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Somehow, I KNEW the hammer would have to come out http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

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Timstone, I AM a qualified lightbulb changing person. I have all the authorization certificates and diplomas from my 9 years in lightbulb changing school. It really is an art, every single lightbulb brand and wattage has a different style to inserting it into the socket. Some require gentle twisting, others need a violent wrenching motion, others even need a pipe wrench to get those nasty things in!

Turin, my lightbulb, it was a 100 watt, fully polluting, light pollution creating monster of an illuminator!

And Douglas, well I actually like the rotating wrist method. It really is the only way to go http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

All you grammar Nazi's need to...yes...change more lightbulbs! It is incredibly relaxing. First you smash them, then you get to change them! Relaxation and tension relief all in one http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

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*retaliates with a "squishy noodle slap" to Narf*

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Renegade:
Hahaha... LOL!!!
Okay, I hereby grand you full authority to change light bulbs around the world. You can now change light bulbs in evry country you might want to visit. A good suggestion is to visit Holland and come over to my home and change all my light bulbs. I haven't got many light bulbs (I live under a rock), but I can assure you I have some very exotic viariants.
P.S. Do you have the trademark T-Shirt for an official "Light Bulb Changing Master"?

Edit:
This time I didn't forgot the light bulbs. I even spelled 'light bulb' right every time. Wohoo, progress!

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You shouldn't confine your correct spelling to just those two words, you know.

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Actually, there is a T-Shirt for a lightbulb changing master such as myself. It says "Burned Out?" on the front, then on the back says, "Call your local lightbulb changing master, 1-250-999-5839"

Oh, and I will be sure to make a stop by Holland, just to change your burned out bulbs! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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I tried to read this topic but my brain got stuck on the mini-skirt/ladder thing and everything after that has been a blur...

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What kind of light bulb would you use a pipe wrench for http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif?

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Meaning of LIGHT BULB
Pronunciation: lIt bulb

WordNet Dictionary

Definition: [n] electric lamp consisting of a glass bulb containing a wire filament (usually tungsten) that emits light when heated

Meaning of LIGHTBULB
Pronunciation: l'Itb`ulb

WordNet Dictionary

Definition: [n] electric lamp consisting of a glass bulb containing a wire filament (usually tungsten) that emits light when heated

I also have a nifty image!!!

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/...bulb-label.jpg

Click here to see how to change a light bulb.

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...What do I do with the potato once it's attached to the lightbulb?