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Vampires are not immune to a nice battle axe upside the head..

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Suddenly, a big blue wibbly time distortion portal opens in the middle of the room, and a cured Rags step out from the future, waving goodbye to the highly-evolved aliens that have just will going to did cured and returned him.

That finishes that argument then. A bit of a relief, too, I thought for a while we'd have to prostrate ourselves before the vegetable god and beg for a cure from him.

BTW, that's "cured" as in "made healthy", not the kind of cured normally associated with meat and fish. Although that's not a bad idea...

EDIT: Temporal tech might make all kinds of wonderful things possible, but it sure makes grammar difficult...

[ December 07, 2002, 17:16: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

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Whew, I feel better already. Thanks to my friends from the future I am all better. Oh and thanks for the hook up Dogscoff, I don't think I would have met those friendly people without that card you gave me. Anyways, Ragnarok is back and better then ever folks! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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And Xantus is history. Salad history.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Whatever.

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rags, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You are Welcome! I told you I had the POWER! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

But now that my temporality has been discovered. I am afraid I am going to need to shift the entire temporal address here. I can not have people from every corner to the multi-universes bombarding me with requests! Of course, WHO would belive you? Hmmm...well I will give that some thought, first! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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*Flies in to show off his new shiny feathers*
Nice isn't it?

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That's a beautiful new avatar you've got there, Ruatha! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You are Welcome! I told you I had the POWER! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

But now that my temporality has been discovered. I am afraid I am going to need to shift the entire temporal address here. I can not have people from every corner to the multi-universes bombarding me with requests! Of course, WHO would belive you? Hmmm...well I will give that some thought, first! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You're right, no one would believe me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

And Fyron, Why don't you want to admit that Xantus is gone? You seem to be defending him alot, any particular reason why this is?

Ruatha, very nice indeed. I like it.

[ December 07, 2002, 23:08: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

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The future is a looooong time!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Poor Xantus is gone...

We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet, it should be noted, that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world, a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish (in the form of Xantus salad).

He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or an empty one - and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of our friend, I can only say this... of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most - ... - ONION.

All is well. And yet, I can't help wondering about the tomatoes we leave behind. There are always possibilities, Xantus said. And if Twinkies are indeed forever, we must return to this place again. He's really not dead. As long as we remember him.

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Wow, that was really powerful Kamog. It almost brought a tear to my eye. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif But then I thought of who you were talking about... Xantus poisened me, and thus I shall not shed a tear in his behalf. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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You tried to eat him. What did you expect to happen?

Xantus did get away, you know. He wasn't eaten completely, just partially. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Kamog, outstanding eulogy. We should observe a moment of silence!

OK, now back to the fun and games! Hayho!

Oh, a joke would be good here.
A small joke for you. Hope you enjoy it!

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee," Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are"very slowly?"

The blonde leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiing."

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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You guys were talking of Temporal science.
I'm Chronos, master of all time! (Johnny Bravo) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Hey i think Rags stole our temporal time traveliing gearbox myself timstone! I think we better put a safety on that thing http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Also Rags i have to side with Fyron on the Xantus thing, you did try and eat him... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[ December 08, 2002, 16:22: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Psssst,.. if you would like a new Avatar pic? Just pop on over to the "Have I got an Avatar for you" thread.. I only create pics for the people that post there! <wispering> ssssh, it's almost a secret! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ December 08, 2002, 16:26: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I didn't steal nothing. If you think I stole it I didn't... It's dogscoff that introduced me to the aliens that transported me from the future, so it's those guys that stole it. (Not Dogscoff, but the aliens)

Of course you have to side with Fyron, you never will side with me even if you want to. Thats just the way you are. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

And Fyron, eating someone on some worlds is considered polite. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

But oh well, I guess Xantus did have reason to poisen me. *sigh*... *Rags walks off pondering the unponderable* (Is that a word?)

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Yeah, you're right RD. Some sort of savety on the box would be preferable. Let me think... ahh yes, I know. The security device in one of the Robocop movies. You know, when a thief breaks into a car. As soon as he puts his hands on the stearing wheel, the device straps him into his seat and fries him like a fry in a fryingpan. Hehe... yes, that would do nicely.

