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*Wanders in cradelling the carboard taz from the fake cantina and props it behind the bar, now taz can't get done for being off the job and "quality testing" the drink.* Hmmm dammit fyrons got be stumped, ethereal forms can pretty much get out of anything, and i'm pretty sure they can survive in space. *lightbulb* I HAVE AN IDEA! *Leaves the cantina and drags GT, Rags and Timstone with him, grabbing Barry's tail and pulling him along on the way. Dragging them outside GT can be heard yelling and refusing to wear something and Timstone can be heard laughing manically.* *The foursome burst through the cantina doors all dressed like ghostbusters complete with the big zappy gun things. Barry is covered in polystyrene and is trying to act like the big marshmallow man. Fyron is promptly zapped and Timstone slides across the trap and fyron is captured, RD wanders over to mac and hands him the weird trap thingymabob and asks him to deposess fyron as he knows cartoon physics the best in the cantina, next to GT but he's stormed off because he had to dress up* [ November 03, 2002, 16:05: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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*On second thoughts RD hands Mac some stakes and wishes him good luck*
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Tjeez, I can't do anything today without errors. Hmm... the brewski must be of a bad year. Taz, please give me another, this time a fresh one, one straight from the barrel. *When Timstone finished his fresh brewski he pays his tab (also for RD, because I almost made him feel I offended him) then he says goodby to RD and the rest of the patrons and flies off to earn himself a descent buck.* |
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In light of being dressed up as a Ghostbuster, Rags walks up and stands on top of the bar and says, "GHOSTBUSTERS!" In the form of "Superstar"
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Ok. Thank you for the steady reply.
*sits back down on the stoll* here you go, have some chopsticks. *hands Timstone a pair or chopsticks, and watchs as he trys to pick up a beer mug with it in vain* |
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Hmm... Ghostbusters. Adds an odd twist to it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I'll have to see if I can't think of a way to escape that, Hmm... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Notice what is still in my sig? That's right, onions is! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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Growltigga walks over to Taz and asks him to point out the barrel from which he has been serving brewskis to Fyron, Raging Deadstar and Timstone.
Growltigga clips Taz around the furry ear and reminds him that he was strictly instructed never to serve booze from that barrel. It contains various powerful hallucinogenic drugs and attititude enhancers and this probabl explains why the chaps have been having these time-travelling and vampire related delusions... and more importantly why Growltigga has been asked to wear a white coat, dodgy goggles and carry a hoover on his back.. Growltigga espies Fyron, RD and Rags in the bar and thinks to himself that he knows exactly what to do with the hoover nozzle. "Chaps, you can take this like men or like screaming wimps, bend over" |
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Aaaahhh!!! A hoover nozzle up my @r$e?! Yuck, where's the lumbricant?!
Pretty pink elephants are walking all over the ceiling, they all look so pretty... But the timetraveling stuff was real, I swear. Look I even got the girl. Damn, those Polish people make fine women! Look another flashing creature is walking over the wall, it's heading straight for the barrel with booze. And a gekko walking over the cool coat GT is wearing. Pretty colours everywhere... drool, drool, drool... |
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Oh dear, time to reach for the "Red Hot Poker" hand cannon, that is proof against ALL sorts of undead and chemically deranged regulars
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Ahhh, you will never get that probe up me, you hear me? NEVER! AHHHH!!!! They're aliens I swear it! Aliens I tell you!!
Rags walks off laughing like a hyena(sp)... He then starts to think to himself..."And to think, I never drank out of the barrel... Wonder what's wrong with me..." |
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It was real, unless timstone drugged me, and he dragged me along for the ride!! What have i got to show for it?? AN EMPTY WALLET THATS WHAT, And a witch Hunter who keeps trying to exorcise me. Not unlike Timstone who gets his polish gf, next time i write the adventure
*Runs and dives through the open window, grabs timstone who makes a comment about geckos and weird colours and they jump onto his gearbox which is now fitted with 3 leather upholstered chairs and we disapear from the incoming red hot pokers and the cantina saviours (now equipt with polish girl sidekick kitted out in rubber skintight comabt suit by timstones request) disapear into the far reachs of the space time continuum* [ November 04, 2002, 19:25: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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HEEELLLLPPPP
I installed a fresh copy of SEIVG, installed the patch to make it 1.67 compliant, extracted turn 37 of the Galactic Bash into the savegame file, tried to load the damn thing and it says "cannot loan c/program file/seivg etc" What is going wrong now???/ |
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Lol. Gt, you need to install the patch to make it 1.78 compliant. Did that happen while you were gone maybe? I think it did. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
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Another snikkin' frakkin' rikkin' rackin' patch
Cant you lot just settle down for 3 weeks without things Insert lots of swearing symbols a la Asterix |
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Why does everyone want to exercise someone elses computer? I mean computers can't lose weight can they? Or is there a new feature that I'm missing out on? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
10 minutes later. Timstone explains to Rags that it's exorcise not exercise. "Ohh, my bad. I feel really odd now..." |
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Ok... who created a double account to post as Gunther? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Not me! I'm still trying to OUTSTARE that other Taz behind the bar!... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Taz, did you still want to come to the IRC chat channel for se4? If so, email me, and we can get you set up to go. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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Okay, you write the adventure the next time. Hope I won't die, that would be very unfortunate, then I must ally myself with Fyron to get my (un)live back again. Hmm... I would be a vamp though, chicks love vamps, but I already have a gf... with skintight combat suit! Gunther: Alright! Groovy name! I'll award you with 5 stars for that! |
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Nothing wrong with vampires, really.
Fyron has recently learned that he has to say, "I like onions," for the bad things to happen, rather than just posting onions. So... Fyron stands up and says, "I like onions!" |
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Worried about the sudden increase in the undead infesting the cantina, Growltigga makes up some additional magazines for his "Red Hot Poker" Hand Cannon...
Hmmmm, this magazine of garlic infused holy water saturated wooden stakes will be useful, as will the underslung M69 grenade launcher specially designed to chuck out UV grenades a la Blade II. The mighty cat dons his dark glasses, adorns himself in various religious paraphanalia and icons and prepares to rumble |
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Mac saunders into the cantina in need of liquid refreshment to help absolve his monstrous week of stressful abberations. As he wanders up to the bar he notices 2 Taz barkeepers staring at one another and doesn't know which one to place his order with, oh well, he orders from a fbw instead and mosies over to his favorite cornor table. As he awaits his influx of brewski soda, he notices 2 peculiar looking members disappearing in leather chairs strapped to a gear box disappear into the time continuam, shakes his head and continues his past time of observing the cantankerous happenings within the cantina. He observes Fryon, who is dressed as a vampire, being buried under a pile of religious objects, various fruit, stakes, and mirrors over by the dance floor as a wormhole appears over his head after he yells out the "O" word again, Tsk, tsk, he just won't learn not to say the "O" word in public...
Looking around he sees GT in a new chase outfit, adorned with all Types of Religious Articles, large hunks of Garlic, reflecting mirrors, polished stakes, a small micro blood sucking generator along with various other vampire stomping, squashing, smashing, dehydrating accruments...Behind him he notices all his most atrocious, strange, and violent posse of mongooses, psychotic Ardvarks, xenophobic Gnus, lushious and unstable Amazons along with some new posse additions. In addition, he notices Dogscoff in his cornor, sharpning stakes and other piercing type equipment over at his table and sees Dogscoffs radical, smelly and somewhat deranged under sea minions gathering together as well.... As Mac starts sipping his lasivious brewski and munching on his breakfast of bacon, eggs, & toast, he see RN lighting torches and handing them out to Barry and the Bill Gates Clones... Mac looks again over at Vampire Fyron, who is trying to extracate himself from under the tons of articles dumped on his unreal self.... and mutters, poor Fyron he doesn't know whats going to hit him...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Mac enjoying the sights and wonders of the cantina [ November 05, 2002, 15:00: Message edited by: mac5732 ] |
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Possibly Gryphin, possibly, or maybe our aimless ramblings on the cantina thread just gave those SEIV players who are a bit weird a place to air their weirdness
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Double identities are the work of witches! I am myself, Gunther the Witch Hunter, and no one else.
Is there a vampire here ? I knew I was brought to this place for a reason! Gunther takes out his Bible and starts waving a pendulum in front of it and wandering around the Cantina. For some reason, the pendulum starts swinging wildly when he passes in front of Ragnarok. Gunther's gaze all but drills into RN. "I sense an evil presence here." |
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Rags takes up a look of shock and amazment... "What? This cannot be, I was exorcises a couple days ago. I get rid of all those bad thingys around me... Your little thingy mabober there but be lying to you!"
"By the way, my name is not RN, it was for a short period, but Raging Deadstar sued me for 'copyright infrigment' since his short name is 'RD', they were too close. So I hearby no longer go by 'RN', it's 'Rags' if you please." [ November 05, 2002, 22:17: Message edited by: Ragnarok ] |
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Hey, GrowlTigga,
Do ya think our sparring helped with the $500,000 mark? It is part of the "comunity". Everything from the Circle the Wagons to hot sauce to pizza steelling to cartoon violence must have helped in someway genearate interest. |
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As long as there are no Toreador or Malkavian undead then i am happy.
Tremere and Tzimisce are ok in my books. |
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Hmmm.... You do that. I think you might actually enjoy what you read.
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RIGHT!!!
*Grabs Timstone, Ragnarok and the guy who calls himself snortpigga* *Grabs light and throws them all onto chairs, begins shining the light in their faces* "Ok Chapettes, one of you is pretending to be a witch Hunter called Gunther, none of you have witch hunting qualifications so who is it!!" *no-one answers* "Ok we have to do this the hard way!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif *Makes Each of them a pint and just as they are about to drink it grabs it back and begins to pour it on the floor, they all start screaming inhumane wails as the precious brewski is wasted* "Come On 'Fess up or else" *borrows the red hot poker cannon from gt for a healthy sum and begins loading it up* |
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WHY?! OH WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WASTE THAT BREWSKI?!?! Oh man, I think I'm going to pass out.
