Re: You Might Be A Red Neck Emperor If:
 

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">R O F L M A O - Damn funny. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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96. Your cabinet ministers are Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.

97. Your royal palace collapsed due to planetary bombing... and several dogs were crushed under the front porch.

98. All these years your crazy neighbors claimed to be abducted by aliens... and now you believe them when you are assigned to a work camp in Xiria IX. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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99. Your biggest best warship is also your biggest best barn/brothel.

100. Your idea of interspecies relations is hitting on the phong patriarch's "cute" daughter.

100. Your the Emperor/Plummer/Sherrif/Handy Man and everyone just calls you Larry/Leon/Bubba/Roy.

101. You stop building your mighty starnavy when you reach 30 starships because you can't remember what comes after 30...

102. If you and everyone in your empire actually know who the Clampets are.

[ June 05, 2004, 00:59: Message edited by: Starhawk ]

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103. If your planets Pacification Center is little more than a giant green bug zapper. (Think about it.)

104. If your Flag Ships name is General Lee.

105. If the first thing your explores do when they find and land on a new planet is to take a "pee."

106. If the USS in your ship names stands for United Sud Suckers.

107. If your race is also known as the Monobrows.

[ June 05, 2004, 06:40: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

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I have to ask, do any of you find this list to be hilarious? I can't stop laughing at some of the entries.

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I wouldn't say hilarious. I have no knowledge of the subject. They seem entertaining enough.

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AT....you have WAY too much free time.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I'm only laughing at a couple of these because i can see similarities where i live http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif It seems it's not just an American thing http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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104. You are from Texas. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif


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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I have no time on my hands and if any says I do well they are just trying to frame me!