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The Astrologers of the White Tower of Arcos have decreed that the power of the stars should be spread among our fellow nations of Cholorelera.

We are willing to trade Astral gems for Water, Fire, Earth, Air for a limited time only!

Send your orders to Tim, Magister of Gem Supply Chain Management, C/O DC.

Small quantities available - act soon!

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Heh, the White Tower appears to be under siege as we continue our streak of being rushed. Seems DC needs a witchdoctor cleansing to remove the Rush Me mojo bullseye.

This time its elephant vs. elephant in an astral showdown. We like the odds better than some of our recent encounters in the multiverse, but it all may come down to whose ellies flinch first in the DRN toss up.

Gem trading will be halted while we revert to full militarization. :)

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BillyWitchDoctor.com offers full mojo application & cleansing services.

1 convenient locations...in Machaka. :)

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Is that downtown, or at the outlet mall? I hate traffic. :re:

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The Law Offices of Eriu, Tuatha and Zorn hereby declare intent to file a notice of class action against BillyWitchDoctor.com and its subsidiaries (hereby referred to as the defendant). Eriu, Tuatha and Zorn and their clients thus represented (hereby referred to as the plaintiffs) seek an injunction against the defendants and damages totaling 7000 GP and 500 Blood Slaves for dispensing unapproved medication and unsolicited "male enhancement" email notifications and public display of a rampaging Giant Fetish in violation of several local codes and ordinances. Pending court date, late autumn, 3rd year of the ascension wars and further requests for discovery to ensue.


The Offices of Eriu, Tuatha and Zorn, esq.

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From the desk of Mutombo Herschwitz, In-house Council of the Lord:

BillyWitchDoctor.com takes all complaints against him quite seriously. We think. I have begun an investigation into these allegations, in accordance with BillyWitchDoctor.com's presumed wishes.

Preliminary findings indicate that electronic "Virility Services" advertisements are indeed regularly sent from Machakan government servers. However, these advertisements are in support of the government's "Make Love, Not Shrunken Heads" campaign, which gives underprivileged tribal witch doctors a constructive outlet for their dark skills. Sort of like the Marine Corps. And unlike the "other guys," ML,NSH doctors have a proven track-record of success (why do you think our mages can turn into gigantic spiders? ;) )

Further, these advertisments are coordinated by BillyWitchDoctor.com's all-knowing nephew Google.com, and are therefore sent only to individuals explicitly known to have, er, room for improvement. That the Fir Bolg are receiving the bulk of these advertisments is entirely beyond our control. :)

Regarding the allegations of rampaging: in an unfortunate idolatry incident, BillyWitchDoctor.com accidently toppled from the pedistal of his godly ziggurat, and has been rolling Westward ever since. Some damage has certainly occurred, but the wise magistrates of the Western courts have since have recognized BillyWitchDoctor.com as the one, true, rotating god, and have dismissed all charges against him, save for a single citation of Excessive Speed in a School Zone.

We're pretty sure BillyWitchDoctor.com would like the opportunity to defend his good name in a court of law. He's probably happy to appear at the Supreme Court of Eriu promptly in Late Autum of Year 3; kindly send directions at your earliest convenience... :D

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Okay, own up, who obliterated Mictlan?

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It is as the omens foretold...it was Ashdod! (but we ain't quite dead yet)

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The people of Oceania offer their most sincere apologies to the learned people of R'lyeh for The Lord of Wine, Prince of Philosophy, His Most Amorousness, Socrapuss, has, in all his tentacled wisdom, accidentally disproven the existence of their God during his most recent drunken ecumenical discussion. As such we invite all water-residing nations to take up our holy crusade against these godless heathens. Once again, terribly sorry for any inconveniance.

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the people of r'lyeh do not understand this "god" concept; perhaps you are referring to our high lord, Mortimer the head accountant by some strange foreign title? we welcome war at any rate, as our balance sheets could use some deductions.

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A war? Capital news!

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis, is eager to take on two armies at the same time!

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I have postponed hosting because I will be gone until next Monday.

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Hosting will be postponed from 20th to 23th and from 25th to 28th because of player request.

Just to let you know in advance.

