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GT, ever considered putting the "Gryphin Position" into the encyclopedia malfadorica, i'm sure future generations will love to know that http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
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I'm sure they would RD. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
But you have my permission to publish all that is posted by me. I'm rathering enjoying the chase taking place right now. The FBWs are what set it off though... |
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mlmbd, not at all rattled by all the hullabaloo. SHOUTS, out the door at Fyron, Thanking him for disclosing his identity. Turns to Growltigga, ah yes you have my permission as well.
mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif , REALIZING that the bartender is still waiting for 10,000 credits, {digs down in his pocket} extracting his tattered wallet. Removes a card, flings it on the bar{and belts out} put it on that barkeep! MY AMERCIAN EXPRESS, NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!!! AND, SET THE HOUSE UP AGAIN, THANKS mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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Alright mlmbd! Now that's the spirit!
If I would pull a card like that I would have to say: "Never leave the cave without it!" (btw:, that's a sentence from Batman & Robin, the one with dr. Fries) |
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Growltigga joins in on the trumpet with his mariachi band playing the "chase theme" from the Benny Hill show......
To add a bit more spice, Growltigga organises a dozen FBW's to join in the end of the chase dressed in only their underwear, closely followed by Mac in a dirty old man's flashing mac and wearing a beret whilst leering disgustingly... Watching all this, Growltigga decides he needs a cold shower and a lie-down |
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Imagine if you guys put your talent to writing SEIV Fan Fiction.
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To edit the Malfadorica just go to any page, click "Edit" and start typing. It's that simple. If it asks you for a username, just type in your name (it must have at least 2 capitals in it for some reason, ie GrowlTigga) and don't bother with a password. If you want to make a new entry, you just need to create a link to it in an existing entry. To create a link, enclose a word or words with square brackets. Once you've finished editting, your new link will be there with a question mark by it. Click the question mark to begin work on the new entry. You can link to existing entries in the same way, but it's case-sensitive so be careful. That's enough to get you started, but there are a few other tricks you can pick up later. I'd recommed by starting with the "recent changes" page and having a look around to get the feel of it, then dive in. You can correct, expand upon or alter absolutely anything written by anyone else, and they can do the same to your work. It's pure anarchy and there is scope for some real *****-fights (You changed my article, I hate you =-) but a wierd sort of order arises from the chaos very quickly. It's extremely cool. |
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Well, I will see what I can do but unfortunately, I have now accepted another job and hand my notice either this afternoon or Monday so am liable to be booted off the work PC, what it means is that I may be out of touch for a while
Au revoir mes enfants, fear not, the mighty Tigga will be back |
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A song arises from the background of the cantina.
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"and as long as they pay me enough I know I'll stay alive, I have an awful lot to give, as long as they pay me lots of quids, I will survive, I will survive, hey hey"
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Yeah, groovy tiger! You're sure to make a hit this way! Great lyrics! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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As Growltigga then launches into his favourite Monty Python medley of hits and then, after the beer has been flowing rather a long time, GT launches into the age-old British drinking songs...
All together now..... "Beer, beer, We want more beer All the lads are cheering Get the bloody beer in" OR "See the little goblin, See his little feet, And his little nosey wose Isn't the goblin sweet HEY" OR "I'm climbing up sunshine mountain Where all the little birds go TWEET TWEET TWEET" |
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Ha! I'd forgotten about the goblin song. Blackadder wasn't it?
Here's one, a pint for the person who can tell me where it's from... Oh Pointy birds, so pointy pointy, upon my head, anointy-nointy. |
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Of course lawyers drink during work Timstone, how else do you think we can deal with the unreasonable and daft demands of our clients. I personally couldn't sit down and draft a loan agreement without a couple of stiff shots of absolut vodka inside me....
Dogscoff, you have stumped me there. I dont know that song and frankly, it sounds a bit complex to try with a skinful of ale inside you..... I prefer the football chants as these are always capable of being sung when drunk... you know things like "One Nil, to the Enggguuulllaaaaannnndd One Nil, to the Enguuulllaaaannnddddddd Blurgghhhhhhh" OR "They are orange, they are bland They come from Netherlands Bunch of poofffsss Bunch of poooofffffsss" OR "Deutschland Deutschland Cant play footballlllll England thrashd them FIve goals to One" OR "They are crap, they are ****e But they think they are dynamite U SS AAAAAAAA USS AAAAAAAA" |
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Dogscoff: I think Steve Martin serenaded that to some female whom I cannot remember in "L.A. Story".
