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Sometimes you need to double post if the thread has moved down far in the list, and you have a new thought that you want to mention. If you just edit your previous post, it will not bump the thread up to the top, so people may not know that you added something. Of course, this is only necessary if there's a long time gap between the first post and the second post.
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And maybe even the triple post? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Maybe the "shame" pointing finger is pointing in the wrong direction. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Tbontob, the only time I do that is to bump a post that needs bumping, or if a long period of time has passed between the Posts (a few minutes to an hour does not qualify as a long time). http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif |
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I personaly find it funny. It just seems that every people likes jokes that make fun of another people but when it makes fun of their own country, they don't find it funny anymore. [Edit] We have the American - Canadian thing here to with Belgium and the Netherlands. We have the same jokes, when they tell them, the Belgians are the stupid ones and when we tell them, the Dutch arethe stupid. Some of those jokes are also reaaally old and not so funny but somehow, they are kept alive</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I was waiting for someone from Europe to weigh in on that. I mean, really: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. is a real old one. I'm sure I heard it in kindergarten. I say again, does that just sound funny in French with a German accent or what? At least this one is cool in a surreal way: An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” “But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.” |
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A Telegraph office, that must be a really new joke, I think the Last one closed about 40 Years ago. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif A Man goes into a pub. Under his arm is a large box, which he places on the bar and opens. Inside is a tiny little man playing a piano. He plays beautifully, pop music, classics and jazz. Everyone in the pub falls silent and gathers round to watch this astonishing phenomenon. - “Where did you find him?” asks the publican. - “Well, I was beachcombing the other day when I came upon a rusty old fashioned lamp. I rubbed at it to try to clear off some of the barnacles and weed, and a genie leapt out and offered me any wish I cared to name” . - “I’d love to have a go at that” says the publican, “can you give me directions so that I can find the rusty lamp?” - ”Sure" . A week later, the man with the box under his arm returns to the pub, pushes open the door and is astonished when he sees the change the pub has undergone in the space of one short week. Everywhere he looks; there are thousands of ducks - some in china, some papier mache, some wood some metal, in all kinds of colors, shapes and designs. - “Well, the pub looks fantastic” he says to the publican, “but tell me, did you go down to the beach and find that rusty lamp.” - “I certainly did” replies the publican, “Your directions were very clear. I found the lamp, rubbed it, and - just as you described, out leapt the genie. One thing, though - I think he’s a little hard of hearing, because I didn’t ask him for masses of fantastic ducks” - “I know what you mean. I didn’t ask him for a 12-inch pianist either”. |
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Imagine the scene, it HM the Queen's Birthday and the Coldstream Guards are marshalled in serried ranks in full dress uniform before the gates of Buckingham Palace.
The Regimental Sergeant Major is marching down the ranks, inspecting the troops and making sure that their full dress uniform is absolutely tip top. The Queen's cavalcade is rapidly approaching as the RSM gets to the third rank. He is amazed to see a 7 foot tall Zulu warrior standing proudly in the ranks, resplendant with assegai, rhinoceros hide shield, leopard skin thong and armbands, ostrich plumes in his hair and lion-tooth necklace. The RSM is flabberghasted and says, "How the hell did you get into the Coldstream Guards?" and the Zulu says "I lied about my age". |
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This thread is headed "The Funniest Canadian Joke" so logically, isn't it meant to be relative to what our Canadian posters find amusing, and that any judgment as to the humour content of any alledged comical story posted on this thread has to be subjectively assessed by those forum posters who lurk north of the border?
Which, in turn, means that neither I (posting from God's own earth, land of the free etc England) or Imperator Fyron (being a Californian and therefore not qualified to opine on humour at all) nor any other non-moose-kissing poster is entitled to comment on the laugh quotient of any post in this thread. Canadians of the world, stop fiddling with your bits, put down that moose and tell us what makes you really laugh |
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Why do Canadians make love doggie style?
