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Re: ZOT!
So that people can pick up said iron bar and smash said karaoke machine to pieces with said iron bar if said karaoke machine mangles voice of said wannabe singer?
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Re: BONK!
Nah, I think it's so that we can hit you with it. FORE!
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Re: BONK!
We don't want him here. He might break it.
Phil whacks Strategia back into yesterday |
Re: Iron Bar
Steel Bar
Ceram Bar Laser Bar |
Re: Kryptonite Bar
Superman's most feared joke http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif
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Re: Kryptonite Bar
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Yay Kryptonite
http://www.shrapnelcommunity.com/thr...kryptonite.JPG Mars Bar! Monkey Bar! Chocolate Bar! Sandbar! Crowbar! Tintinabar! Minbar! |
Re: Kryptonite!
NullAshton tosses red kryptonite to everyone.
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Re: Kryptonite!
Ahhh I'm becoming unpredictable and temporary!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif
Oh wait. I'm not a Krypronian. Lucky escape there. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif |
Re: Blahness.
/me points a finger at Ashton and shouts "You KRYPTONIAN!!!". Ashton is promptly jumped by green and gold Kryptonite chunks and starts to melt.
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Where did the crazy thread go?
Kit Kat Bar! Mr. Goodbar!
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Re: Where did the crazy thread go?
Give me a break! Give me a break! Break me of a piece of that Kit Kat Bar!
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Re: That choclate crispy taste is gonna make your
*snap*
Here you go. Fortunately, it's a cartoon kit-kat bar, and will keep regenerating any bits broken off. Unfortunately, it's a cartoon kit-kat bar, and tastes like ink. |
Re: That choclate crispy taste is gonna make your
Fortunatly, Narf is a cartoon character and likes the taste of ink.
In fact, to him it's filling and nutritious! * Narf eats the Kit Kat Bar. |
Re: That choclate crispy taste is gonna make your
A regenerating Kit Kat bar? That would cause Hershey's (or is it Nestle?) to go out of business. You just get one of those and it's good for the rest of your life. You can just sit there all day breaking off pieces until you have a giant mountain of Kit Kat pieces. You can just live on Kit Kat and water and not eat any other food. You'll save a lot of money on food. Hey, that would be perfect for long space flights. It's like having a quantum reactor that produces unlimited food.
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Re: Daleks!
The downside, of course, is the fact that you'll die of morbid obesity after a year or two. By that time you'd be approximately 600 kilograms in weight, and capable of swallowing cars whole and breathing in bricks through your nose.
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Re: Blahness!
There's a living person who weighs half a ton. 1,000 pounds of fatty goodnes.
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Re: Blahness!
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/di...e/heaviest.htm
Apparently most of the weight of such people is fluids not actual fat. Even so the question does have to be: How the hell do you let yourself get that bad? I mean when you realise you can no longer see your legs surely you'd stop and do something, not just carry on eating whole cakes as snacks? |
Re: Blahness!
Well, they probably let things get that bad because the weight gain happened gradually over many years, so day-to-day they don't notice any difference. Over the long period of time, the increase in weight is tremendous but they live with it because it occurred gradually, and if they were OK with being a little bit overweight, it's easy to live with a little bit more weight, and a bit more, and so on until it added up.
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Re: Blahness!
Still when you realise you can't stand up without crushing your own knees you'd stop eating surely?
Or not I suppose, it would be so depressing the people need to cheer themselves up by eating an entire moose or something. |
Re: O.o
/me thwacks Phil and Kamog about the head(s) with a frying pan for talking in a SANE manner here!!!
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Re: O.o
This is the worst case I've heard of.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004371699,00.html I saw some pictures of it when I first heard of it, but I can't find any now. |
Re: O.o
I lost 8 pounds since the last time I weighed myself.
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Re: O.o
What's left when a mouse looses 8 pounds?
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Re: Goons!
a negative mass of 7.5 pounds.
Narf is now officially the first living creature with negative mass. Enjoy, Narf. You'll need antigravity generators, though; otherwise, you'd fall up all the time. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif |
Re: Goons!
You always did have a shaky grasp of physics didn't you Strat?
A mouse that's lost 8 pounds? It's a mice that's �8 poorer. |
Re: Goons!
About 252, actually.
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Re: BONK!
Now you're talking business..... err..... insanity! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
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Re: Goons!
Ahhh so you count in base F!Tang then narf. Well that explains it. I gained several stone last time I was weighed. They were all in my pocket after a trip to the beach!
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Re: Zoom.
We should always change the topic every time you post.
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Re: Zoom.
Who's you?
No wait that could be too philosophical.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif |
Re: Zoom.
Someone set us up the bomb!
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Re: Zoom.
Quote:
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Crustaceans
There was no alien, and the flash of light you saw in the sky wasn't a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus.
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Re: Zoom.
Quote:
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Re: Philosphy
This is fun.
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Re: Philosphy
Phil considers making a comment about there being better things to do than post on a forum at 3am. Suddenly he looks down to see a very, very thin layer of ice beneath him. Then he is distracted by a large device for boiling water and an elaborate lidded frying pan calling him very very dark grey.
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Re: fylosofie
What you say !!
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Re: That choclate crispy taste is gonna make your
You have no chance to survive make your time!
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Re: tounge turn green.
He could just use a penguin.
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Re: Atmospheric Converters
AntiPenguin! Much more volitile.
Not nearly so dangerous as a high-output Hawking Generator, however. |
Re: Atmospheric Converters
Or the unltimate weapon a penguin-antipenguin missile. On impact the two forms of penguin are forced together and annihilate each other in a bright orange light, leaving behind only a wrapper and fait chocolate mark.
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Re: PENGUINS!
Linux shall take over the world one day.
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Re: Hawking Generators
Yes... but when a Hawking Generator goes sour, there's nothing left, save for a small black hole, that usually evaporates. Doesn't matter whether it goes sour on a ship, a planet, or in the center of a star, save for the size and longevity of the black hole that remains.
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Re: Hawking Generators
Hawking is a very smart guy! I saw a wax figure of him at Madame Tussaud's when I visited London a couple months ago.
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Re: Earwax
What type of wax?
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Re: O.o
Ear wax!
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Re: Hawking Generators
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Re: Hawking Generators
Wow, didn't know that. Brilliant guy. His tremendous brain power more than makes up for his physical disadvantages.
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Re: Hawking Generators
He's still wasting away, so eventually he'll be a quivering mass of flesh incapable of moving. So his days are numbered.
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Burns Bog is burning
It's been smokey on and off these last few days and there's a burning smell outside. Sometimes it's really bad, sometimes it's hardly noticeable, depending on the wind direction. There's a big fire pretty close by in a place called Burns Bog and there's having difficulty putting it out. The fire has been spreading these last couple days.
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