Growltigga: Good luck, and go get 'em! And remember: the tune of "The Star-Splangled Banner" came from a drinking song.... Quikngruvn |
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"Ding dong the witch is dead
The wicked witch, the silly old witch Ding dong the wicked witch is dead" Growltigga is seen striding across the cantina dancefloor, absolutely seven sheets to the wind, his eyes looking like a Japanese flag and his breath smelling like the outflow of a distillery, and clutching a bottle of his favourite "Bluey Wallaboo's Sydney Old Regurgitator"... "Damn" says the Tigga, "I am so drunk I need to hold onto the floor, and as for that new FBW, she is as amorous as a kangaroo shagging a space hopper".... "Skippy, Skippy, Skippy The Bush Kangaroo Skippy Skippy Dah dee dee dah dee dah" In that sad way of drunkards everywhere, Growltigga decided to "square the hypoteneuse" and leans his head against one of the cantina walls, and proceeds to pee on the floor "I'm in the bodyguard of Julius Caesar He's got a todger like a lemon squeezer Gladiator bold and furious All dressed up in a garb so curious The favouorite game of a roman rogue is Three pink gins and then off with his toga My name's Marcus, randy old Marcus I'm in the bodyguard of Rome Oy" Growltigga takes another swig from his bottle, spins round twice and ends up propped on Dogscoff saying "I really love you, you're my best mate you are, you are my best friend" "Blurrrrrgggggghhhhhhh" |
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*Dogscoff steps over 'Tigga's vomit-pool and buys Quikngruvn a pint as promised. He briefly considers pulling some evil prank on the kat (I wtill suspect 'Tig of being involved in what happened to me when I passsed out in the Birthday Party thread) but decides against it - hell, it's Friday, getting drunk is what Fridays do best!
Dogscoff pops the cork on a bottle of best phong poteen and tells Taz to line up some shooter glasses along the bar. A line forms along the bar, one person per glass, and Dogscoff runs the inverted bottle along the bar, filling each glass to the top. OK everybody, down in one. After 3... |
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[Quikngruvn opens his throat and slams the shot in one gulp, and follows quickly with the beer chaser. A few seconds later and the glass is empty. Suddenly a massive belch reverberates around the Cantina, causing everyone in the room to look his way. "Excuse me," Quikngruvn grins sheepishly.]
Thanks, Dogscoff. I needed that! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Quikngruvn |
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Tigga joins in the slam-dunkin' but then watches in horror as Taz has to leap out of the way to avid being covered in projectile vomit
"Oops, Sorry Taz, must have had a bad pint or seven"... Right, who is up for some real drinking, Taz, serve up that industrial alcohol with that lime juice put in it |
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OHNO!! We havn't seen GT drink in this excess before
*A Distant rumble can be heard as the "current" Mrs GT storms towards to the cantina, complete with fleets of "Fairy Liquid" Battle Cruisers, "MR Sheen" carriers loaded to the brim with apron and yellow rubber glove wearing fighter pilots and the aforementioned female in her "What Time do U call this?" Base Ship. The Sky turns black and the full realisation of the situation falls in, Timstone disapears in his time travelling gearbox, taking his polish gf for a night of love only someone from "pampercity" can do, in other words timstone'll be expecting soon, rags who is currently plagued by demons and being stalked by gunther dives in a closet and mac almost has a heart attack as he and taz peer from behind the bar. The "Current" Mrs GT smashes through the door, her eyes glowing red, wearing a tiger striped orange robe, complete with matching rubber gloves, apron and chef's hat. Her minions of tupperware loving Mole Rats spot GT and bring him forth, the place is silent as we wait for the feline to get out of this...* "Growltigga, Growltigga" she booms, Mac's heart fails him and taz is left pouring beer down his throat and flashing glossy magasine shots of liz hurley to revive our regular of wisdom. Rags pushes gunther from out the closet they were in and sacrifices the cantinas resident witch hunter to the evil minions of Mr's GT. Screams can be heard as he is shown the pile of dishes aboard The purest form of fear's baseship and begins an eternity toiling. Dogscoff waves a bon voyage to GT and begins unmercilessly drinking his Last hours away. "You Promised Not to Drink at Work!!" Everyone gulps, although not every regulAr is a lawyer they all realise that a promise to a women is harder to get out of than any legal document, iron clad or not! GT realises theres only one thing for it and pulls out the only thing that will get him out of such a life threatening predicament, he hands her the credit card which is for Tigga Scoff PLC's bank account. Growltigga can almost picture the red minus numbers and the falling shares as the seconds tick by but can't help breath a sigh of relief as "Fears purest form" accepts such apology and flees the cantina knowing there are only 6 more shopping hours left! |
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Great storywriting RD!! One for the historybooks! Especially the bit about "Love like only someone from Pampercity can give...".