So they can both watch Hockey Night in Canada! |
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Q Why do Canadians bonk Moose on the edge of cliffs??
A So the Moose pushes back harder!! Q What do you call a Canadian with more than 1 girlfriend? A A Moose herder Q What does a Canadian girl say after making love? A You all in the same hockey team then? Q What do you call 50 Americans falling off the edge of a cliff? A A damn good start Q What is the difference between a washing machine and a Canadian girl? A The washing machine doesnt follow you round for hours after you have stuffed your load in it [ January 27, 2003, 16:22: Message edited by: growltigger ] |
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We Canadians do not "lurk" or "skulk" about in the night. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif We are renowned for our openness and friendliness. I mean if we are in a foreign country and as soon as the resident discovers we are not Americans, his demeanour changes from a sulky hostility to friendliness. Doesn't that prove we are open and friendly? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif All kidding aside, I love your jokes! And while the topic implies it is about jokes that Canadians find funny, we Canadians do not like to discriminate. So, the more 'Canadian' jokes the better! Most of them are hilarious. But if most people find a joke funny and we Canadians don't, it is time to ask why we don't. <==tbontob nudges Fyron. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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A Canadian lad from Manitoba marries a young girl from a neighbouring town. On his wedding night, he is appalled to find out that she is a virgin.
He immediately packs his bags and jumps in his pick-up and drives back to his parents. His father and mother ask him why he has come home on his wedding night, rather than whooping it up with his new bride. Our erstwhile hero announces that he is traumatised because his new bride is a virgin. "Damn" says his dad, "you did the right thing son, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she certainly ain't good enough for ours" |
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So it's only Canadian jokes then.
But when we run out of these, maybee this could be another namechanging thread. The Funniest American Joke The Funniest Computer Joke The Funniest SEIV Joke -- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into a bar..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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-- A Phong, A Drushocka and Xiati walks into the cantina.....
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I personaly find it funny. It just seems that every people likes jokes that make fun of another people but when it makes fun of their own country, they don't find it funny anymore. [Edit] We have the American - Canadian thing here to with Belgium and the Netherlands. We have the same jokes, when they tell them, the Belgians are the stupid ones and when we tell them, the Dutch arethe stupid. Some of those jokes are also reaaally old and not so funny but somehow, they are kept alive [ January 27, 2003, 12:37: Message edited by: minipol ] |
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In Canada, Moosehead is a beer.
In USA, it is misdemeanor. [ January 28, 2003, 19:46: Message edited by: Wardad ] |
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It can weigh almost a ton and Canada has a lot of them. The numbers of moose in Canada may be one of the causes of all the "Canadian" moose jokes. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif IIRC, one province has more moose than people. Anybody care to venture which province that is? |
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..I'm an english speaking Canadian living in Quebec,.. I have the right to remain silent, anything I say can and will be used against me by the Language Police. I have the right to an atourny, if I can not afford one a unilingual french speaking avocat will be provided for me...
I read this somewhere way back, I find it really funny. Personally I'm bilingual so I don't have this kind of problem, My problem is that the french think I speak with an english accent and the english think I speak with a french accent! Probably because I throw in words from both Languages and this confuses them! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Nuf said! Cheers! |
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Once I was making random calls to component vendors, and one was located in (pronounced) mOn-rA-'[a']l -- the nice receptionist lady answers the phone, "Hello, Bounjour", and I was stunned for a second or two. thinks"She said hello twice ... am I supposed to greet her back twice? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif " [ January 28, 2003, 22:23: Message edited by: Arkcon ] |
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So, why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Italy?
