Treachery of the Weener and Water Foul
 

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Fellow Land Lords and Lorddesses:

The overt malevolence of the Water Foul and his puppet, Weener, is painfully clear to us all. The Water Foul has plunged his filth deep into Pangaea. The Weener has commenced a surprise attack on the peaceful Giants of the Northern Wastes.

It is TIME to FLUSH them back beyond our shores! It is TIME to give them the MOTHER OF ALL SQUISHINGS!!

Pasha Mama is READY! Let the Squishings begin!! Onward!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Treachery of the Weener and Water Foul
 

Hum... This Weener is really... naughty.
I agree it's time to react.

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I do believe i previously told you one of your neighbours lanned to attack you.

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We're you referring to yourself: the Dastardly Weener?

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perhaps. Now that a big jotun army is under my ocean i can reveal my plan to help the people of the world. I shall cast a super re-inforced sea of ice, trapping the jotun army underwater, its ice devil and various neifels with it. Protecting the world from him.

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Another example of your wicked treachery!!!

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YaY! I killed one of Jurris 15 or so Golems http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif
Only 14 more to go plus three Air Queens, a couple of Gargoyles and a nasty Wyrm pretender. I only lost about a Hundred Vine Ogres and 5 Pans too http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

All is well, If only I hadnt lost my Air Queen and 2 Fire Kings to a dumb rookie mistake http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Go for the Throat Pasha Mama, For the throat!!!

Pictures at eleven
 

Haven't lost an MR 24 golem with a shield to elf shots before! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

(To tell the truth I never lost a Vastness to a bunch of fire snakes either before this woeful turn... Curse you and yours, Shmonk!)

Also happened:
-Jurri the Wyrm lost his mind under unclear circumstances. It's yet unknown whether he will ever recover fully.
-The gargoyle Stonebrow got crippled and maimed, in a word shattered by the Pan-brutes.
-The notorious assassin Ctenophoros met his demise when he lost his nerve, turned tail and fled from the attempt to slay an Arcoscephalean fancy-boy called Epistor.
-The second skankiest whore on the planet, Shuhleettabuffay, met all the folks she had wronged in her horrid past on the field of battle... and prevailed!

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So you're still using that "hordes of nightmare dead" trick, eh?

Re: Pictures at eleven
 

I sure am! Old dog, new tricks, you know how it is. In fact, Chuck the Dragon faced a terrible fate just last turn in the undead hands of his victims. Let his sordid death serve as a warning to all that murder is wrong.