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Mac, peering from behind the bar with Taz, watches the Greatly upset "current Mrs GT", lay into the poor old furry feline all the while flanked by her own minions of terror, oh oh, I hope this doesn't mean other wives, girlfriends, partners or whatever are going to start inspecting the goings on here at the cantina, is no where safe he mumbles to Taz, while the wiley devil administers brewskises down his countenance and showing him Liz Hurly mags to settle his feeble old anatamy from going into shutdown mode.... He sees GT hand over his golden platinum credit card to his better half with tears streaming down his face, as she quickly takes it and yells "charge it" and proceeds to leave the cantina. The poor tigga is just a smattering of himself as he mumbles, there goes all my profits..... grabs another bottle of top shelf wine and guzzles it down as he contemplates the wisdom of allowing one to apply for credit cards while being married...
With the exit of Lady Tigga, Mac grabs his scientific journal on the theories of Vampires, written by Dr. StakethemAll and Dr. BitemyNeck, thanks Taz for his help in lowering his heart rate, and shuffles over to his table to indulge himself into the research of the undead, (over in the shadows, without being seen by anyone, The Grinning Gryphin closes his portable fax, erasing the address and the message that was sent, laughing to himself as he watches GT moaning and groaning about his soon to be over used credit card...) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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...IS THE CANTINA SOON TO BE BANKRUPT?...
...WILL GROWLTIGGA EVER GET HIS CREDIT CARD BACK?... ...WILL THE VAMPIRE FYRON EVER BE CAUGHT?... FOR THESE ANSWERS AND MORE - STAY TUNED!  I now return you to the regularly scheduled Cantina  |
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Timstone,
I never said HOME wasn't a cave. Ah yes barkeep, I need to buy the TIGER there one Last round before he goes!! Growltigga, you will sorely missed................... mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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Hey, wait THAT'S MY CREDIT CARD.
mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif , considers following after the disgruntled Mrs GT. But decides against it. After all he has only ONE life (which he most assuredly would surrender in trying to re-aquire his credit card), and after all he has plenty of other Credit Cards. mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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"thanks Taz for his help in lowering his heart rate"
Shouldn't all that Taz did increase your heart rate instead of lowering it? I must be confused or I just have had too much to drink tonight. Just thought I'd ask. Oh, and mlmbd, sorry for the credit card lose. I'm sure that'll hurt wallet a bit. Even if you do have other cards to replace that one you still have the bill to pay on it. Ok, enough of my nonsense for tonight. I'm tired so I'm out of here. *Rags walks towards the door, pays his tab for the day and jumps in his mighty DD and flies off at ludicris speeds...* |
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Fyron the Vampire chuckles inwardly again. Unknown to the hapless Cantina residents, he was an accomplished mage in his former life. What the Vegetable God was chasing was actually a Shadow creature, made to look like Fyron. Unfortunately for the Vegetable God, the Shadow Fyron had been designed with a special, very potent spell, capable of annihiliating vegetables in any form, and also capable of banishing those that were divine, and could not be killed so easily. This spell was set to trigger once the Shadow reached a certain distance from the Cantina. Once reached, the spell was set off. A blinding flash was all the Cantina residents could see. The entire army of vegetables was instantly annihiliated. The Vegetable God was irrevecobly Banned from this plane of existance, and could never in any way shape or form return to it.
Meanwhile, Fyron (who had cast an Invisibility spell on himself earlier), was able to watch the preceding events without fear of detection. As the spell made him literally transparent, Tachyon Scanners and their ilk could not detect him (because they relied on detecting the bending of light performed by normal cloaking devices). |
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*wanders in to find taz behind the bar cleaning and cooking a mountian of onions and the now side salad remains of the vegetable god*
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Growltigga turns to Taz again and asks which barrel he has NOW been serving brwskis from...