BTW, it isn't me. I hadn't even heard of Gunther till this fellow came along. |
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Woah, RD! Please be gentle with my nice little hiney! I'm not Gunther the witchhunter, I was your faithfull partner in our perilous queste to undo the vampire inside Fyron, remember?I even rated him 5 stars for using the name Gunther, I was flathered by it. But I have nothing to do with this fellow. Maybe it's Fyron... he's always be a bit on the evil side with those Vorlons. Never trust a Vorlon by the name of Fyron...
Oh, and did you HAD to spill that pint of perfectly good brewski?! Such a waste! [ November 06, 2002, 22:00: Message edited by: Timstone ] |
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Fyron isn't a Vorlon. The Vorlons are represented by Kosh, not Fyron. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
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*TC is mad because when somebody attaches a word with the word *asian* it quickly changes into something chinese or japanese.*
*TC drinks a brew and says *talk about something else, ya bloody blokes* for all the other minorities* |
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Fyron,
If not Vorlon. What are you?? {mlmbd asks, and then bluts out} A round for the house, put it on my tab. THANKS mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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Growltigga just loves customers like mlmbd.
Taz, as mlmbd is Texan, surely his round must be bigger than anything else we have seen before so therefore pull out those glasses that hold a gallon apiece and serve 'em out. Taz does so and Growltigga walks over to mlmbd and asks him how he going to settle his new 10,000 mineral tab Cue red hot poker hand cannon I feel |
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Without warning, a gigantic wibbly blue swirly thing appears in the middle of the cantina and a towering Vegetable God steps out. He is 40 feet tall with bean-sprouts growing out of his ears, a death-ray stare and breath that attracts flies.
"You would think," says the Deity, "That dropping a huge pile of onions on a person's head every time they say the word 'onion' would be sufficient deterrent." He scans the Cantina until his eyes rest upon Fyron, who by now is looking rather nervous, "But some people just won't take the hint..." Fyron runs from the Cantina, his undead powers useless against the wrath of an angered god. The Leafy One gives chase, and an army of heavily armed peppers, corn-cobs, pumpkins etc stream out of the portal to aid in the pursuit. Everyone rushes to the bar for a fresh drink and some popcorn, then rushes to the window to watch the chase as Fyron zigzags away from the Cantina, hollering and jumping in the air at the vegetable god's death ray bLasts... |
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From his vantage point in the shadows, Fyron laughs inwardly as his clone is chased off by the alleged vegetable god (whom is most likely Dogscoff in a poor costume anyways).
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Clones in the Cantina? I'll let GT deal with that one...
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CLONES?? CLONES IN THE CANTINA???
Growltigga blesses the forsight of the Tigg-Scoff PLC building and electronics division that erected the new cantina (following the untimely destruction of the previous cantina). He reaches into his pocket and pulls out his master control panel. A little red LED is blinking on the clone detection panel and a little blue LED is blinking in respect of the special satellite mounted "Clone-o-zap death ray". Growltigga presses the blue LED and suddenly the cantina is bathed in actinic blue fire, a chiaroscuro of refracted light follows and suddenly, all clones has disappeared. Growltigga turns to Dogscoff and says "I always thought vampires were better dealt with by way of mob waving pitchforks and blazing torches but hey, never let it be said that I stopped a chap having fun. The vampire is yonder, cry haddock and let slip the legumes of war" |
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His clone quarry now vanished, the Vegetable God stomps back into the cantina in an even fouler mood, with his wholesome and crunchy army following close behind. He immediately spots the real Fyron and the chase recommences.
Since everyone has just seen a very similar chase and is losing interest, Dogscoff livens it up a little by playing a frenetic banjo soundtrack and well-timed sound effects sampled from Tom & Jerry cartoons.... |
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It would be wackier than that.... I would reccomend that each of you take a few moments (hours morelike) and actually read through all the Posts in Ye Olde Cantina and even Ye New Cantina..
I did this some time ago, it could be a very interesting and amusing book. Actually, that gives me an idea, can all contributors to the cantina please give me permission to get this published.. I will obviously make sure each of you get a nice meal by way of royalties, but it might just catch on, it would be quite amusing to be sitting on the train or tram next to someone reading the diverse and strange ramblings of Mac, Gryphin, me, El Vomito and the rest of the numbnuts in the cantina.... you could even make guest appearances on Parkinson and the Jerry Springer show |
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GT- be careful using the word "wacky". There's a danger you'll turn into a local radio DJ.
If you want to publish the Cantina, you have my permission. In the meantime, get on over to the encyclopedia malfadorica and start putting in some Cantina lore. There's already a link open for the Cantina (under battlemoon, I think), just waiting to be filled. I also think the FBWs and Barry deserve their own sections... |
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El Vomito, your comments are noted with respect to the word "wacky", how do you feel about use of the word "zany"....
Reaching for my profannisaurus (kept next to my desk so that I can insult other lawyers with choice terms), I am having problems locating an exact phrase I would use, although "Bin Laden's beard, navigating the windward passage, billposter's bucket and lucky pierre (a personal favourite)" are all causing huges amounts of mirth... How do I make entries in the encyclopedia then? |
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