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According to Dogbert, people can be classified by using two variables: cute/ugly and smart/stupid. Therefore, there are four types of girls:

1. cute and smart
2. cute and stupid
3. ugly and smart
4. ugly and stupid

Category #4 is the largest group, followed by #3, then #2, and then #1.

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 

According to my wife, your analysis also applies to men.

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Well, who likes beer? (I do!)

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1063939767.jpg

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That pic is not going to make me switch to Bud.
Surely you can do better? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Yep - didn't like Bud before - and really dont like it now! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Maybe she'll look better once you've had a few beers? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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Now you’re getting there.

She looks almost exactly like one of my favourite old girlfriends. If the persona is also alike, it would be pretty easy to make the disgusting beer commercial (as in disgusting beer, not disgusting commercial) go away http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: OT Dragon*Con (for Primitive)
 

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I have a special appreciation for puns, so let fly when they are free http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif .

Also, assuming you avatar has a picture of you, then, at our age, we tend to drool over a lot more than the younger guys http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif .

Having said that, I must say I'm not a completely lost cause...my limits are somewhat higher than the average lecherous old codger due to having a wife already 15 years younger than me... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">'Already 15 years younger'? Is she getting younger by the minute? or is she frozen in time while you get older? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">'Already 15 years younger'? Is she getting younger by the minute? or is she frozen in time while you get older? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmmm, ambiguous at best, huh. Chalk it up to working for the government (where inserting as many superfluous words as possible is the norm) and being in a hurry. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif