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Their motto? Survival of the fittest. I cannot think of a proper name for this team though.
At any rate, that does seem to be an interesting idea, and I should definitively keep a close eye on this place. *Alneyan goes back to the darkest corner of the room and searchs for his video camera* Now, if I hide this on a most remoce place in the dressing room, or something along these lines... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif |
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Wonders if mac noticed that the Tigga is now a Tiggette when he pulled her out of the shower.
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Gryphin, tks, now I know what those 2 new additions were to the furry feline's chest, I just thought they were some new form of Kat Pimples http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
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mac, forget it, I still an not going to sleep with you.
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What, not even if he asked nicely? Afterall, he's had a shower 'so he shure smells purtee!'
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This is as good a place as any to post this.
One of my responsibilities at work is to coordinate and facilitate the borrowing of laptops by employees. Needless to say I check them out when they get back. Imagine my surprise when I found a pare of very nice woman’s undergarments that had clearly been stuffed into the carrying case at some point. Question: What do I do? 1) Return them in an envelope to her 2) Throw them away I have no idea. |
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Your office building has a cork-board, right?
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um, Loser, I was hoping to keep my job.
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Loser that might work though she is a senior dirctor.
A couple of friends are saying to just throw them away. I don't know. A matched pair of expensive lacy.... mac what do you think? Should I send them to you for your studies? |
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well ask another female if their actually good undergarments... if so then return them if i had a good relationship with the person.... they are just under wear... If not toss them.
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ooooh, mac she's playing hard to get.
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tesco thanks for the input.
Well they are expensive (from Victoriea's Secret), but then again she makes about 100k a year so... it is all relative. As for my relationship with her. There is no question that she is the Senior Director and I am the tech and I had better not forget it. As for the "good laugh". I have been since I opened the case. (I'm just glad noone else was there) [ February 07, 2004, 01:12: Message edited by: Gryphin ] |
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Gryphin, I will pass on the research of these most formidable items as one never knows just what condition/s those thingys were worn or used http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif I agree with Tesco, I'd wait a day or two two see if she mentions them (i would not count on it tho) so I'd just toss them and act like you never saw them
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see mac tired and old wisdom does match with thoses who approach the middle ( life not the belly )
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How about pretending you never noticed them, and leaving them in the laptop case. The next person who borrows the laptop can deal with it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
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The problem there is that the next person to use the laptop then thinks that the tech he took the laptop from put the aforementioned undies INTO the laptop case... for various reasons.
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Kamog I would love to do that but I am expected to check each system when it comes back and before it goes out to make sure the needed software is on it.
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#21. When faced with a bazaar sexual situation at work that only involves you and one other person, denial is your only defense. It never happened. My suggestion to you would be to simply dispose of them for she will never ask for them back, and if you ever tried to bring up the topic with her, you will embarass her and yourself. It simply never happened. Denial is your best option. Although, Rule # 2 also applies. #02. Cover thy own ***. Document it, take a Digital picture before tossing them. Note your decision to toss them as being the best course of action as to avoid embarassing a fellow employ or causing possible undo work related sexual harrassment. This brings in rule #1. #01. ALWAY keep records! Good luck. [ February 07, 2004, 13:31: Message edited by: Atrocities ] |
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Gryphin, there is yet another possibility that I don't believe anyone has addressed here. Have you considered that maybe the garment in question does not belong to whom you think it does, and that it was placed where you found it as a joke on you?
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Thanks, it does seem that the consensus is going with throwing them out to avoid all kinds of issues. Cipher These are toooo expensive to play game with. Also the laptop was handed to me directly but yes, that would be quite the joke. hmm, I should be careful. |
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I figured out what I'm going to do.
I put the laptop and contents in a locked file draw in my cube. The next time she asks for a laptop I will give that to her and apologise for not having check it out. "Here is the same one you had Last time. I'm sorry I did not take a look at it. Just put it on a shelf and forgot it." |
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Gryphin, if this is a joke, I believe the poor girl is getting herself into too deep water. Waving lingerie at you is likely to unleash the elemental carnal maelstrom that is the Boston Sex Fiend.
