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Am I missing something here? I assumed those were made-up nonsense words. They may be real words, but would still be nonsense (like fair progressive tax).
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LOL! This has been one great thread let me tell you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I got to post a joke now to see if I can make Fyron laugh. He probably is dying over these jokes but just isn't busting to make us look like fools. Right Fyron? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
Here it goes.....This joke is a polock joke but no offense to any polish people out there today. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif I was watching the news today and a news flash came across the screen and reported a bad air plane crash in poland early this morning. It was a little Sessna(sp?) 2 seater plane with a full crew complement of 2 people. Suddenly something went wrong and the plane crashed into a cemetary. They started questioning a polish police officer about the crash. Here is what was said: "How are things going in your search for the bodies of the pilot?" asked the news reporter. "Not so good I'm afraid. So far we have found over 300 bodies and expect to find more as digging continues. The end... Sad thing was they never found the Pilot. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif So Fyron, how'd it do? |
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http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I figured same as you did, if what we find as truely lame he surely has to think it's funny. But before I hit the sack for the night one Last joke, I just found it on the bob and tom website and thought it was an ok joke. The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy. "John," the new guy replied. The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their Last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your Last name?" The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling." "Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..." Ok, so I am going to post two instead, so what... Q - What did George Washington say to his men just before they got on the boat? A - Men, get on the boat. Ok, I'm done... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif So they aren't the best jokes but I'm trying ot see what kind of humor gets Fyron to laugh. |
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Old one and a good one... posted it a few years back on the G&G thread
The Queen and the Pope are on the same stage. Huge crowd. The Queen and His Holiness however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Her Majesty says to his Holiness, "Pope, did you know, that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every English person in this crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him, and sure enough the little royal gloved wave elicits rapture and cheering from every pommie in the crowd. Gradually it subsides. His Holiness, not wishing to be outdone by a woman, who incidentally is wearing a worse frock and hat than he is, thinks to himself, what am I to do. Then it dawns on him. "Your Majesty, that was impressive, but did you know that with one nod of my head I can make every Australian in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but this joy will go deep to their hearts, and they will talk of it and rejoice for months." The Queen seriously doubts this .. "One little nod of your head, and all the Australians are joyous for a week? Show me." So the Pope head butts her. |
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An old joke that's been around for a while...
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