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Aries: (March 21—April 19)
This holiday season is, as always, a time of terrible stress for you and the rest of the well-formed, eight-foot-tall pine trees. Taurus: (April. 20—May 20) You would be a lot more comfortable with your home life if you knew why seven-time Winston Cup champion Richard Petty was always hanging around the place. Gemini: (May 21—June 21) You'll have the kind of week that makes you wish your parents had followed through on their military-school threats, but for different, sexier reasons. Cancer: (June 22—July 22) You'll have a thrilling adventure whose recounting will be greatly enjoyed by those willing to sit through your seizures to get to the sign language. Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22) You're beginning to wonder exactly who is in charge of quality control for all those treasure maps. Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22) You will get a good deal on a major appliance purchase, but that's about it. Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23) An otherwise enjoyable week is shot to hell when you have several phone conversations with people from L.A. Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21) You will be the toast of forensic investigators from coast to coast for your ability to really spread the ol' fluids around the murder scene. Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21) You were a cop, and a damn good one at that, but you committed the ultimate sin and testified against one of your own. Now, you must pay the price and be doomed to late-night cable syndication. Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19) It's impossible for you to get more tail than a dogcatcher--partially because of your poor hygiene, but mainly because you're a dogcatcher. Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18) You've never been one to take offense at accusations of arrogance, especially since they're all bull**** anyway. Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20) You will abandon your search for the wisdom of the East when it turns out to be devoid of cool kung-fu moves. |
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tesco samoa, so which one is yours? Do tell!
I personally don't prescribe to horoscopes! See you have read Sun Tzu. No offence, 'try' to baffle them with BS! mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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Ummm... Whats going on here ???
Perhaps your mistaking Cantina joking and playing for personal attacks. There is none here, nor is there any intent of that in my Posts. I leave it at that... |
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god, im glad im not a Pisces. when i go to the east (to escape the bloodbath i leave behind for the forensic investigators), i expect it to be FULL of cool kung-fu movies. why else would they call it the east?
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*Wanders in with a mounted Industrial powered triple size wave motion gun*
Thats my major appliance purchase for this month! Hey timstone, finishing the touches to our next time travelling adventure, lets show old mumbled whos the masters of time travel |
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Yeah! I can't wait to read it mate! We'll show who are the masters of time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif
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tesco samoa, your apology and explanation are accepted. Enough said!
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Umm, I heard that there are Fluffy Bunny Waitresses here in the Cantina... where are they? I also hear that there's going to be some sort of FIGHT happening here! (I brought a supply of onions and tomatoes for us to throw...)
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Gees, you had to go and say the O word didn't you?!? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Even though the veggy god is dead, or so I Last heard, doesn't mean there isn't loads of those stinking items left. *Rags then looks up at barry in the battlemoon and gives him 2 thumbs up indicating that the job was done.* |
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*Kamog crawls out from under the massive pile of - um, uh, whatever these roundish plant-type things are.*
Oh, these things are .... um, Xantus fruits, yeah, that's right, Xantus fruits. ----- Care of Xantus Plants Xantus grows best when he receives full sunshine. Plant him away from trees and buildings. Prior to planting, saturate Xantus with Miracle Gro's water soluble fertilizer (5-10-10), being sure to refer to mixing rates recommended on the container. Keep Xantus well-watered throughout the growing stage. An excellent way to water Xantus is to use water balloons. It is possible to overwater Xantus, so do not allow his soil to remain soggy for extended periods. Manure can be used for fertilization, but because excessive nitrogen tends to cause Xantus to produce abundant tentacles versus Xantus fruit, use it with caution. Xantus Aphids - The aphid is a 1/10 to 1/5 inch long, soft-bodied, teardrop-shaped insect. It attacks Xantus from the seedling stage throughout the growing season. Adults emerge from soil in early spring and lay eggs on the undersurface of Xantus leaves. The aphid has a piercing tube-like mouth that sucks out Xantus juices. This sap sucking activity weakens Xantus and may deform and stunt his infected tentacles and Xantus fruit. To control, feed him Twinkies. Xantus Blight - A fungus disease that shows up first on the leaves and eventually on the Xantus fruits as it matures. The Xantus leaves develop spots that are dark brown with a series of concentric rings that have a "bulls-eye" pattern. Under warm, wet weather conditions, this disease can spread rapidly over the entire Xantus plant. Remedies include: Xantus rotation, being sure to use healthy Xantus seedlings. Avoid planting Xantus in the same area as o***ns were the previous year. Clean up all Xantus debris at the end of each season. |
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Xantus doesn't grow any fruit, and he isn't actually a PLANT. He is plant-like, in that he has chloropLasts and photo-synthesizes. But he has no roots, and he doesn't just sit in the ground.
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Can't you be content just for once Imperator?! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Kamog did a great job describing the Xantus Plant. Two thumbs up for Kamog! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif btw, Imperator, you said you never heard of Xantus, so what are you blabbering about? |
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Heh fyron isn't content with a lot of things
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Also Kamog, there are Fluffy Bunny Waitresses,m they serve you when you buy drinks and some times like to give you special favours, of course among these is the Gryphin Position which you don't wnat to know about http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Hmm... I was going to tell everyone a story, but I seem to begin siezing every time I start.
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Hello.
*looks around * -hmm, empty, no one here for 7 hours! *Starts to help myself at the bar' -So, the bar is free tonight? |
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rags, don't know if was just curiosity, courage, plain belligerence or a mixer of the three. Just knew I had to ask! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Hey you, over there! You look vaguely familiar. Do I know you? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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-Who me. (oops, someone else here!)
