Re: Are we there yet?
 

Ok, so lets talk about iguanas! Anyone want some?

Re: Are we there yet?
 

Iguana, now there some quality animal....you got them in bulk?

Re: Are we there yet?
 

I've got a job lot of Komodo Dragons going cheap. A quick conversion, shortening legs, a respray and making good all in, only £500 each.

Or 10 for Four Grand if you'll pick 'em up yourself.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

It's a single player game that is down to only me and the Kaelons. It kinda helps to have 27 sphere worlds to make that much income.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

I want to return my parrot!

Re: Are we there yet?
 

I'm sorry sold as seen. I could do you a part exchange on a sperm whale, but even then I'm cutting my own throat.

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It's a dead parrot! It has ceased to be, it is no more, it has gone to swim with the fishes, IT IS AN EX-PARROT!!!!

Re: Are we there yet?
 

It's pining for the Fjords. I could do you a nice minature Fjord to put in the cage with it, it's a very sensitive bird the Norwegian Blue.

If all else fails try renaming yourself 'Sven'. That always helps relieve their pining by remining them of Norway.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

Wow, I thought I was bad. You've got the whole bloody series memorized, don't you?

Re: Are we there yet?
 

What series?

This is what you call a one-track mind: http://www.drunkduck.com/Culture_Shock/

Re: Are we there yet?
 

Monty Pythons' Flying Circus!!!!!

Looks like my desktop...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

:edit:
No it doesn't, not really, please don't call the authorities.

*begins deleting things*

Re: Are we there yet?
 

Ah. Never saw it.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

WHAT!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif!!!


Too bad, you don't know what your missing.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

You people kill this thread too often http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: Are we there yet?
 

On a side note, look at my cool cool avatar http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: Are we there yet?
 

A big blank black box? Ohhh yes very nifty...

Incoming Penguins! Duck!

Re: Are we there yet?
 

* The duck, hearing it's name being called, quickly disposses(sp?) of the evil penguins.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

That's a relief. Damned sage and onion flavoured temporal penguins!

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See, my avatar is so SIMPLE, yet complex... ooo...

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Complex you say. So it's one of those magic eye things? You keep staring at it until you see a shape.

El Phil Stares intently at the square

My God it's full of stars! No sorry, my mistake. It's actually a Panda.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

OK, it really is a solid black square. I thought maybe there was some hidden image or something, but there isn't.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

Ahhh but have you seen the Fnord? If not you should take some Solent Green.

El Phil - Obscure(ish) sci-fi references since quite recently.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

Meh, don't have the skills to put into it a hidden image. But you can put your own hidden image in it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Are we there yet?
 

You should have pretended ther was a hidden image in there. Because who's to know you didn't?

Pandas! In all their wood eating strangeness.

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Nah, secretly, there's a black hole hidden in there. Ooo.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

Wait a minute....

60 seconds later

Carry on.

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There needs to be a show called 60 seconds. Shortest show ever, not counting commercials. It can be about... Penguins!

Re: Are we there yet?
 

Hmmm penguins...

Scientific experiments designed to prove that penguins will stare at Harriers flying over their heads and fall over backwards.

Where are we?
 

Conterthesis: the penguins will stare away from Harriers swimming under their feet and stand up rightwards.

Re: Where are we?
 

Damned anti-penguins. Worse than the temporal police in my opinion.

Re: Where are we?
 

Penguins are evil! http://www.fragilegravity.com/core.php

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SQUIIIIIIRREL! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

Badgers!
 

Re: Badgers!
 

OK.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

Re: Are we there yet?
 

That's what happens if the badgers eat too much mushrooms.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

No, I think that's what happens when a human eats to many mushrooms, of a certain sort.

Undead Badgers!
 

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Re: Are we there yet?
 

I can think of many, many words to describe that. None of them are polite however.

Re: Are we there yet?
 

Some people have a lot of free time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

Organic and Standard race diplomacy
 

I can think of some reasonably polite words:

A badger-oriented twist to a classic scene from a cinematic presentation of a well-selling book.

Re: Organic and Standard race diplomacy
 

True that is a literal description. A critical description however would be harder.

Lord of the Badgers? A specialist film to be true, but perhaps a critical success!

Re: Organic and Standard race diplomacy
 

Now, now, Film is an improvised weapon, and can only crit on a natural 20 (unless it is a Keen Film, or you have Improved Critical (Film), of course) and even then you need to make the confirming attack roll.

Re: Organic and Standard race diplomacy
 

Just use attacks of oppertunity. Mmmm, lighting fast attacks, all in one turn.

Re: Organic and Standard race diplomacy
 

For a truly horrendous number of attacks per turn, try a high level thri-kreen with all the multiattack feats. 4 attacks with each of 4 weapons (they have 4 arms) = 16 attacks in one round, not including any AoO's he might get. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif That should result in a critical hit at least once every one or two rounds. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif

Re: ZOT!
 

Mmm... Sneak attacks are funner : ) Free damage on first round, then flank for even MORE damage.

Re: ZOT!
 

Doesn't work on everything, though. Constructs are fun!

Re: ZOT!
 

I noticed something strange today: my clothes are getting dirty all by themselves, even though I'm not wearing them. I have some white shirts that I left hanging in my closet, that I haven't worn for many months. They were clean when I put them in there. Today I look and they're dirty!

Re: ZOT!
 

It's called collecting dust. It's normal, you still have a bit of your sanity yet. By the way, you better hurry up with the posting, our double over on the keenspot fourms are catching up. They already passed the 1,000 mark!

Re: ZOT!
 

[insert banal remark about quality over quantity here]