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Ah, ok. Glad we got that cleared up.
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But I think the new word around here is "Tomatos" We seem to have an over abundance of them, thanks to Tesco. |
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*Throws Tomato at Rags*
Heh couldn't resist *grabs barrel and prepares for the oncoming onslaught!* |
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It's on RD, it is now on! *Grabs one whole barrel, lifts above body and throws it at RD. RD attempts to move but it is too late, the barrel lands on RD cause him to be covered in tomatos and stuck in the barrel.* heh, bring it dude. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
You will turn in one of the most heroic and selfless performances of your career next Thursday, but since you're an architect, the details are pretty boring. |
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Climbs out of barrel and grabs a siv from the kitchen, mounts it on his head and pulls out his puree maker, sticks the tube in the barrel and promptly attacks rags in a spray of liquid tomato!
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Hmmm, liquid tomato, got to love that stuff.
Licks the tomato off his face then promtly changes his clothes. How dare you get my new clothes dirty man. Do you not know that tomato stains hardly ever come out. Great, just freakin' great! Examines the room looking for something to do to RD. Rags notices 2 barrels of tomatos sitting in the corner. But something is different about them. Ahh yes, they are metal. Thinks for a moment on the matter and comes up with a plan. Rags pulls up a curtain around his construction zone so that RD cannot see what he is up to. He digs a 4 foot hole in the ground and puts the barrel of tomatos in it. He then covers it up with what looks to be flooring but it is really a cheap flimsey paper type stuff. He then lifts the other barrel and attaches it into the roof and after taking the curtain down he calls RD over. RD walks towards Rags, Rags just continues to chuckle at the fact that RD is actually coming over. RD then falls into the barrel of tomatos which triggers the barrel from the ceiling to fall down. Rags pulls out a welder and welds the two barrels together. Leaving RD stuck inside 2 barrels that are welded together. With the help of Barry he lifts the barrels out of the ground and puts them above a open fire. Ahhh yes, soup de la RD. Shoot, I forgot to add the Xantus planet for flavoring. Oh well, it's still good. A group of onlookers gather around waiting for the soup to finish. It's already been brought RD. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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Meanwhile out in the patio. Tesco teams up with a crack squad of Llama's ( who finished first place in the great tomato throwing contest of 98 ) and prepairs to assault the Cantina...
Floor plans are being looked over .... |
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Hmm this means all out italian style tomato warfare!
*RD's crew storm from the ship and carry him on board, one of which bops Rags on the head with a cucumber, a few welding and construction noises later and RD Storms back out and calls Rags out to the parking lot. Rags wanders out only to be confronted by RD's now fully customizesd Dreadnought and it starts to fire GM Tomatoes the size of people, Rags runs for it but is no match for the heat sinking tomatoes of doom. Rags wakes up an hour later to be found tied to a crispy base, smothered with tomtoes and cheese and Barry chasing after the giant pizza that is Ragnarok* |
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Rags is still running around in his pizza outfit trying to get away from barry. He then realizes that it is just that, an outfit. He unzips the zipper in back and climbs out of the pizza costume. He grabs a giant cork shooter then aims, and fires at RDs tomato firing dreadnaught. He scores a perfect hit as it plugs up RDs dreadnaughts firing devices and the whole thing explodes covering RD with tomato juice. Rags then tells barry that it is a early christmas presant and that he can eat all the tomato sause he wants, and that the chunks therein (rd) are extra tasty. Rags then pulls out a control device and it sends a signal to his giant flying tomato ship in outer space. The ship then starts moving towards the planet that the Cantina is on. Rags uses his transport device to transport himself, and everything else away from the soon to be crash site, accept RD of course. The tomato ship is in a death spiral then it finally hits RD with a huge boom, a shockwave of tomato sause then spreads out for 3 miles. Rags transports everyone back to their normal spots after the accident.
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Oh dang, all this Italian food. I really wanted Chinese.
"Tomato" is going to be the new "onion". mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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*Ruatha walks in, finds a cherry tomato and looks for someone to throw it at*
-Hey, this is war! *Throws one cherry tomato at RD, hits his left leg with a thud, the tomato dropping unharmed to the floor. Then picks up another one and aims at Rags (saving one in the left hand for Tesco, in case the Llamas will storm the place)* -Ha Ha Ha, Come get it, tremble you worthless tomato warriors, see Great Ruatha, the Tomato himself splash all others in massive amounts of ketchup! (* Hauls out the half full ketchup bottle, if the tomatoes won't break, use ketchup*) |
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Erax takes off his shoe, puts a tomato in it and throws it at Ruatha.
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Can I get a nice French Dip, please? No, not Gerard Depardu...a sandwich. And a diet Coke also, please. Also some pecan pie.
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Joke time!! This on isn't too off color...