-I was going to pay, honestly, trust me! |
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Yes you. As I said;
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-puh.
You want some too? I heard that Fyrons Tab was open for grabs. |
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Sure! Pass me some suds!
It is kind of slow. Isn't it? Guess everyone went to the movies tonight! mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif [ December 14, 2002, 01:51: Message edited by: mlmbd ] |
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If it's slow in the Cantina, try IRC: gamesnet, #se4 |
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*Quickly notices that he didn't say it to himself but rather out loud.* "Oh I mean uhhh, poor Tigga, I feel so sorry for him." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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I know I'll regret posting in this thread. My force-feedback mouse was fighting this click all the way. But since I'm here already...
I think the GP had something to do with wagons. |
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actually, circling the waggons was another operation entirely. TGP is some sort of acrobatic stunt developed and used by our very own Gryphin, so if you want to know about it, he is the man to ask. (unless you dont want to disappear like GT, who supposedly found out the details)
Regarding CTW... hooo boy, wouldn't you like to know. |
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Maybe he never left the Cantina; he's just been staying in the holodeck and not coming out all this time. Maybe we should check to make sure he's OK? |
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Lol circle the wagons just as bad as the gryphin position, and the FBW's are trained in both, plus the erotic art of sexual innuendo with construction size hedgeclippers http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
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All this wagon circling is giving me a headache. I need a good stiff drink!!
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Hi! I've been trying to figure out what the "Gryphin position" and "Circling the Wagons" are. In my search so far, I have only discovered numerous vague references to the Gryhin position, and nowhere did I find a clear explaination.
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Anyway, in preparation for experiencing the Gryphin position when we do find out what it is, it is suggested that you keep yourself in good physical shape by lifting weights, jogging, swimming, stretching, doing push-ups and sit-ups, cycling, playing sports, etc. |
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Heh the gryphin position, you certainly don't want the FBW's to attempt it with you, thye may seem scantily clad and very beautiful on the outside but inside they just want to torture you, they are adept followers of the sexual mechanics of rolling pins, dishwashers, portable hand blenders *ouch* and hedgeclippers, trust me
*GT Can be heard screaming from the office he's resigned his absncece to and female giggling can be heard that sends shivers done every patrons spine!* I need a drink Taz, hold the demonic torture from the FBW's please http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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As to those FBW's - They ARE NOT demonic! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif ...Just a little DEVILISH http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif P.S. You were SEEN Ruatha! Even deity's from the Thread That Never Dies must pay at the Cantina. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif [ December 15, 2002, 16:14: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ] |
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Hmm... devilish. I think Gunther has to return once more to cleanse some souls, hehe...
Personally I like girls with a slight devilish or demonic tendencies. They make live interesting. |
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The door to the cantina slowly opened....... A long shadow filled the room. The most ( http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) feared LLama in the world, Señor Temido mucho It was his shadow that cast fear and doom upon all in the cantina. As his hoves made that clip clop sound of impending death, the lesser feared but killers non the less llamas moved out.....
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:: The doors 0f the Cantina swing open, A figure from the past enters, Atired in tight black leather, A nasty looking leather #T%W$E hangs from his belt, His eyes scan the room ::
Do you really want to know about Circle the Wagons and The Gryphin Positon? I gots to know, doya feel lucky? huh, do ya? |
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im not sure these youngsters are ready for it, Gryph.
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:: Hears a voice crack and go into a high pitch, Eyes scan, Then focus on an under 30, Raises one ebrow ::
"Anything"? :: A wry smile crosses his lips :: puke, would you say, Naive? |
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Señor Temido mucho turned around and staired at the Gryphin. " Do you know that I was building up this entrance for 2 weeks and you blew it in one post?"
"LLAMA ATAQUE" Six Medium built LLAMA's dive in though the door and attack the Gryphin. Buy taking little nibbles at his heals.. "LLAMA GOTA" The Gryphin is deposited beside Señor Temido mucho. "Senor Gryphin I know of this círculo el carro you speak of. But please tell the story again. As I add the finishing touches to the demise of this......" |
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After several weeks of cataloguing violations, writing up reports and intensive trauma- therapy, the Health Inspectors have summoned GT & myself to court. Taz, Barry, the FBWs and other emplyees have so far not been implicated as responsible for any wrongdoing.
The outcome of those proceedings will be made available to patrons at an appropriate moment. |
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:: Backhanding the closest llama, Stands relaxed ::
Call off the dogs "Señor Temido" I tell who, what, and when I choose. Just a note. You don't want to be around when GT finds out some yongster tryed CTW or TGP with an FBW. Your life expectancy will change. So, what are they. Ok, first you need a candle lit room, Light sandlewood insence must be burning, your companions must have bathed in rose perfumed water, |
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"I'm writing this down"
hey man, just copy and paste it. Actualy, why don't I just emial it to you. < The Gryphin Gryns > [ December 16, 2002, 19:15: Message edited by: Gryphin ] |
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"Sir Gryphin a Llama is not a perro. No lamen sus extremos. Un insulto grande if I may say so my self."
Señor Temido mucho cracks open a cigar box and does his best George Peppard imatation. "Do you not know what my name is, you will answer that question as a sabio or I will send the third squad Llama coma las tablas. They will chew up your coffee tables and other wooden items located in your place of residence." |
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