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We at T'ien Ch'i are doing our part to take down the descendants of the Nephilim before they plunge the world in to everlasting darkness, but it's not going to be enough. We have sent spies to their capital to forment unrest, and our armies have met theirs in the field. Unfortunately, our spies are being hunted down and our red guards are no match for the unholy E9N8 anakites, descendant from fallen angels of antiquity. Last month we lost soldiers that cost a total of over 2200 pounds of gold to recruit, managing to kill only 3 anakites in the process (actually, I'm not sure how many anakites died... the "View Battle results did not match what happened on the strategic map so I have no way of knowing, but that's how many died in the "View Battle" stuff).

We hope that our sacrifice will not be in vain, that some worthy nation will take a stand against the nation of Ashdod before it is too late. For the moment, Ashods capital has a little unrest, and its armies are occupied. A few turns from now, neither will be the case.

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Yikes, that sounds scary. Is this the same Ashdod that is sitting on Mictlan's capital? Controlling 3 capitals by turn 13 is doing pretty well, even by Ashdod standards.

Shinuyama will share a border with Ashdod soon, and at that time we will join Tien Chi in their noble struggle. We call on all nations who neighbor Ashdod to join us in this holy cause. Ashdod only gets stronger over time, and with 3 capitals feeding their war machine, they will tear their neighbors apart unless we band together now.

Don't take my word for it though!
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/showthread.php?t=41391

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A bit of location information would help!

Jazzepi

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The mighty nation of Ashdod became under attack by these two powers, who thought in their arrogance how their unholy alliance could smash the rightful descendants of gods themselves!

Now we have driven the craven aggressors back to where they belong.

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I believe Ashdod and Mictlan are at 373 and 412. I'll leave Tien Chi to fill in his capital, or any better information that he has.

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Egads - this just means it takes more than 2 nations to drag down Ashdod. Join the Anti-Ashdod Alliance (AAA) now! Pledge to destroy Ashdod now and support any nation that is fighting against Ashdod. In this and any other game, cleanse the world of Ashdod!

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Our capital of T'ien Ch'i is province #293, in the land once occupied by the magocracy of Thay. It is currently besieged by 16 anakites led by a single priest (note: this means that there are not enough blessers for the force to fight effectively; unfortunately, this will probably no longer be true next turn, as Ashdod will undoubtably move more blessers in)

Ashdods capital in #373 currently has 42 unrest, 30030 population, 125 income, 251 resources, and 25 PD according to our spies. Our spies have also reported that Ashdod controls #408 (unknown pop), #375 (14k pop), #354 (10k pop), #388 (13k pop), #347 (10k pop), #338 (9k pop), #395 (unknown pop), and #427 (unknown pop).

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Well, I suppose I could be tempted to help destroy Ashdod, but only because they've probably got provinces full of delicious living souls for me to despoil.

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The provice #s on this map are laid out like a schizophrenic person threw them together.

Unfortunately I'm apparently on the wrong side of the world to contribute. Good luck though!

Jazzepi

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The provinces are numbered by a raster scanner, so all they care about is the location of the individual white pixel that represents the province.The odds are going to be better that two sequential provinces are on opposite sides of the map than next to each other. On the other hand, would you rather people had to number manually?

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I was making a joke.

Jazzepi

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Ouch there seems to be a war going on in time for Christmas. :)

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Are we having a Christmas break at all? I will be away for a few days (until the 29th) and most games seem to be having some sort of break or at least slow down....

Anyway Happy Christmas everyone :)

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Very well, postponed until 1st of January.

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Most likely for the best..

Merry Christmas Eve everyone. :)

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Postponed 48 hours because otherwise four players would have staled.

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Thank you! I just saw, my turn got accepted 5 minutes after it was supposed to host. :o Up until 9am and then slept for 5 hours, woke up to a hosting warning and pushed out a really fast turn, but not fast enough. O.O

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I actually prefer the 8-9 hour warning. 6 hours is just small enough to fit inside of a sleeping cycle.

Jazzepi

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Pretty solid rush Jazzepi. Squished my poorly led troops awfully thorough.

Eriu has gone AI. I didn't pass my morale check.

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:O

I think we rushed each other?

More false fetters spam could have been my undoing, I thinks.

Jazzepi

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In other news, Shinuyama's war on Ashdod has gotten off to a good start. Our little Bakemono-sho goblins beat a Rephaite Commander to death while chanting the traditional Shinuyama war-cry of "Ompa Loompa Ompa Loompa". I expect many more victories to follow. Really, Ashdod's troops are not so tough, as long you don't face more than one of them per battle.

