Re: Turn 16
 

Water nations, there are water nations in this game? Are they even a threat? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

I'm wondering about Ulm showing up to my north, then Pan to my west, and I already knew about the squids to my east. Can't we all just get along??? Until I take over the world, that is! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/stupid.gif

Beware, my spider lovers are getting "antsy". Well, I mean, they are not trying to become ANTS or anything like that... uhm, er, well you know what I mean!!!

Re: Turn 16
 

Gah, these two duckies have me running back and forth like a, ehm, two-headed worm!
Never mind... Dagon last turn, Wyrm this one!
Maybe I can alternate them on the grill. Or maybe shishkebabs!

Re: Turn 16
 

unless you go and change the files or something i reckon my dagon will be alive and kicking before Jurris wyrm bites it.

Re: Turn 18
 

Turn 18 is out.

Deadline is Monday, June 5 at 9pm EST.

Pasha

Re: Turn 18
 

Argh, the pressure! It's too much for a peaceful and kind little Water Fowl.

But that Weighty Whore of the West begs for it. The continent is only so wide, you know, so you'll face your demons someday for sure. So maybe it would pay to watch your mouthing off, you oversized sack of excrement. In fact, Pasha Mama's derriere is so large, I think I can see it from the other side of the continent. Stop blocking the sun fatass!

Re: Turn 18
 

I can't believe the Celestial Quacker is making fun of my pretender because of her weight issues. That's low. Really low! Gee! Why don't you make fun of her funny sounding name, too?

Childish! Simply childish! And, when children misbehave, they get a spanking.

Mmmmm....

Give 'em a SPANKING, Ygorl!

Re: Turn 18
 

Oh, now suddenly the lardbutt is PC? Right after calling me and my hygienically challenged buddies such hateful things as 'water foul'? (Oh, I still hurt. Emotionally.) And, disparaging IMMIGRANTS like the legal aliens of R'lyeh certainly gives you the moral high ground, Mama!

Re: Turn 18
 

ive been thinknig and we are lucky pasha's mama's over there. If she was here she might drink all our water(althoguh she seems more of a hot chocolate person from over here).

Re: Turn 18
 

Well, I might make it to turn 20 still.

Somehow, I knew taking a Rainbow Pretender was so not a good idea, and I should have stuck with the tried-and-true SC. That, and my difficulties in taking indie provinces didn't help much.

Caelum sucks! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

Ugh! It shocks the conscience how R'lyeh and Atlantis so easily direct their Water Foul venom at Pasha Mama, when THEY STARTED IT! Disgusting. Foul! Terrible! Terrible! Terrible! Have you no sense of common decency?

(Too bad I don't speak French. This stuff sounds really good in French.)

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

hate to break it to you but Pasha Mama is so big that it dosnt matter where we direct our 'venom'. Its gona hit her anyway.

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

How can you say that? How? HOOOOOOOOWWWWW???? What are you... some teenage redcoat or something?

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

I honestly have to say I can't see this "big pasha mama" that you are all talking about. Granted, I have a mountain range separating me from the view to the north. So she can't be THAT big. Unless she's laying down alot, maybe she's full and ate too much?!?

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

no, pasha told me shes stomping enemies to lose weight. chances are she put her foot down too hard and got stuck.

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

Listen Weener-Clown!!

Pasha Mama don't like you dis'n her about her size. She's been working mighty hard to get the weight issue under control because she wants to slip into her tight hyrda-leather pants and high heeled winged shoes for the psycho party where she tears you to pieces and feeds you to her attack poodle, Sunshine. She'll be a flyin’, leather-pants wearin’, topless BIG Pasha Mama droppin’ hard onto yo’ head. BOOOM! BAMM! SMUSH!!! Trust me. You'll feel the GRAVITY of the moment.

You should know that our spy network stole one of your socks, and Sunshine’s been sniffing it. Yup. He knows your scent now. Sniff sniff! He keeps the sock under his little satin cushion. When he gets close and catches your scent, BOOM, he’ll bolt for your ankle... ZAMM!!!! K'POW!!!! His poisonous teeth will sink at least a whole 0.5 cm into your doomed flesh. Zowie! That will sting!

MMMPA, Babe! MMMPA!

Pasha

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

Please, refrain from conjuring disturbing images of fat, flying topless women landing on me.
PS: sorry if i cause offence mama, its only pasha i hate (lets make fun of pasha weight problem http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif)

on a side note, weeners dont wear socks http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

Oh no! Whose sock is that then? [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img]

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

Weeners don't wear socks? Not even rubber ones? That's dangerous!

Sorry to hear about Alneyan's misfortune. I would have so liked to take him out myself http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: R\'lyeh & Atlantis
 

no, my allmighty weener is a bit too large (and amphibious) to make use of any form of sock. it could be the sock that Jurris wyrm sleeps in (hmm, the 2 underwater pretenders=wyrm+weener)

Turn 19
 

Turn 19 is out.

Deadline is Monday, June 5 at 9:00 pm EST.

