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While being trampled on by what felt like a herd of miniature elephants, Renegade thinks of a brilliant plan!

Sliding his mutilated and now hideous face out from under the tap-dancing Gryphin, Renegade lets out a ear-piercing whistle...

A few minutes later (while Gryphin is still madly tap-dancing) the most hideous, ugly, and just plain nasty female in the galaxy strides into the room. At 6'4" she is an imposing figure, a figure which is made all the more noticeable by her 300 pound weight.

As she thuds into the room, she spots Gryphin still tap-dancing (albeit at a slower rate than before). Squeeling with delight, she runs over, grabs Gryphin in a bear hug, and hauls him from the room, shouting her glee that she has finally found the tap-dancing man she had always wanted, and now she would never let him go, as long as she lived.

Screaming in pure and unadulterated agony, (both physical, and from the horrible sight of the woman) Gryphin struggles to break free, but is unable. As the stunned patrons watch helplessly, Gryphin is hauled from the room, fate unknown...

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[glares at DEG]

{mutters to self, so no flying popcorn seeds can get shot into his mouth] "I could call out the Pinwheels and have them kill him... but that will set SEV back a couple of years, and everyone else would torture me to death. Can't have that..."

A malicious grin spreads across Woundwort's face. Quick as a flash, Woundwort reaches into one of the pockets of his flightvest and whips out a phaser. Before anyone else in the cantina can react, he fires, scoring a direct hit on the popcorn seed container. The massive amount of thermal energy causes all the seeds to pop at once, completely burying the graphic artist and depriving him of his ammo.

Woundwort shouts over his shoulder, "Hey Taz, is there any extra salt and butter in the fridge?" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Careful General, you might have crushed his mouse clicking hand, no more fancy intro screens for SEV
http://www.malfador.com/se5/se5main.html

Raging Deadstar smiles and throws a tomato at General Woundwort when he shouts out to Taz. It smacks him straight in the face, explodes and sends the seeds into the back of his throat. RD then ducks behind his table sniggering

[ June 23, 2004, 11:32: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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Oh God no! Not the mouse hand!!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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..sorry Mac, I was aiming at Gryphin but you kept poking your head in front of the window to watch the ruckus. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Thanks GW, I was ready for a snack. "Free popcorn, come and get your free popcorn!"

LOL, I didn't know that working on SE:V was the equivalent of a 'Cloak of Protection +100' LOL (hmmm I wonder if this applies to my NGC4 PBW game. hmmm?)

"Taz? I'm getting thirsty."

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Edit: Ahem! RD, you should know that the FBW's 'Special medical treatment' will be much more distracting than the popcorn. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Thanks! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

[ June 23, 2004, 11:48: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

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I tried to use a "'Cloak of Protection +100'" in my game of *caughDIABLO2caugh* Last night but I still died. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

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"You're in no position to talk about 'positions' RD. And since you like tomatoes, you're going to love this..."


[a few quick commmands are typed onto Woundwort's wrist computer, switching off hologram safety protocols. A few more commands and several large, ugly killer tomatoes (ala "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes") materialize.]

"Sic'em."

The Tomatoes immediately charge after Deadstar.

[Woundwort wipes his face with a napkin and smiles wickedly towards RD]

"Bon appetit, amigo..." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ June 23, 2004, 14:39: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

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RD quickly reaches into his pockets and starts searching through the usual "Save my *** in the Cantina Equipment* Finding nothing except the usual wave motion guns he quickly grabs his portable laptop and does a google search.

"Hmm the Killer Tomatoes were stopped once before by a really really bad song... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif "

Deciding against singing RD hops over to Captain Kwoks space empires food mod site. He quickly dives behind the bar and runs into the kitchen, running back out, the Killer Tomatoes waiting for him he levels a strange contraption. A prototype "Plasma Pulp Cannon", apparently effective against sentient tomatoes. He promptly destroys the tomatoes, fires a couple of pulp bLasts at Woundwort and places the weapon on his shoulder, since we're using terrible B-Movie references it's time for a terrible quote

"If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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May I have a turkey sandwich and some pretzels, please?