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Okay, by great demand I'll use my gearbox to send those annoying H&S-inspectors into another timeframe. Let us think, what time shall we transport them to?

GT and Rags: Great thinking. Sorry I wasn't there to make the comment, but I was busy (in real life that is).

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Tigga ducks at the right moment, and responds with a vicious upper cut into Dogscoff's groin

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A resounding "Bong" is heard throughout the room as Dogscoff's Patented Plutonium Pecker Plating converts 'Tigga's strike into harmless sound energy.

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:; Gryphin wonders where the trigger to the celler bomb is and if the inspectoers will find it ::

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The time of the Bubonic Plague in Europe. They would just die with all of the health violations. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Nowhere where they can interact with other people. Otherwise, there's a chance they could 'be fruitful and multiply', and then the world would be swarming with health inspectors.... How 'bout five minutes before the asteroid impact that wiped out the dinosaurs? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Quikngruvn

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How about transporting those annoying health inspectors to Tokyo Harbor in 1956 just as Godzilla is about come on shore for the first time?

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I like Kamog's plan the best. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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No, send them back to June 12, 1987 when Growltigga, then aged 17 years old, found himself hiding in his tent after a teenage barn party when the resident school whale tried to get off with him....

I sat there terrified whilst the zip on the tent was slowly pulled down, and then the moose climbed in, about 5 foot 2 and about 16 stone with purple blotches on her legs, she took her top off and I was so horrified, I used a penknife to cut a hole out of the back of the tent (this is all true)

transport those pesky inspectors back then...

AWOOGA AWOOGA serious Growltigga statement alert - I leave my employment today and have been put on 2 months paid and enforced gardening leave. I wont be logging on very much from home so wont be around anywhere near as much.... See you all in January

[ November 15, 2002, 09:10: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Dogscoff, are you sure you want to use PLUTONIUM down there? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

As to those inspectors... give them a nice vacation in the mountains http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif - three seconds before Mt. Saint Helens erupts http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I find the glow-in-the-dark effect most entertaining. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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Great for toasting marshmellows as well

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Cheers Gryphin, adios to you all for the time being, season's felicitations and a happy and pain-free New Year to you all

Wassheil!

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GT, Enjoy,
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You might consider using some non-radioactive metal for the shielding if you want to have normal kids in the future! How about titanium or steel, for example?

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Lost: Several members of the PBW game originating from this particular thread. Tesco and Gryph, where are you? Where are your turns? Have they been warped into Hiroshima in time to see the US bomber fly overhead? We miss you, come home.

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Send the H&S inspectors into the future... a few minutes before the end of the universe (then they can see me finish my first SEIV game).

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">These would undoubtedly be great for groinal galvanisation, but they lack that all-important alliterative aspect.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ouch! Sounds painful... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Chrome codpiece? Thorium thong? Titanium tidy-whities...?

Actually, they all sound like they would chafe. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Quikngruvn

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Chrome codpiece? Thorium thong? Titanium tidy-whities...?

Actually, they all sound like they would chafe. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Quikngruvn</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What about Silksteel Camisoles http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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look new picture under name

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Same here.

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bwahahahahahahahahaha

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The Swedish Tesco and Imperator Beaker? The mind reels.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Quikngruvn

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http://buzz.ca/fun/chretien.html

post this
http://www.shrapnelgames.com/cgi-bin...;f=23;t=006184

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*Wanders in to the now under siege cantina, leaving only 2 months until GT Actually closes down another fine establishment. The health inspectors seem to be commenting about a eerie green glow coming from Dogscoffs pants. Tesco seems to be running around chasing GT's mongooses dressed up as a sweedish chef with dodgy accent. Lastly Fyron has seemed to have given up on his overly evil and brooding vampire persona and seems to be dressed up like a giant orange in a lab coat!*

*Quickly grabs the kegs of beer that provided such hallucinations as the time travelling gearbox and Mr's gt, The health inspectors might think they were back in time in the medievel ages being attacked by Mrs GT!!!!*

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That avatar was of Kosh. It had absolutely nothing to do with vampires. Fyron is still as vampiric as ever.

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But now Fyron is a Muppet vampire?!?! Just seem to have the same UMPH. If you know what I mean!

