Re: ZOT!
 

Oh, they have some QUALITY posts over there.

Quality you say?
 

Yes.

And No.

Re: Quality you say?
 

It depends on how we define "quality". It's kind of subjective and relies on people's opinion about what sorts of characteristics about a post make it a quality one.

...Anyway, in my opinion, all our posts here in this thread are very high quality posts, indeed. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Quality you say?
 

'Quantity has a Quality all of it's own' - Lots of people I suspect.

And in that case the quality that quantity has is known as 'Rubbish' http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: virtual robbery?
 

So... how many people do you think will fall for it?

Quality and Quantity
 

Well, a lot of people will probably fall for it. Quality is important!

Re: Hmmm?
 

Hmmm?

Re: Hmmm?
 

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bee based singing. It will never catch on.

Re: Badgers!
 

Ohmmm.....

Buddhist chanting doesn't appear to be taking the musical world by storm either. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Badgers!
 

Hehe.

Re: Daleks!
 

http://artistic-insanity.net/song/daleksong.html

Definitly a must-see. Fyron said so...

...Well, actually, what he said was more like 'That's worse than that badger song!', but close enough for me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: Daleks!
 

Re: Daleks!
 

Haven't seen the new Doctor Who yet, is that raspy voice what the new Daleks sound like? They didn't used to sound like that! Where is Davros? Is he actually dead or are they going to bring him back again, he's survived all sorts of dangers in the past like being shot, being in a ship that blows up, etc.

Re: Daleks!
 

Davros is probably back sobbing at home at being left out of the new series.

Don't worry Davros, just pour yourself another Ouzo.

Re: Daleks!
 

I dunno, I've only read a few of the books.

Re: Organic and Standard race diplomacy
 

Oh come on people, we need some more insanity!

And why is my message subject "Re: Organic and Standard race diplomacy"? When was organic and standard race diplomacy ever discussed here?

Gibbons!
 

I think the title bar is linked to a random generator. That or it just replies to the last post anywhere on the forum. Or it's broken of course.

I think we're hitting 'The wall' in this race, the point where you have to dig deep to keep on being insane or risk dropping out. Tough times gentlemen, tough times.

How many Bonds were there?
 

Nononono - no random generator. Random generators don't quite come up with some of the stuff we've seen.

YOU STUPID SUBJECT!
 

THIS THREAD IS FALLING APART!

Re: YOU STUPID SUBJECT!
 

Purple alert. This is not a daffodil. Abandon shop!

The Race to Insanity and Beyond!
 

Learning to play the piano is so hard!

Re: The Race to Topic Changing!
 

Uh, yeah. I like playing the keyboard, I get visual effects to go with the music of weapons fire.

Re: The Race to Topic Changing!
 

I started taking lessons for piano about two months ago and each week it's getting harder even though it's still beginner stuff. I have to practise a lot at home because I just don't have the manual dexterity and coordination yet to do those tricky finger movements. When I look at the notes on the music book, I need 100% mental concentration and still I have to pause and think every so often to figure out what it says and what corresponding hand movement goes with it. The teacher makes it look so easy!

Re: ZOT!
 

/me nukes the piano from orbit.

YAY! Finally some insanity! My title reads "Re: ZOT!", and if that isn't something insane, I don't know what is! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: ZOT!
 

I want to learn to play the comedy piano, one where all the keys are replaced by ultrasonic emitters.

You can only play a tune by either: Making dogs howl in tune OR The synchronised falling of bats out of flight.

A tough instrument to be sure, but rewarding.

Re: ZOT!
 

And don't forget that you can also play a tune by synchronizing your hand movements so the ultrasonic emittions cause an earthquake on the other side of the planet, to the tune of "Frère Jacques", but beware; this is extremely difficult. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

!Toz
 

Theres also the problem that you can't practice to many times before running out of areas to cause earthquakes in.

Also people take a dim view of this, but true artists are regularly unappreciated in their own lifetimes.

Re: Quality you say?
 

Egg-zactly. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: Quality you say?
 

...What does that say about today's singers?...

Re: Quality you say?
 

That they rock your world?

Re: Quality you say?
 

Methinks Ashton has missed the point. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: Quality you say?
 

That's a good thing. It's really pointy and could take someones eye out, which would probably hurt. Unless it was a wooden eye.

Garblezzzzzzzzzz.....
 

Or a steel eye. That would work too.

But if Ashton has missed it, who will catch it? Or will it land on the ground, causing he who threw it to score a homerun?

Or was it never thrown at all, but was it merely an illusion which missed Ashton? What kind of point are we talking about here? A wooden stake, a splinter of wood, a Xi'Chung's ermmmm..... youdontwannaknow?

Re: Blahness.
 

I think I turned the point right around into Narfs eye.

Re: Blahness.
 

Thus proving that Narf will never be a javelin thrower at a professional level. Although I doubt there are many professioal spear chuckers left in the world.

Where did it all go wrong?

Re: Blahness.
 

I think it's where he opened himself up for a pun counterattack.

Re: Daleks!
 

Re: Daleks!
 

Re: Daleks!
 

Oh, you're playing badpinton?

Re: Daleks!
 

No, Strategia is drinking a bud light. SHAME ON YOU!

Re: Daleks!
 

...And that's a pun because?...

Re: Hmmm...
 

I dunno. It's one of those bad puns, ones that don't really make sense, that made sense at the time.

Re: Hmmm...
 

Ah.

On top of spagetti,
All covered in cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.

It rolled onto the table,
And onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled into the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

So when you're eating spagetti,
With meatballs and cheese,
Hold onto your meatballs,
And don't ever sneeze!

I learnt stuff like that from a really weird friend of my sister. There's also some alternate endings, but I don't remember them.

Anyone know any?

Re: Online D&D Gaming
 

One bright day
In the middle of the night,
Two dead boys
Got up to fight.

Back to back
They faced each other,
Drew their swords
And shot each other.

A deaf policeman
Heard the noise,
Came and killed
The two dead boys.

If you don't believe
This tall tale,
Ask the Blind man,
He saw it all.

Re: O.o
 

Sorry I don't have anything to sing with, can't sing O.o

Re: OT: New Virus?
 

That's okay. At least you didn't have to listen to my horrid off-tune singing voice.

Re: What is off topic for this?
 

Yay.

^_^ o_0 =_= +_+ ^_- ^_^;;
 

Horrid off-tune singing is perfect for karaoke.

Goons!
 

Unless you have a clever Japanese karaoke machine that trys it's damnest to give you a half decent voice. If you sound awful on one of those you should never attempt singing ever again. Ever.

Re: Just clearing up...
 

Hey now! You don't sound awful at karaoke if the audience has enough alcohol! Why do you think they put them in bars?