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin. I told this to my father and sister, and they both said, "Nothing in that joke is specific to Italians, you could have put any nationality there, why are you dumping on ours?" I told my mother, and she looked at me puzzled for 3 seconds, then put down the iron, put her head on the ironing board, and laughed hilariously for a solid minute. Some people have more fun just being a contrarion. That's their choice. But if something could be funny, you should give it a chance to move you. |
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I type so fast that sometimes, my brain lags behind my fingers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Personally, I have not experienced the discrimination in Quebec. Do you live in Montreal which has a significant "English" speaking population? Anyways, it is interesting that most of the population in Quebec speak English and French. Yet my impression is that people are labelled to be in one camp or the other. What I thought was funny was that you appeared to go out of your way to give the impression of being neither French or English and thereby find yourself shunned by righteous Frenchmen and Englishmen. Most significantly, you seemed to enjoy it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Double oops. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
I may have given the impression that I "lived" in Quebec and was talking from personal experience. I haven't! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif The furthest east I have been is Hull Quebec and that is only for about 15 minutes. So whatever I asserted came from second hand sources...other people, the media etc. For those not in the know, Hull, Quebec is the sister city of our national capital, Ottawa, Ontario and lies just across the Ottawa river. |
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I, like every bilingual speaking person in Quebec find it both funny and sad that the extreme minority (unilingual french and english) of Quebec are strongly represented by both the dueling political parties but the majority (70%+) bilingual speaking people are always left in the wings. It's a shame how much energy and money is lost over something as trivial as language! Especially when there are so many other more important problems to be fixed like the health-care system! Nuf said! Cheers! |
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Getting back to the reason for this thread:
A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the Last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy - "$750." Man - "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The minister says, "Don't start that with me again." |
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http://satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
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Welp, I got a couple jokes for everyone today. Tell me what you think. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
Only thing is they arn't canadian jokes. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached between our computers and switched the inputs for the keyBoards. She came back and started typing and immediately got a distressed look on her face. She called the teacher over and explained that no matter what she typed, nothing would happen. The teacher tried everything. By this time I was hiding behind my monitor and quaking red-faced. I started to type, "Leave me alone!" They both jumped back, silenced. "What the . . . " the teacher said. I typed, "I said leave me alone!" The kid got real upset. "I didn't do anything to it, I swear!" It was all I could do to keep from laughing out loud. The conversation between them and HAL 2000 went on for an amazing five minutes. Me: "Don't touch me!" Her: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit your keys that hard." Me: "Who do you think you are anyway?!" Etc. Finally, I couldn't contain myself any longer and fell out of my chair laughing. After they had realized what I had done, they both turned beet red. Funny, I never got more than a C- in that class. And... There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with, the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. The doctor's office erupted in laughter. Enjoy... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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I thought this was pretty funny given the "Rate the President" thread.
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Ragnarok http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
You could say it happened in Canada or "The Canadian" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif The first one reads like you were the "perpetrator"! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Now fess up, were you? The second one was really funny. How we go into contortions to avoid things and how 'really' straight people let the cat out of the bag. Children are notorious for doing this! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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3 SIMPLE STEPS TO MAKE A GREAT CANADIAN JOKE.
Doing extensive research in this thread (thanks to tbontob for step 2 and Growltigga for step 3), I have compiled 3 simple steps to make a great Canadian joke. 1: Take any great joke. 2: Exhange all geographic references with Canada (or the Canadian ). 3: If sheep is involved, exhange with moose. So lets run a little test: Original joke: What do you call a Scotsman with a sheep under each arm ? - A pimp. Canadian joke: What do you call a Canadian with a moose under each arm ? - A pimp. Hmmm, must be one more step. |
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Primitive, you have to start with a good joke, not a bad one.
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This joke was only used for testing purposes. I would never tell such a lame joke. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif BTW, I think I got it.. 4: Compensate for size difference. Original joke: What do you call a Scotsman with a sheep under each arm ? - A pimp. Refined Canadian joke: What do you call a Canadian with a moose under each arm ? - A very, very tall pimp. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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When I read Ragnaroks reply, I didn't have a chance to read Primitive's.