I am very glad to see that ALL my uploaded avatars have inspired people to get NEW ones!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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I can't get myself an avatar image... Maybe because I chose none when I registered. Now when I try to edit my profile and select a different avatar, nothing happens. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

The status bar says "javascript: void()" when I pass over the link to change my image.

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*Just peeking in, afraid of all the noice that's been coming from this place*

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*Marches past Ruatha with a one man band set mounted upon him (note for all those sick minded/affected by the gryphin position, not THAT Kind of mounted!) Walks over to the messiah himself and bangs the drum a few times, activates the cymbols with a nice clattering and then blows on the hamronica, just for effect!*

Sorry Ruatha/Messiah, i never meant to disturb you and your thread, please come in and i'll buy you a brewski!

*Also hands ruatha a card and tells him to read it out aloud*
Ruatha: Whats this?? Onions??

*A large rumble is heard, the ground shakes and Ruatha is buried deep in the infernal veg, Health Inspectors comment on the burying of religious leaders in vegetables and deduct a couple thousand more points!*

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Wow, nice new pictures, tesco samoa, Imperator Fyron, and Erax! Hey, how come when you change your picture, even the images on your old Posts change? By the way, how do you look at all the new uploaded avatars that mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif has uploaded?

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This isn't like ezboard. The avatar code in all Posts is set up identical, so they all call for the same image. In ezboard, it creates a link to a specific picture for each post, instead of just going to the generic link as listed in your profile. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

The vegetable god is gone, so it can't bury people in onions anymore.

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Never mind the Last post. I was using a little program to block pop-up windows, after I deactivated it all went OK. My new image should be showing now.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, but when you do away with a God you leave behind a theological vaccuum, which nature must fill. A demigod or minor deity will be immediately and automatically promoted to take its place.

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LOL!

In case anyone cares, I have revamped my forum, which is linked in my sig (Imperial Forums). http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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*Trying to eat his way out, barping with a really foul breath by now*

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*Ruatha Tries his new demi-god powers by making a tremendous onion burp that rocks the place*

-C'mon let's rock around the clock.

*Ruatha starts to rock the clock around on the floor, not really sure why though*

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Onion is on wed's 52x a year...

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Now theres a man who knows where his towel is http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Just to say, I think this http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk...e/beerchug.gif should be in the Cantina somehow. Like a official banner or something.

[ November 18, 2002, 18:43: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

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*Raises glass in approval*

I Agree!!

Ruatha? How old are you because that "Rock Around The Clock" comment really shows your age!

*Falls back into the gutter drunk*

[ November 18, 2002, 20:25: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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I agree as well.

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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My towel has stripes. And yes I have used it in hand to hand combat

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Impressed by Ruatha's heroic attempt to eat his way out of the o***n pile and the messianic status he has achieved on a certain other thread, the vegetable god decides that Ruatha should be a demi-god and grants him immense powers over celery and certain varieties of rhubarb.

Several salads jump off of peoples' plates and begin worshipping Ruatha appropriately.

The Health & Safety inspectors notice this and take yet more notes...

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I agree too! (I mean I agree that having those smileys with the drinks would be neat.)
Tesco samoa: That's great! There's a frood who knows where his towel is.
No doubt you have soaked your towel in nutrients so that if you run out of food, you can use it for sustenance, and also used it to cover your eyes from the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal!

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I recently got off a Vogon Constructor fleet i was hitch-hiking on and picked and dropped into this friendly cantina. Sorry i'm new here, but i found this link on my travels and thought it might be of interest.

Geoschmo being foolish http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

After i packed up my towel i noticed a little piece of advertising left behind by my "generous" hosts. Here it is in electronic form.

Vogon Heavy Industries

Hope it is enjoyed by all.

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*Looks at the clock to see if it really shows his age*
- yes, it stops at twelve, that's almost right, atleast the right side of the 50 year mark anyway.

I must say, this is a nice place.
So far the only thing worshipping me has been some vegetables, no maniacs running around with their shoes in their hands.
Give me a bear, please.

*Runs away followed by the angry bear*

[ November 19, 2002, 09:34: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ruatha, you're a deity now. You could just have a load of celery beat that bear up.