Re: Turn 60
 

So im suposed to be afraid of mummified flatulence? Im not impressed.

Your doom is nigh!
 

An embalmed fart sure is a scary idea, but maybe not in the sense you'd hope.

Looks like my doomsday weapon has finally shut you dudes up. It is true that it is an aweinspiring thing, and words from mere lowlifes such as you would hardly befit its splendor. Such reverence for it will surely gain you a place in the Hell of Endless Pain once I finally ascend, instead of the much crueler Hell of Vile Exhaust. (Courtesy of Pasha Momma. Any plans on getting her back, by the way? I'd so like to kill her again!)

The Flushing Begins!
 

The Arco Press Department is pleased to announce that the Great Flushing has begun, and soon the Water Foul shall be soon completely dispatched to the Sea.

The great folk of Ulm shall soon be once again under the rule of land folk.

Their Arco and Pan heroes are on the way!

Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
 

That was so huge a fluke, that I'm not even going to give my usual whine/boast.

Really, that was possibly the biggest fluke I've seen in dom2. Until this the winner was perhaps when mages started targeting mechanical men (mindless =immune to mind spells) with mind burn and enslave mind and such, but this certainly takes the cake. Words fail me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/fear.gif

Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
 

Hey, so what is this doomsday weapon, and what was the fluke? I'm curious...

Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
 

Yea, what was the fluke.

Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
 

The "fluke" is that Jurri is finally losing, and he does not like the taste of his own medicine. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/smirk.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

(Actually, I am quite pleased how luck is working in my favor.)

Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
 

The fluke... it was that one of his commanders with a nice artifact (Nathgul... or however you spell it) decided to blink which gave my mages a chance to zap him and take the artifact. Yay!!!!!

Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
 

I'm not entirely convinced that the stupid jar is the culprit, though: all other spells it casts are shown normally (Nethgul has cast ...), and in this instance no message was shown. Also, the description of the thing clearly states that it will cast spells on enemies. Also, I for one have never seen the [censored] thing act like this before. Usually it just casts enslave mind, enslaves a critter that later dies and causes a rout. Guess this time it figured out the best way to piss in my porridge would be teleporting to one of the very few dangerous places on the battlefield, outside the fort and next to a dude with a wand of incineration. (The aforementioned enslaving wouldn't have caused a rout in this battle. Instead it would have slowed down your army a fatal step or two.)

Well, be it as it may, I'm through caring. Good riddance, and hopefully the [censored] jar of stupidity loses as many battles to you as it has for me. I don't even mind losing the fort due to the fluke: you need all the handicap you can get!

Re: Pasha Mama, The Mother of All Flukes
 

Shoot, missed Pasha by 5 minutes. Sorry for the delay, guys!