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I walk in and take a seat at a corner table. I pull out a bag of dried popcorn seeds and a long tube. I proceed to use the tube like a blowgun and ping corn seeds off the heads of passerby's.

Muahahahahahahahaha! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

P.S. It could be worse,.. I could have made spitballs. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">And a smug "I told you not to *Insert various harmful activity*!" after right? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Pulling the thorns out of his various bodily cavities where they had managed to lodge themselves, Renegade climbs out of the prickly predicament he hs gotten himself into.

"Well old man, if you think you can handle me..."

Pulling out the hypodermic needle of Doom, Renegade stabs it directly in Gryphins eye. Howling in pain, he runs around as the burning substance finds its way to his brain...suddenly, Gryphin stops his screaming, jumps up on the table, and begins doing an Elvis impersonation!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif As everyone in the area runs frantically around, searching for earplugs, Renegade lies back, and orders himself a nice cool beer.

(Ahhhh that was tough to type with a broken hand...takes a loooooong time!!)

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Glances into the Cantina wondering if its safe to stop in and meet some people for a few minutes.

As he walks in he sees Renegade jab Gryphin with a needle and decides there might be a new war coming.

Wonders if he can still order a decent glass of wine safely and meet a few people or if Chaos is about to descend.

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"Yes, you still can. But I'd be quick about it, because things are going to..."

POINK

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"Dave, if you hit me with ONE more of those seeds, I'm going to call out the Pinwheels..."

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">fffffffffhp,. 'clink' Ha! got you in the ear that time..

fffffffffhp,. 'clunk' http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif that one hit your nose..

fffffffffhp,. 'Boink' http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Wow that kernel actually stuck to your forehead.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

..now if you'll just open your mouth to scream I can really test my aim.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Slides into a chair in an out of the way corner and orders a glass of wine........

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Having asorbed the contents of the needle, done my dance, and Elvis impresion,
Proceeds to do my Tap Dance impresion on the young man's head,

Hmm, forgot to remove my steelium studs, oh well, continues the tap dance on the little ones's face,

Hey, nice map, Maybe Fire on, er, Fyron will use it in an Adamant thingy. perhaps a story could be written from it,

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The older gentleman, watches the Gryphin and Renegade in the rose bushes and the Gryphin impersonation of the King..... Ouch he yells as a corn kernal bops him in the noggin. Doggon it, where are those.. ouch , ouch... the wizen one ducks under his table and beginns searching for the source of these flying torpedos......

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Appreciately sips his wine,

then....

Notices the air beginning to fill with strange flying objects, and carefully covers his wine glass to protect it.

Rasorow