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Thank you for your kind words and the set up for the "Canadizer." Pop by the Cantina for a drink on me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif |
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The moose is the largest land animal in North America and if I am not mistaken in South America too. Yep, it apparently beats the grizzly pound for pound. What is not so well known is that it beats the bear or any other animal in Canada as being the most dangerous land animal in Canada. And the moose is tall!!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif And it is not domesticated like the sheep. So even if the pimp could somehow get two moose under his arms (very, very unlikely even for a very, very tall pimp), the human is likely to be on the receiving end of any amorous adventure. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif And after being pronged and repeatedly gorged, the moose is likely to stomp him into the ground for good measure. Your formula was a good one. Putting it into practice made your joke even funnier. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Tbontob.
We have plenty of moose in Norway also. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif And the moose is in many ways just like humans. Every autumn ( mating season) some sexually frustrated young males come into peoples gardens and eat fermented apples left on the trees. Getting really drunk, they run around the suburbs, acting just like English soccerfans. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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tbontob, I'm glad you enjoyed my comments. I was hoping to draw some laughter. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Primitive, that is amusing. LOL
Our moose do not act like that...at least I haven't heard they are. Maybe it is because of our greater land area, so moose and people tend to not come into intimate contact. Drunk moose! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif I have heard of drunken birds and drunken small animals, but a drunken moose is a new one on me! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif My impression is that the moose is a shy, retiring creatures who would rather run away than fight...unless the bull moose is in heat at which time he can be unpredictable. But fight they will if cornered by wolves, etc. So, I thought someone out there would have contested this statement I made earlier: Quote:
But how? Road accidents. Hitting a moose is like hitting a brick wall. Anywhere from a half ton to almost a ton of it. They are just doing what moose do, going from one place to another. And, of course crossing the road. In Norway it would be to eat apples and have a good time. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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There is a place in Africa where a lot of fruit ripens all at once, and ferments. A lot of different types of animals, ranging from monkeys to elephants, eat it (as there isn't too much to eat) and get drunk. It happens every year. My biology teacher in high school showed us a video of it. It was quite hilarious. Defintitely gets an f on the meter.
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Ok, I'll try to 'Canadianize' the "****-List"..
1) The Lincoln Log Eh! (It's big and it floats!) 2) The Phantom **** Eh! (You felt it come out, you heard it splash, but when you look, it's nowhere to be seen!) 3) The Peek-a-boo **** Eh! (Every time you strain, it peeks out, but when you stop straining to breath it hides back in!) 4) The Brain-hemorage through your nose **** Eh!(..and it's not called blushing!) 5) The Super snake Eh! (also known as the spiral ****!) 6) The Memorable **** Eh! (So strange, big or unique that you need a witness!) 7) The Popcorn **** Eh! (you know plop, plop no fizz oh what a relief it is!) 8) The Niagra **** Eh! (aka the liquid ****!) 9) The Kodak **** Eh! (similar to the Memorable **** but you grab a camera because no-one is around!) 10) The Air **** Eh! (It's when you spend a half hour on the bowl farting!) 11) The Oxigen Deprivation **** Eh! (It stinks so much you have trouble breathing!) 12) The TNT **** Eh! (The one that litterly blows out of you in a matter of seconds, often associated with the 'liquid ****'!) 13) The Alien **** Eh! (Often recognized by it's strange yellow/green color! Are babies aliens?) 14) The Drain Blocker Eh! (The one you have to chop up in order to get it to flush!) 15) The Sanctuary **** Eh! (It's when you don't actually **** but use the privacy of the bathroom to get away from it all!) 16) The 'Executive' **** Eh! (reserved for the 'person' in the office that always has a **** at the same time every day!) 17) The literary **** Eh! (Where you bring a book or newspaper and fill your brain while emptying your bowels!) Another way to make a joke Canadian is to insert random polite words like 'please', 'sorry', 'thank you', etc! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif We Canadians are known to be extremely polite! Cheers! |
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