re: Turn 16
 

Yes, And Machaka seems unconcerned enough about the water nations to turn up on my doorstep with his Insect lord http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Welcome to the gay lands of Pangea, please rest your ...er... weary segmented legs and have some sweet honey dew. Our satyrs will perform some improvised theatre for your edification while our dryads entertain your officers.

Pike