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Machaka's Chief Sous-Chef (rimshot!) has just reported that a single Rephaite will feed an entire column of Hunter Spiders for a week.

In light of this development, Machaka hereby declares war on Ashdod.

Unfortunately, Vanheim has rather cleverly positioned itself between Machaka & Ashdod, no doubt the result of a cunning alliance with the canabilistic giants. So Machaka hereby declares war on Vanheim too.

World powers are encouraged to join us in our effort to end world hunger. PM me if interested. ;)

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In a bigger, badder, and bolder sequel to last month's battle, Shinuyama's O-Bakemono trolls clubbed to death 20 of Ashdod's Anakites, as well as their supporting slingers and commanders. The troll's cries of "OOMPA LOOMPA" and the screams of the dying could be heard for miles around. As a gesture of solidarity with our new 8 legged friends, we are sending the giant corpses to Machaka's capital. We urge others at war with Ashdod to do the same. Please, won't someone think of the spiders?

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Those giants sure were knocked off their feet because of your goblins and trolls smelling so awful, at least we had divine beings descending in our midst to teach us the vain art of cosmetics :p

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I'm afraid if Machaka wishes to pass through Vanaheim on their way to Ashod the poor spiders will be forced to pass through the killing fields of Ermor. I doubt Longdead warriors provide quite such a comprehensive diet...

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We of Agartha strayed into Pangaean territory by accident to have a pickanick lunch. The half man half horse abominations ambushed us!!! We ask the world to decry such an outrage! To be maliciously attacked before we could enjoy our fried chicken and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches is unforgiveable!!!! We ask the world to unite to defeat these half human abominations!!!

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Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis, is always eager to get involved in wars he has nothing to do with, but he is otherwise preoccupied right now.

And crippled.

And mildly brain damaged.

And unable to leave the sea.

So we will have to leave you to sort your bloody feud yourselves, I'm afraid.

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Bandar Log announces formal declaration of war against Atlantis. Have at thee, salty dogs! Errr, fish! Yeah, salty fish! Mmmmm.

In other news, we are proud to announce the founding of Bandar Mail Order Kippered Snacks. They're Salty Love In A Tin!™.

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>In other news, we are proud to announce the founding of Bandar Mail Order >Kippered Snacks. They're Salty Love In A Tin!™.

HAHAHA

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The holy cooks of Abysia support this Agarthan demand - fried chicken together with peanut butter is an unforgivable crime against the good taste (TM) and must be purged from the surface of the earth!!

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Abysia understandeth not. The fried chicken is the entree, and the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are the dessert.

Sorry guys, U staled last turn.

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I need to request a delay. Emergency personal issues...

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:eek:

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Postponed 48 hours. If you need additional time let me know.

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We are thinking of them :) And now eating them :)

BillyWitchDoctors first installent of Spiders are now being barbequed at Castle Vanheim in Cormyr.

While we are also very concerned by the rise of Ashdod we believe the best help that can be given to her foes is the knowledge that they have peaceful borders and friendly neighbours rather than 8 legged adventurers racing about the Sea of Fallen Stars.

We shall be forwarding on to the Admiral a pair of Char Grilled Spiders.

We call on all enemies of the crazy Machakans to strike him now before we are forced to take all his lands for our very own.

Talonna, the real Mistress of Poison, Leader of the Pack, Head Burgher of Sembia, Roaster of Spiders, etc and so forth....

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BillyWitchDoctor.com's first installment of Spiders are now being BBQ'd. First of many, in fact. Zulu Wars, and whatnot.

The Ashdod-Vanheim alliance grows more powerful by the minute. The Machakan Intelligence Agency has uncovered a factory in downtown Cormyr where sinister Vanheim dwarves work in shifts to forge suspiciously large Bracers of Protection. MIA has also confirmed that our Prophet is MIA. Such is the fate of force reconnaissance. :(

Make no mistake: Vanheim is reeling: her culled herd of skinshifters peers nervously behind her eastern ramparts at the approaching tidal wave of spiders. Her mages work tirelessly to discover something better than the silly lightning bolts that support her troops. Such is the fate of overextension. :)

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Kick a squid while he's down, will you?

Lord Bymak, Defender of Atlantis is well on the way to recovery, and is ready to take you cheeky monkeys on, anytime, anywhere.

...By the way, how do you plan to invade?