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Slowly the Llama's moved out

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think you miss the point. Xantus didn't give you poison, he was poisonous. The poisons were a part of him. Eating part of him exposed you to them.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think I'll avoid visiting those worlds. It sounds none too safe!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What are you talking about? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

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Timstone, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Master of all time, indeed. Better be very careful here. You wouldn't want me to take that little Temporal box we gave you away from you. Would You? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

RD, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Rags stole nothing from us! We gave him a Temporal Shifter. Or what you refer to as a "temporal time traveling gearbox". We did this so he might deal with some of less scrupulous beings around here. If the need arises!

rags, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That is a fine thing. Blaming ME after we saved your life! Maybe I should take the BOX back! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Kamog, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That does sound like a very prudent action!

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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Message to the Kazharii Imperium.

Please Explain how your a honourable Bezerker ?

I wish to know and understand the history of such an empire from a cultural point of view. And how such members of your society will teach me a thing or two about society.

Your friends in supplying Carrots to the Bun Bun's

Vassili Foreign Student Exchange Program Directer.
Minister Bah-Meh-Bah.
85 Canuck is the only Way
L1D 4X5

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Response to the Vassili:

What is so hard to understand about honorable berzerker? Our people value honor, and they are very dangerous in combat. "Berzerker" does not entail "genocidal" or anything of that nature, if that is what you were thinking.

Kalinar
Imperial Department of Foreign Affairs

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That is a fine thing. Blaming ME after we saved your life! Maybe I should take the BOX back! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
:</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I never said I was blaming you. I'm blaming those alien dudes. Or were those your future offspring? I thought I saw a resemblance. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fyron, I didn't miss the point. I'm just trying to get out of a sticky situation. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
 

Yes, knowingly eating another sentient being is quite a sticky situation. Actually, it would be more of an atrocity than a sticky situation.

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Greetings

when we looked up the word berserk we found : one whose actions are recklessly defiant.

We also found this

Destructively or frenetically violent: a berserk worker who started smashing all the windows.
Mentally or emotionally upset; deranged: berserk with grief.
Informal. Unrestrained, as with enthusiasm or appetite; wild: berserk over chocolates.

Perhaps you may explain how this is a trait that an honourable race would have ?

Your Friends in Party Supplies.

The Vassili

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rags, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Those alien dudes. Are the race of being that I come from. So, if there was a resemblance, perhaps it was my Brother! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Those alien dudes. Are the race of being that I come from. So, if there was a resemblance, perhaps it was my Brother! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Thought so. Well sorry for blaming your family. Won't happen again. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Dogscoff looks up from his genetically-enhanced sentient squid salad...

Oops...

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Hey Mlmbd, you never gave us the time travelling gearbox! Timsotne created it from his desires of a polish girlfriend and a few cheap porno films, not forgetting caffeine (sorry timstone http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ) Never shall we reliqunish control of the mighty gearbox, Just cos my loincloth business beat yours doesn't mean you have to fabricate stories about the fabled gearbox.

WE ALL KNOW what really happened, you stoled away witht eh gearbox while its mighty defenders were preoccupied (sorry guys, fell asleep http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) and decided to visit your family in the future, just by chance taking rags along with fake promises of free drink! But since you saved ragnarok we'll let you off, but beware, the gearbox is storng with us!!! (duh duh, duh duh, duh duh)

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AHHHHH!!!!! I WONDERED INTO THE CANTINAAAAAAAA!!!!!

THEIR EATING DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!@@@#$$%&*&^%#@!!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Enter stage top: Puke's Battlemoon looms into view through the Cantina skylight, and a large pore in its undulating vommitous surface opens up, heaving Puke through the skylight into the Cantina. The battlemoon assumes a parking orbit, and a new skylight is brought down via dropship.

New patrons gaze in astonished horror and old patrons roll their eyes, as the mass of vomit newly deposited on the Cantina floor demonstrates cognitive abilities. Puke speaks:

"Im not sure what any of this has to do with Atrocities, and was untill now unaware that he was even involved with the consumpsion of other sentients. I can assure you however, that Phongs are quite sticky if you are consuming them Tartare."

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That's a very impressive entry, Puke!

By the way, if you go to Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, you'll meet sentient talking cows who are happy to be eaten.

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Alpha Llama One... This is Zulu Llama two, over...

...We are in position.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sweet! Medium well steak here I come.
*Rags jumps in his Dreadnaught and begins his journey to the end of the universe.*

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rags, I'm with you, Steaks and just about anything! Yes Sir! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

RD, you are so full of bunk. I A STEALER OF NOTHING! The technology comes from my race. You can sort out all the little details, for yourself! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hahaha... LOL!!! No comment here!
Polish gf and lots of absinthe! Yeah! Bring it on!! You're my kind of guy RD!! Long live timetraveling with RD!! Hahaha... LOL!!!

