Re: Asia Twist - PBEM
 

Nations of Asia Twist are all too cowardly to send a champion to the arena? Where is the national pride? Our champion's name sums up how we feel about this general lack of manhood.

Also sad, as a community service, the Anti Ashdod Alliance has spent the entire game trying to keep Ashdod in check while the vultures of war (Jotun) have begun to pick off our honorable and war weary members like Arcos and Mictlan. How about the giants of Jotun pick on someone their own size? (Note: Pans are size 3, ehh, to be clear, we are suggesting they pick on someone with units size 5 or greater) :)

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I'd just like to apologize for dropping the ball with Mictlan, a bad time for a series of stales. When I started subbing for the game I had a lot of free time which has since dried up. Anyway, I think this ended up being just one game to many (or maybe one of several too many).

So, one way or another I guess I'm out of the game, hopefully Pasha can find a sub otherwise maybe an AI. Sorry for any destabilization the lack of Mictlan defense may have caused.

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If I had a spare Akon, it would have gone to the Arena but sadly they were all engaged in controlling Asia Twists growing Maenad epidemic. The slight downward spike in Pans army graph represents 500'ish dead Maenads.

The cowardly tree huggers (Pan) are running out of vassel nations to take the brunt of the fighting, Arco gone, Mictlan going down, Eriu occupied in a war with another nation. Only Caelum/R'lyeh left to hide behind. He always rewards his vassels by adding there lands to his (the recent provinces he took where Caleums), so sign up now. Join Pan who the graphs say is one of the strongest nations in Asia Twist and help control the so very scarey Ashdod (voice dripping with sarcasm) who the graphs rate as one of the weakest nations.

Face facts Pan if you want me dead, you are going to after do it yourself. Now be a Pan, not a mouse.

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Normally, we ignore Ashdod's ramblings but this latest rant is so self-contradictory, we must respond:

Who is killing all these nations? Are they just evaporating? Or is Ashdod so overpowered that any monkey with an E blessing can crush multiple neighbors with ease. The world should take note, once Pan falls or gives up, Ashdod will be their problem. Now is the time to jump on them.

Well, if Pan is hiding behind Caelum, why is Pan kicking Ashdod off Caelum's land? Oops. And how does Pan hide behind an ocean nation? Anyhow, the AAA are always welcome to take back any lands recovered in the war. Frankly we are just tired of those Adons running away into conquered lands (by the way we had no idea til this last turn how far Ashdod had spread in Caelum's lands 148, 165, 156....

Apparently we aren't bearing the brunt of war but we lost 500+ good citizens of Pan? Strange logic. Shows how effective naked women are against bladewind, shadow blast, earthquake spamming mages backed up with Protection 24, fireshielded, reinvigorating Adons. Oh, but Pan does have those great 350 gp non-sacred N3 combat mages (voice also dripping with saracasm)

Strongest - are you kidding - what is land without gems or research or income? Lot of good 500+ Maenads did. But a nation that can recruit an SC every turn...I know who I'd rather face. Pan knows its lost this game, now we are just trying to have fun seeing all the ways we can lose trying to stop the big A.

Re: Asia Twist - PBEM
 

I have turned Mictlan, AI. Thanks for playing and filling in while you could. QM. :)

Re: Asia Twist - PBEM
 

HAHAHA. LOOTLE FURY MAN FUNNY. WE SEND VAETTI TO PLAY WITH YOU SO YOU NO FEEL TO SCARED TO COME OUT OF CASTLE.

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I have not killed 1 nation this entire game! Not even Ulm (you did, remember), all I have done is defend myself against unprovoked agression. Arco, Mictlan all killed by other nations, oh sure I weakened them by destroying there invading armies but that was just self defense.

Besides your 10,000's maenads, you have GoR, fully kitted out gargoyles, fully kitted out Pans with simply awesome amounts of magic items. A HUGE blood slave economy which of course does not show up on the graphs, besides your hordes of normal gems. A Gorgon god who stands 1st in the Hall of Heros as the most powerful being in the multiverse.

Don't pretend Pan, your aim is too slaughter all other gods in Asia Twist but you know taking me down will hurt you badly and leave you vulnerable to your neighbours. So your desperate for any poor sap to do your dirty work for you. Come clean, tree huggers, come clean.

Just look at the graphs I say, look at those graphs. They don't lie.

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Graphs don't tend to lie, much (sometimes they embellish ;)). But, people sure do have a hard time reading them, and acting accordingly.....

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Haha, Ashdod - you crack me up. I never imagined a single gargoyle with a snake skin bladder would be spun as Pan having "fully kitted out gargoyles" and where you got the idea that I have a "HUGE blood slave economy" and "hordes of normal gems" escapes me. Pan can barely afford a blood slave hunter given our upkeep and the lands of Pan are as barren as an Issaccharite Sybyl. No Con 8, no Conj 8, just Vine Arrows and Barkskin for us. Oh, and our fearsome Tunes.

The only thing you said that was true is that we have the most powerful being in the multiverse (though it has yet to kill a single Adon). Now if you would just bow down and acknowledge that we could all just go home. :)

Re: Asia Twist - PBEM
 

Hello:

Someone patched before submitting their turn. So... now my game crashes when I try to host.

In any case, I patched to remedy the problem, but the Mac patch is version 3.22 rather than 3.23. I have contacted Shrapnel and requested that they update the mac patch.

Sorry for the delay.

Pasha