A pirate walks into a bar, and out of his pants zipper hangs a steering wheel. The bartender notices the steering wheel and decides to say something. He speaks; "Hey Mr. Pirate! Did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper?" The pirate looks at him and says, "Arrrrggh! I know, and it's driving me nuts." Ba-dum-dum! Thanks, and don't forget to try the french dip. It's excellent! |
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Hmm, wasn't someone supposed to say "onions"?
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How dare you Sachmo take my joke!?!?! I have told that at least twice here! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I got raved for the second time telling it. I forgot I told it once and told it again like 2 days later. Never have lived it down. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
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Mac who is has been away getting ready for retirment (only 4 wrking days left http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ), wanders into the cantina to freshin up on the latest gossip and to indulge in the furtherance of his research. As he strolls along he hears the Jokes being tossed about by the illustrious patrons, some of whom seem to be covered in some type of reddish color flem. hmm, oh well, Mac decides to join in and yells out his joke
What do you call a Vegitarian who has Diarrea? A Salad Shooter http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Mac is soon undulated under numerous Tomatos thrown at him by patrons of the establishment. As he struggles up from the bottom of the slippery slope, he notices Tesco coming in from the Patio with LLamas armed with very large slingshots hmmmmm Now what is that old bird up to now he mumbles as he spits out tomato flem just some ideas a very sticky Mac [ December 06, 2002, 04:23: Message edited by: mac5732 ] |
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Ouch! Watch where you throw those tomatoes... huh, this isn't a tomato, it's a Xantus fruit!
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Who's this Xantus fellow?
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Oh, the sentient plant creature? He looked kind of like this:
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1038389525.jpg Have you seen him? |
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I saw that guy hurrying away from the Cantina yesterday.
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Hahaha... LOL!!!
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Ut-Oh, I think I ate that for lunch. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
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I swear I saw someone outside with a weed eater the other day chopping something that looked like that up. I think it was him...
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Mac: Salad Shooter...that's funny! Here is another lame attempt at humor: This very old, rich man marries a young, beautiful woman, but finds he cannot preform his manly duties. In desperation, he tells his doctor that he will pay anything if he can just make love to his wife one time. The doctor thinks about it, and then tells the old man about a procedure that will guarentee results, but it will only work three times, after which time he will suffer a massive heart attack and die. Beside himself with lust, the old man agrees. The doctor tells him how it will work. Ok, to become erect, all you have to do is say "Beep." To return to normal, you have but to say "Beep Beep." The old man nods, and off they go to the operating room. Hours later, the old man wakes up. "Well Doc, did it work?" "Yes, the procedure was a success." The old man decides to try it out. "Beep" he says, and instantly he is erect. A big smile crosses his face, and then he says "Beep Beep." Just as quickly, he loses it. The doctor reminds him that it will only work three times and then it will all be over. The old man runs downstairs and hops into him limo. On the way home, a car pulls in front of another. "Beep." The first car honks. The old man feels his soldier pop to attention. "Beep Beep." the second car returns the honk. Back to normal. The old man realizes he only has one chance left, so he tells his driver to get him home fast. Quickly they reach the house, and the old man runs inside. "Honey, come quick! Get your close off and get into bed! Let's make love!" The young wife eagerly pulls off her clothes and jumps into bed. The old man pulls off his clothes, jumps into the bad and shouts "Beep!" Suddenly the young woman looks at him and says... "What's all this beep, beep crap?" [ December 06, 2002, 15:29: Message edited by: sachmo ] |
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Hahaha... LOL!!!
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Oh the story of my life. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif
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What? You guys CHOPPED UP Supreme Lord Xantus with a weed eater, and then ATE him for lunch? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Terrible! He was a sentient being! He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif
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It was Xantus. He made a clear getaway, and wasn't eaten in a salad. And trust me, he is quite toxic to humans. Eating him would kill you (even being used to the filth of the Cantina). http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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He is especially toxic to Ragnaroks.
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rags, not to worry. I have the cure for ALL toxins, poisons all that anti-biological stuff. Oh, YES, I have the Power!
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Not for Xantus type toxins. There is no cure for them.
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How long ago did you eat that Xantus salad? Maybe if you quickly regurgitate it, you'll be OK. I know that sounds kind of rude, but it's a medical emergency!
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He ate it days ago. Too late for regurgitation.
That doesn't work in Star Trek, so it can't work here. If it did, they wouldn't have disease and sickness in Star Trek, and yet they clearly do. Sorry. |
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That is a good point. Yeah, they have all sorts of nasty sicknesses on the Enterprise all the time! Well, scratch that idea.
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The toxin is in his brain too (its very pervasive). It would carry over to the new body.
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We'll freeze him in the hope that some day in the distant future, medicine would have advanced enough to cure him. If all goes well, the doctors of the future will thaw him out and treat him.
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He'll have to be frozen for a very long time (possibly forever).
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That of course assumes that a cure to Xantus poisons can ever be found in the future. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
You know, vampires are immune to poisons/toxins... Look! Post 1800 in Cantina is up for grabs! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif [ December 07, 2002, 11:47: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ] |
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