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Oh yeah, Mlmbd we'll have to punish you for stealing the gearbox and telling fake stories about it. Hmm... an apropriate punishment. Suggestions anyone?

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How about we tar and feather him and then put him in a randy chicken pen? or how about we smash Mr's GT's best china plates and blame him, thats a good punishment

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Yeah, good thinking! Especially the part about the "current" mrs. GT.
Preparé la vache!

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Timstone, I will explain again, for you and your sidekick (Raging Deadstar). This time I will type real real slow! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I did not steal/barrow your almost useless timebox. My Race; the "Kwan ta' klaa" has possessed Temporal knowledge for some 857,000.000,000,000,000,000,000.03 of your Earth Years. So your "little toy" box is of no value or interest to me, what so ever! It really is very very limited! I was sent here to observe. Seems the first observer relinquished some very limited Temporal information to someone in this time. I "believe" you are aware of this. Although the box you built does seem to have the same energy signature, when used. Mind you I am NOT pointing any fingers. That's not my job here. I am ONLY to observe. When time travel altered the future (Rags being poisoned), I was allowed to have him taken to my home world. Where he was treated, and returned.

Guess someone might have to ask you and your sidekick Raging Deadstar, If mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif stole Timstone's box, why does Timstone still have it? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

After all there are many many extremely intelligent individuals here! Not all, as I can see, are swept up or blinded by your tall tails! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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Bah Temporal knowledge and you still cannot figure out the decimal system.... Bah...

Decimal time rocks....

Begone the patio has no room for your non drinking types...

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Wow! mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif , you belong to a very ancient race! I didn't think the universe was that old! Maybe your race has lived through many different universes? Or, I guess with time travel technology, you can keep looping back to the beginning of the universe whenever you reach the end, so that your race can be many times older than the universe itself! That is amazing.

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i disbelieve the whacked temporal f--kery. the illusion vanishes, the gear box blows a sprocket, and mlmbd disappears in a paradoxical puff.

mlmbd immediately storms back into the cantina from the parking lot, looking very annoyed and wondering who willed him into nothingness by the sheer power of their disbelief.

puke looks puzzled that nothingness isnt quite as far away as it used to be, and silently hopes that if he accidentially stares too long into the void of the parking lot, that the parking lot will not stare back through him in return.

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Aha, now I see. So RD had it wrong. Hmm... I can't blame him. Coz I can't find my gearbox anywhere.

*searches again in the cantina*

"Oh, here it is! Under the carpet! No wonder I couldn't see it."
Hmm... I guess you aliens are always right, no? But I still refuse to accept you aliens have more knowledge of temporal bussiness than RD and me. We are the masters of time!
You know why it has a different energy signature than the knowledge you spreaded? It's because of the ingredients I used to build this timetraveling monster. I used, a bottle of absinthe, a dirty magazine, the Hellraiser DVD box and of course the gearbox itself. All very exotic materials, hard to come by and thus produces a very strange energy signature.
Now, be gone, you observer! Go observe some other race! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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In one word: GREAT!!! Two thumbs uf for you Dogscoff! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

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tesco samoa, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Check YOUR FACTS http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university...217/decsys.htm
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It certainly does. But I had no idea someone with your obviously limited intelligence could fathom, let alone embrace Decimal Time! So my apologizes, tesco samoa (whichever one I am addressing) You know you can get help (even in this time) for that multi-image problem. I will remove the commas. 857000000000000000000000.03 Do hope that makes you happy.
BAH! Take a hike, yourself!

Kamog, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why yes we are Ancient! We have indeed lived through many universes. Who said there is only one Universe? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Puke, <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">As you can plainly see, I am no illusion. And that look is not "very annoyed" or even a little annoyed. It was a wondering look as you observed. I was wondering, who the heck came up with such an astonishing Ride? I was looking to another turn. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Timstone, first I am glad you found your "little box". Now you know I did not steal it! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, we are not "always" right! But, if were wrong, we can "always" go back and change it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Your explanation of the energy signature seems valid. The fact that you actually constructed the devise is "very" impressive. But "NO ONE" is the master of time. Not even my race! SO, be "impressed" with yourself for your accomplishment. Just don't be "to impressed"!

dogscoff, all I can say is; Wow! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
edit for a typo

[ December 11, 2002, 15:36: Message edited by: mlmbd ]