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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ummmmm... it looks like you posted the same URL twice... or are we all so drunk/hungover that we're seeing double?

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P.E. Shang, I've never heard of that remedy before, I shall remember and try your most illustrious enlightenment on this subject.

D.T. I shall leave that up to the rest of the party goers to decide, as yours trully is not up to making a decision right now http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif But I must admit in my regards, that, Indeed somethings at the present time do appear to be double or triple, hmmmm where did that L.H. look a like go http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

The Gyphin, abstinence is not allowed during the riotous, gyrating, swishing, celebrations of birthday bashes with those who engage in the ageing process. (especially after one pass 30, let alone those years that come after the nexes of 50 ughhhhhhh) does it help? NOPE, but it sure is fun trying to regress back to ones younger, carefree, wild, lustful days of yester-year.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Its only the morning after that makes one swear additional oaths of "never again" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Now in addition to the light speed of viewing and the thundrous roar of a cat walking across the cantina floor, I find myself utilizing the Inner Sanctum in very observant haste to engage the tidy bowl diety in regards to my glutonous and wanton digestion of chili with Tesco's and Puke's sauces while researching which of the two ..... Excuse me a momento..... OUTA MY WAY..., MOVE......,,,

(Inner Sanctum Door Slams) all is quiet, a FBW walks over and turns on all the fans within the cantina..... Taz, removes a new box of air fresheners and begins handing them out to the other FBWs, he also appears to be studying the "ON..." (word is not printable unless one wishes for strange happenings upon oneself http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif ) for removal of undesirable air streams currently flowing within said establishment...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

One H.... of a party the Tigga and Dogscoff threw.....

a........... mac

[ September 19, 2002, 18:01: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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Yup...definately did post the same URL twice. I guess I am getting a bit slow with the CTRL-C CTRL-V key's. Anyhow..it is repaired. Here is the 2nd URL http://www.hairytongue.com/thecure/.

And for good measure...one other.

http://www.hangoverguide.com/over/clinic/

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A rumbling noise can be heard from a far. Mac looks on as his dentures rattle in his glass ala Jarrasic Park, taz stops spinning and barry cowers behind a Tigg Scoff battle crusier. All of a sudden a huge transport ship hovers above the party, leaving many regulars seconds to move their ships. It slowly parks and the smoke clears, The party stops and for a minute their is silence, except dogscoff yelping in the background from "special attention".

The next few minutes are field with everyones eyes and mouths on the floor as a couple of thousand newly appointed fbw's run out. RD walks over to GT.

"Sorry i been late, kinda been down. But heres the best selection of girls from my empire, GT is a god as far as women are concerned there."
GT Happily signs the relevant forms to take control of the new arrivals.
"Anyway the other FBW's must be getting tired, plus i had to surrender lol to my friends empire, so they won't be pleased to find a system of ugly women."

GT Recruits a couple of hundred and asks them to come in 5 at a timeto his "office"

Thats gonna be one happy cat http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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IM SMILING, IM SMILING

To paraphrase Tony the Tiger of Frosties fame, "FBW's, 5 at once, theeeeyyyyyyyyrrreeeee GREEEAAAATTTTTTT"

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Yeah, we must investigate this. Whilst the rest of us danced the night away at the party, you must have been kidnapped and beamed with the kinkapoo joygun (installed at the back of the cantina for particularily querulous clientele) to make you think you were having a good time and partaking on the Gryphin position with assorted FBWs and WIRs

Thinking about it, I dont actually think the person who gave us the stageshow of the Gryphin position was you.. thinking about it, there was a funny smell in the air at the time, a bit like parmesan cheese, and there was an empty bowl of chilli by the stage as well as a bottle of a 'brewski' whatever that might be...

and thinking about it further, the poor FBW's did look like they had been shot with a "forgetto beam"

Hmmmm, elementary my dear Gryphin, Mac wanted to take your place for TGP and CTW show, he obviously inconvenienced you, knocked out the FBWs and then stole your, ahem, thunder...

My esteemed legal synopsis would suggest repeated beating with a large baseball bat with 9 inch nails banged through it as suitable punishment

[ September 20, 2002, 13:02: Message edited by: Growltigga ]

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Since I am unable to partake in cartoon violence I will have to ask someone to stand in for me.
Any volunteers?

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you want volunteers for beating Mac round the head with a baseball bat studded with 9 inch nails, why kind sir, I do beleive I will happily take over that service for you as suitable recompense for earlier legal advice provided to you

Now, where is that CTW glory stealing philandering sycophantic FBW-abusing amnesia-inducing, shindle shanked smelly old tosspot Mac when you need to give him legal correction? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Hey! Don't hurt that poor old Mac! He's too old to witstand your punishment!
Shame on you guys, partaking in assaulting elderly citizens of this cantina! But also shame on Mac for abusing his fellow visitor of the great TiggScoff party!
I say lonely incarseration for about 7 days.

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Timstone, objection overruled.

Mac has cheated our chum Gryphin from showing off the famed 'Gryphin position' himself. You should realise that the whole cantina concept originated from the revelation about 'circling the wagons', the 'gryphin position' and 'furry line dancing'. To cheat Gryphin from his moment of glory is a heinous, foul, immoral and mortal offence indeed.

By partaking in the 'Gryphin position' at the Tig-Scoff party, Mac had shown that he has stamina and is hale enough to be chastised by repeated blows with a baseball bat studded with 9 inch nails.

An offence like Mac's needed appropriate punishment, but the trouble is knowing Mac, he might well enjoy it.