Oh god, not the one marked with the radioactive symbol that contains the brewskis which should only be served to silicon-based lifeforms should they drop into the cantina... No wonder the patrons have hallucinated that the current Mrs GT has appeared. Guys, you would know if she had, remember the balrog from LOTR:FOTR? that was her first cameo role in Hollywood and NO make-up was needed...... Anyhow, she went Christmas shopping on Saturday and is all spent up....... I have had to ask a builder to widen the letter box to basically the size of the door in order to get the credit card bill through when it arrives.... and she is grumbling at me for spending £2,000 of my own money buying a landrover!!! |
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*Dogscoff alters the anti-clone Graviton Hellbore to detect and eliminate spouses. People soon start to point out that although they like having the Cantina as a refuge, they don't necessarily want their other halves compacted into hyper-dense goop. By way of compromise, Dogscoff grudgingly removes the graviton hellbore and replaces it with a wormhole beam. Any spouse attempting to enter the Cantina will be automatically transported to a random location in the shopping district. |
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Growltigga is a spouse, so he is gone. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Asbestos is great stuff...
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I think the goth chicks are the only real advantage to being a vampire.
Apart from the immortality, of course. And the hypnotic powers. And the super-strength. And that whole looking-cool-in-black thing... Hey, I wanna be a vampire! |
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Dogscoff, you cannot be a vampire, you need to look good in leather troUsers and that my boy, together with the goatee beard (that looks like you seriously smudged a cup of cocoa), are just not going to cut it...
I am feeling rather flattered at the moment. Our temp secretary (who is a nice twenty-something type in a short business suit), just said that I look like Vin Diesel... 'Scuse me whilst I scratch my ear, which is currently 35 yards away my head is that big |
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Whew, a lawyer looking like Vin Diesel. Dang, I would seriously hate to face you in court. You'd be liable to kick my butt if my lawyer beat you. But I'm sure you're a good lawyer so it wouldn't be possible in the first place.
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I'd be a great vampire!
*Dogscoff lurks in a darkened corner and tries to look all brooding and menacing and immortal... See? *lurk* *brood* *lurk* *lurk* [ November 11, 2002, 17:07: Message edited by: dogscoff ] |
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Rags, I dont go to court, I am not that kind of lawyer, I am a corporate lawyer so I am more pinstripe suits, large cigar and requesting the office "debt collector" vist old ladies with a sledgehammer and a nailgun.....
I am quite flattered and have asked the Mrs if we can watch fast and furious and pitch black tonight so I can check out my, I mean Vin's biceps... Actually, the balrog says I kind of look like Bruce Willis as well so I am beginning to get follicly confused, am I a hard talking tattooed bald new yorker who kicks butt or a hard talking swearing smoothy bald new jersey person who says "yippeekayay" Can someone give Dogscoff a reality check and tell him to stop lurking, my cats "lurk", that white jobby from the curry on Friday that wont go down the pan even with a chisel "lurks", the taxman "lurks", Dogscoff just eats poo (oh god, I have started that argument off again) |
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Rags, In regards to lowering my heart rate, the good Taz used a secret slurping sobering concoction of blended brewskis to lower the rate, then he used the Liz Hurly Mags to perk me back up and get my, ahem, anatamy back on line in all the right places http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
In regards to Vampires and Geo's most gracious findings, I have spent extensive time in scientfic research on the various aspects of vampires and the undead. I found that the good Geo's formulated theories are in fact pretty close to be actual fact. Have any of you ever seen a vampire not hanging around lucious, vivacious, sexy, young things with medium to large hooters and nicely dexteriors? Therefore, even tho the poor Fyron is a self proclaimed vampire, he should be petitioned to share in his wealth of sexy vixins with the rest of the membership here in the cantina.. In the mean time I am continueing to research into the whatfores and whatnots of vampires and their various powers in order to learn how to excersize (sp?) Fyron to bring him back into the mortal realm but at the same time to keep the drooling sexy, lucious vampire groupies here in the cantina. In addition I'm researching the possibilities of the opposite sex who are kept from obtaining credit cards whether they are vampire groupies or partners of members of the cantina and their withdrawl symptoms upon being denied access to those pLastic pieces of hell on ones bank accounts http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif continuing to research Mac [ November 11, 2002, 18:10: Message edited by: mac5732 ] |
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Geo, I think you are wrong. What about all those pale young ladies wearing lots of make-up and black silk neggle-giggles you always see in the vampire flicks.. I am sure there are a couple of happy relations going on with that lot
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Umm... the sun thing is actually not in "real" vampiric stories. It was added in one of the first Hollywood movies about vampires.
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