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Strategia does realize he's in trouble. But, he quickly places a call on the earth-to-orbit phone and then stands by, looking relaxed.

The orbital plasma launcher crews are happy again.....

Re: Monkeys
 

Thankfully my GeesKat were all forced to watch Troy as form of mental toughening so had put the hat in Quarrantine.

Remember the old adage: "Beware Trjoans, their complete smegheads"

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*cough*cough*cough* man that plasma explosion sure created a lot of smoke *cough*hack*cough*

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*cough*
You know that cheap Dutch Plasma just isn't worth it. You shouldn't have skimped when building that orbital plasma, half the price I'll grant you, but I've seen water pistols with more firepower.

Let him have it boy!

The Geeskat let rip with their rapid fire pulse grenade launchers. Carefully firing in a circle around Strategia they remove all support from the floor. As the last peice of the floor drops away. Strategia just hangs there while gravity looks the other way, abit embaressed.

Do drop by again

El Phil turns off the anti-grav drive and Strategia falls into the pit of Budweiser bellow

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"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....."[big sploosh]

And I didn't use Dutch plasma launchers, or skimp on the construction cost. I hired a team of skilled Hiigaran engineers, and paid a high price. But I'll play along.

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Ahhh you may have paid a high price but I think there was an error in your translator. When you heard "The works been done." they we're saying "You've been done."

Besides it can be a launcher from anywhere, but if it launches Dutch plasma (the 108th state of matter) then anybody can withstand its alleged power!

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Use quark-gluon plasma, it's several trillion degrees http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif Would vaporize anything, probally even neutronium.

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Didn't use a translator. I speak Dutch, English and Hiigaran perfectly.

Quark-gluon plasma? You do know quarks and gluons are what make up protons and neutrons? And btw, it's nothing compared to what I use to generate plasma.

Subquantum particles from before the Big Bang.

Each plasma teardrop is a small Big Bang, it just doesn't expand because a universe already exists around it.

Re: Monkeys
 

Riiiiiight......

Re: Monkeys
 

/me puts on a gas-mask, then sprays Deth-To-Munchkins everywhere.

Well, that's the end of that.

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You people are insane http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Strat, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif is not me. This is me.. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon18.gif[/img] hahahahaha http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif LOL http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Edit: with this post I am now a full fledged General.. I thought I'd never get here.

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Cool... Me want http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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I know http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif isn't you. Somehow, though, it always reminds me of you. I honestly have no idea whatsoever why.

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It's because you're insane.

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I already knew that, you know.

By the way, do you realize you're talking to a mirror? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Water?

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Ahhh a fellow nutcase.....

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Well crazy can be defined as being significantly different from the majority.

So around here it is only the sane who are crazy!

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The sane are crazy? Then the crazy are sane? But then the sane are crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane? But they're crazy? But they're sane?

I don't get it anymore.

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Ahhhh. Finally you understand the wisdom of the thread young Grasshopper. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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O.o I don't think I get it either. What is sane but the opposite of a crazy person? But shouldn't there be two opposite crazy people somewhere? Does that mean that there's no such thing as being sane?

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You could argue that there is in fact no such thing as "Sane", certainly no absolute standard anyway. It is all relative and depends upon circumstance and company.

So a person considered 'sane' by society at large would be in the minority around here, hence 'insane' round here.

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What does crazy have to do with insanity?.. nothing, they are close cousins, but not 'connected' in any way. Crazy is closer to 'Wild' than 'Insane'. Of course they each have their 'perimeters' and they may overlap, but they are definately not the same. Then you have subsets of Wild, Crazy and Insane,.. Berzerk, and Frenzied. There sure alot happening in and around these terms, and they do seem to all apply to this thread, so I guess in the end you are right, it's all the same. But it isn't at the same time, hmmm,.. this needs more thought..

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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Well if it was simple it wouldn't be fun would it?

Insane does sound more medical and scientific. I mean you wouldn't have "Arkham Asylum for the Criminaly Crazy" would you? Although it would sound funny I suppose.

Whereas Crazy, for me at least, is someone choosing to do something odd/dangerous/weird/whatever but with no medical reason, they just felt like doing it.

Some tentative thoughts.

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I think insane is having conflicting motivations driving your actions, causing you to have opposing actions. Something like that.

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Nope. Insane is when a voice in your head tells you to fire orbital plasma launchers at megalopolises. WHEE! Bye-bye Tokyo! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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There goes Rio! Happy Carnival! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Nothing wrong with voices in your head. It's only when other people can't hear them that you may have problems.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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What was that you said? Oh, no, not you Phil, it was..... turns around and stands puzzled in front of a large open space completely devoid of people Oh, he's gone away..... Hey! Where were you?

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Insane can also mean out of touch with reality. Hmmm, that would describe most of us...

Re: Monkeys
 

Ree-yali-tee? What sort of race are they? Do you have a shipset? Are they agressive or pacifist? Do they have racial tech? Does it have full AI? What do their ships look like? What sort of planet are they from? What atmosphere do they breathe?

Re: Monkeys
 

We're not insane! Maybe a little abnormal, but not insane.

Re: Monkeys
 

I am http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: Why do you keep changing the topic?
 

I say insane. Especially Strategia, of course he could just be brain-dead.

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Insane is good for the soul, much better than stark cold sanity. You'll have far more fun this way.

I'll give you that NA, it could be it is OK to harvest Strategias organs right now. Unless his brain activity kicks up a few gears of course http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Why do you keep changing the topic?
 

If we bring the infinite probability drive in here, that'll happen. Otherwise, theres as much chance of that happening as me winning the galactic lottery.

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This thread is still alive! Why is it still alive?! It should have died a long time ago!

Seeing this thread alive makes TC go insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 one

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Well now you've gone insane. Welcome to the race, here's your race number and inflatable straight jacket. Remember no spitting, rational actions or quoting French philosphers. We'll have no absurdity of existence rubbish around here.

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The French have philosphers?

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Nope. They only have pretentious idiots spouting twaddle.

Hang on a minute.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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Maybe they're the reason why everyone hates the French, bad philosphers.

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Of course it is alive. It has become the purpose, the goal, the reason. Its an epitome, a culmination, and the obvious end result. It was prophesied and has come to pass. It has become a prime example which shall live for as long as archives exist.

Gandalf Parker

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Indeed. It is the thing and the symbol of the thing. (Biscuit for the reference.)

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There are hundreds of excellent reasons to hate the French, you can't narrow it down to just one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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We aren't still mad at Napoleon for trying to take over the world twice, are we?

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Certainly. Him and Nicholas Anelka, Charles de Gaulle and many other too numerous to list here.

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1,500th post!!!