Re: Monkey PD is crap
 

I love this! Nothing makes me happier than 3 pages of nonsense for which I can take credit.

Puts on serious hat There's nothing wrong with monkey PD that a lot more can't solve. You just need a minimum of 30 so you have 5 big bandars to hold up the morale.

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Yeah, and that army of lead + rush of strength caster! Preferably wished seraph to fanaticism them, but it's optional.

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This is why monkeys can never win:

Re: Monkey PD is crap
 

I don't think the markata chassis is really designed for low end equipment like the black steel kite shield. Try something a bit more upmarket like a golden shield or accursed shield, along with artifacts in every other slot and you should see their full potential. Then laugh as your enemies crumble to your 'lowly' markata.

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you should also empower them to 9 in every path, this will further boost their stats and give them access to self buffing; that will unlock their true power.

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Yeah, the shield is just a temporary thing until I can forge him a midget masher. Maybe a hydra skin too, to improve his regenerative abilities.

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Come now, we all know that markata scouts have had their rightful A8 suppressed, along with Boar Lords and Blind Lords.

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hmmm.. markata scout with a hero blade and a vineshield/eyeshield
might make an interesting assassin....

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jeez we're trying to have a serious conversation here, and all you can do is make sarcastic remarks.

EDIT: also, you have to give him one of those hearts for that.

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Markata the troll hearted.....