I agree with you, give her the case back, apologise and say you havn't done anything with it since she returned it to her. You save face, and importantly, you give her an exit whereby she can save face. I had a similar situation Last year. I have a rather nice leather chair in my office I brought from home. After one of the Christmas parties, one of my colleagues reported that they had seen my trainee and one of the office girls hard at it, on my chair, legs akimbo and lots of squelching noises. I was told this next morning at a meeting, before I got into the office, and you can imagine that I really didnt feel like sitting down on that chair, it being probably sticky and with the young ladies bum imprints on it and all. I managed to get my secretary to get the cleaner to wipe it down, claiming I had split coffee on it. The problem then was that in their amourous encounter, said trainee and femme had broken the chair. I managed to get it mended, but didnt say anything to the trainee other than when he asked me how it was broken, I said, "I dunno, strange but I guess someone must have boffed a hippo on it". Said office girl is about 90kg, about 5' 3" in height and looks like Ram Man from Masters of the Universe |
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GT, she is safe. Non consensual is not acceptable to me.
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Um, thanks for the info. "unto each thier own" but I think GT leans toward the petite. |
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Gryphin, you are quite wrong. I likes my ladies to be leggy and tall, with lots of interesting curves and fun wobbley bits.
Petite is OK, but not Ram Man-esque proportions. Loser, I tend to go metric, but cannot remember what height is in centrimetres. Gryphin, I would not like to be that chair, with some fat bird's pimply hairy bum sitting on me getting stuffed by, well, let's stop there |
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The old researchist looks up from his cornor table and sees the old, senile, limping Feline slowly walking across the main floor towards the inner sanctum with what appears to be a very large, long legged, very large BaBa Loos, holding onto his arm like she was trying to hold him up, hmmmm, could the furry one have changed his clones, at least he could have had her shave her legs for pete's sake..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
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Just then Sam stirs at the bar and sits up. Looking over his shoulder, he spots Tigger with his date.
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Rojero watches as the scene turns ugly for growltigger...
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hey, where's GT, he's been gone and quiet for to long... Is he out carousing around checking out ba ba loos or chking out the desteriors of an unknown species??//
GT where are you ?????? has anyone reported a stray or strange looking furry feline in their neighborhood?? just some ideas Mac |
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Heidi Klum has had a bald headed english stalker
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Here Kitty Kitty, Here Kitty Kitty, HEY YOU OLD FELINE, WHERE ARE YOU........
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Taz watches, somewhat skeptically from behind the bar, as Mac places a saucer of milk and some Kitty Kibble on a nearby table.
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I don't think he can hear you. He seems to be totally immersed in his own world. Kinda sad really, but he looks happy http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
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Happy spring folks. Life has been too busy. I miss you guys. Really should all come to Boston this summer.
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LOL @ dancing Hobbes.
Did you say spring Gryphin? We still have a foot or so of snow on the ground here, and it went into the single digits Last night. I'm afraid that, in spite of the Calendar, spring is still 3-4 weeks away for us here in da U.P. But hey...it's supposed to get near 50 F (10 C) by the end of this week. That will make the snow melt. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Hidey Hoe there Gryphin, glad your up and around, Hey you havn't seen that scraggly old furry feline around have ya? He's been to quiet, not like him... probably lurking around here somewhere just waiting to use his hot poker on the unwary.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
here kitty kitty, here kitty, kitty as Mac spices up the plater of milk that Taz left with some good old fashion whiskey and an aphradiziac.. just what that old Kat needs, teach him to hide and lurk around http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif just some ideas Mac |
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GT is still missing .......
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GT is still missing .......
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It appears that the Tigga was lurking in the backround, glad you still around you old reprobate
Mac raise his brewski in salute to the missing furry feline, then goes back to eating his usual breakfast and reading his newest research papers on why the chicken failed to cross the road or the sex habits of the twilight twittering eastern urnifrom just some ideas Mac [ April 14, 2004, 02:36: Message edited by: mac5732 ] |
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Indeed i will raise a glass to our Cantina Patron and Supplier of all things Violent/*Word Blocked for PG Audience* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Hey mac, hows thing's been? I hope this place is still a haven of all things it once was. *grabs a table and hopes some the old regular pop back in* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif [ April 14, 2004, 10:07: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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To paraphrase the famous bard:
I have memory and awareness, but I have no shape or form, as a disembodied spirit, I am dead and yet unborn... I am still here, if in spirit rather than body, and planning so much cartoon violence on you all that I am afraid to even contemplate what I am up to. Be scared, be very very scared, be prepared to eat partially cooked chicken at Monty's Casa Vieje. It gave me the squits, it will do the same to you |
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Good to see you back GT. We'll be waiting... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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