Pasha

Re: Turn 19
 

This is a momentus turn for it witnessed the return of the allmighty weener!

Re: Turn 20
 

Turn 20 is out.

Deadline is Monday, June 5 at 9:00 pm EST.

Ok... now that we're at turn 20, no player should feel an obligation to rush. Let's try to play a turn each day, but if anyone feels they need more time... just ask!

Pasha

Re: Turn 21
 

Turn 21 is out.

Deadline is Tuesday, June 6 at 9:00 pm EST.

Pasha

Re: Turn 21
 

sorry for the slow turns, my keyboard stopped working and my pretender has a password...

Re: Turn 22
 

Turn 22 is out.

Deadline is Wednesday, June 7 at 9:00 Boston Time.

Pasha

Re: Turn 23
 

Turn 23 is out.

Deadline is Thursday, June 8 at 9pm Boston Time.

Pasha

Re: Turn 23
 

*slaps dagon* thats what you get for trying to trample a 100 health 24 def enemy

Re: Turn 23
 

Haha, I saw that battle. Nice work Ygorl you killed a weeny.


24 defense and like 34 attack is nasty. DOWN WITH THE WATER FOUL!

Pike

Re: Turn 23
 

Your lucky i dont know where you live pike!

Yup.
 

Hey, good for me!
I'll have to look at the turn, I suppose... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif
Now, on to the Wyrm... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif

Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Please, have mercy on the poor Wyrm, kind sir! He never meant any harm, not really. Circumstances are what made him do it!

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Nurture rather than nature, eh? Or was it your scaly cold-blooded brain-sucking nature that compelled you to react to circumstances as you did?

Oooh, now my head hurts.

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Just waiting on Ulm and Machaka! Then I could host again! Yay!

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Looks like little Daggie-waggie got himself a case of the I-can't-sees before his hired archers filled him full of arrows... And squirmy-wyrmie has retreated to a place unknown to me! Come on, show yourself, wyrmie!

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Daggie Waggie? I presume you don't mean me! I gave up those archers a few turns ago!

I always knew that Jurri was a fraidy-kat!

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

I just want to say how much I admire both the quantity and quality of trash-talk this game has generated. I think every game ought to have the word "crazy" in its name to engender such enthusiasm.

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

What else would I call a twice-slain eyeless weakened lamed chestwounded Dagon *but* Daggie-waggie? I figure Atlantis is pretty much hopelessly doomed to irrelevance at this point; now it's time to cripple R'lyeh!

And yeah, the trash talk is fun. A welcome change from the pomp of the Council of Wyrms... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Whew! I thought you were making fun of my name!

Turn 24
 

Holy Shuleetabuffay! 2 turns in one day! We ARE crazy!

Turn 24 is out.

Deadline is Thursday at 9:00 pm Boston time.

Pasha

Re: Turn 24 - resent
 

Ooops! I was such an eager beaver. I sent out the turns without hosting first. Ugh! Turn resent!

Re: Turn 24 - resent
 

I havnt got turn 24 yet Pasha.

Pike

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

well since all you've done is killed my dagon (who was only planned for expansion) and a bunch of mercs i dont see myself as crippled.

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Ygorl, if you're too blind to see the wyrm that's been right under your nose, well, what can I say? Maybe you still live in denial over what happened to your pretty little empire. I suggest you grow up, face reality, bite the bullet and die.

And for the douche-turd Pasha, you should note that we are neighbors now. So, I suggest you start talking about discretion rather than fear, unless you want a trip to the same delusion Ygorl's living in: that of glory lost.

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

My my my http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif Pasha has gotten under the tentacled ones skin.

I must say that Douche-turd is one I havn't heard before, douche bag, yes. Oh and smack the Pasha big mouth, slap him ina mouth!

As for Pasha's Mama? Shes so fat the only thing attracted to her is Gravity! Kah boom ching.

Pike

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

I enjoy the trash talk in this game as well.

And I thought Ulm was dead/dying/gasping it's last breath? Boy, following this thread, you can't really tell for sure now. So maybe Atlantis really is on deth's door (that's Jack Deth to you squids). http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Turn 25 is out.

Deadline is Friday at 9:00 pm Boston Time.

Pasha

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

I'll be gone from Friday evening through Sunday night. Any chance of getting a delay for this period? I know it hurts... I wouldn't break down and cry if you folks wanted to keep pushing on without me, either; I don't think this is going to be the game where dual-bless Iron Faith Ulm reveals itself to be the sleeper powerhouse of mid- and late-game play. Only reason I want to keep going is so that I can have fun being a thorn in the sides of our watery friends.

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

That's fine by me.

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

push on! that way his moloch will be a stationary target (i agree i dont expect you to do well lategame, only your moloch/indies have any real magical capabilities)

Re: Of Molochs and Wyrms
 

Hi Ygorl:

No problem with the requested delay! I will make sure that the next hosting after you take off will wait until you return!

Pasha Mama does not want you to disappear and leave an open target for the Water Foul!!!!!

Pasha