Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

My brain is stuffed with cotton balls,
Gnomes are banging on my head,
My sinuses would be dripping down my face,
If it weren't for this wonderfull tissue.

This bit of free verse brought to you by Narf's brain.

I'll try to be on time tomorrow. I'll even try to contribute. However, I'm a lot less coherent than I sound, rather than the other way around.

Huh. That rhymed.

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I'll be there although I do need to disappear from about 1200-1700 PST. Should be enough time to get the gating business sorted, anyways.

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Server Online.

Today's Random: Bah, not today.

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Jack, you back yet?

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Just now. Server back online.

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I must have missed a memo somewhere...

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Server closed.

Leet loot obtained, as a mission loan - if the owners survive, they'll want them back.

+5 ring of Deflection to Kaylin, +4 to Eldon, +3 to Elorin.
Monk's Blets for everyone who wants one and doesn't already have one.
+6 Peripat of Wisdom to Kibin.

One wrestling match, that Kibin lost.

No combat.

1 RP vote to Eldon; 1,000 bonus XP to Eldon.

And .... 1,000 bonus XP to each player present at some point - Kaylin, Kibin, Elorin, Eldon, Jason.

Net gains:
Eldon: 2,000
Kaylin: 1,000
Kibin: 1,000
Elorin: 1,000
Jason: 1,000

Logs attached.

Best roleplayer?

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*plots for a way for the owners of the items to die in some way...*

Oh wait, that would be evil, not good...

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Can Eldon take his 18th level in 'Mech Pilot'? Can the thing be repaired? 'Repair object' spells?

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Hehe. I think this is the very first time someone has been this close on driving a giant mech in D&D.

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No new class for this, sorry; however, he can take the skill as a cross-class skill, and the appropriet skill focus feat; it's skill based, not class based.

There are ways that will work to get it fixed. There are ways that won't work. Your character will have to sort out how in session, sorry.

Oh, and Null - Guess again (not my source, however - homebrew mech)

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Huh - there's a class in the SRD that it could be a class skill for.....

Hmm.... as it's Eldon's 18th level, he could meet all the pre-requisites for never needing to make a roll again to do what he wants it to this level....

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Which class? Exempler?

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That would be Complete Adventurer, not SRD; don't have it available.

Definately not a class anyone would take under normal circumstances.

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Are you referring to the NPC Expert class, which gives any arbitrary combination of ten class skills?

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I will only be able to join in for a few hours tomorrow - grandfather's 81st birthday.

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Wasn't it thursday?

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Timezone differences

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Er, no, I just mistook this thread for the other thread.

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Well, server online.

Random: Nah, not today.

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Server closed.

Two CR 18 mechs taken down, along with four gnomish guards. One ruler chatted with, one building go boom. Everyone learned something very valuable about that strange nexus. The hard way.

Let's see... Everyone at 18th, except Kaylin at 17th?

2160 XP each for Elorin, Eldon, Jason, and Kibin; 3060 xp for Kaylin.

No roleplay votes? Oh well.

For plot and lessons learned, oh, an extra 1500 xp each.

Net gains:
Kaylin: 4560 xp
Elorin: 3660 xp
Eldon: 3660 xp
Kibin: 3660 xp
Jason: 3660 xp

Log hopefully attached.

Best roleplayer?

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And this is why we should NEVER tell anyone evil about this place. Never, ever, in a million years. Especially outsiders.

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Roleplay vote: Kibin...It takes guts to do something that tactically disadvatagious.

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Wait... what did I do now? O.o

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I think he's refering to the fact that you charged the mooks before you found out they were mooks.......

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No, he got to see their +7 attack bonus before his turn came up.

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Oh, that. Mostly I was thinking, "Gnomes without their powerarmor, which die if I so much as just sneeze at them..."

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Well, no. I was refering to your habit of dropping sensitive information in front of prisoners we're trying to interogate.

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I'm surprised Eldon hasn't had more of a talk with Kibin about that, considering his background.

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Oh, that. I think out loud. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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There's very little that Eldon could do...

...Er, that wouldn't violate his oaths...

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Tsk tsk. Thinking out loud is bad when we're trying to glean information.

And, uhm, what oaths? All I was suggesting was knocking Kibin on the head a few times next time he does it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Hmm...I'm not sure if that would come under attacking allies... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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Heh. I don't think Kaylin could touch me, what with all the magicky items I have on.

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Do you have a way to escape a no-bar Forcecage and, oh, a Mage's Sword? Or a casting of Feeblemind? (Do remember, you current can cast Arcane spells, due to a ring you wear.....)

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Feeblemind is easy, I get two willsaves after all... About the forcecage... not so much.

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Mothers' day tomorrow - I doubt I'll be available much.

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Jack Simth, where are you?

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Online, now. Sorry, breakfast went a little long. Doesn't look like we could have started on time, with the number I logged in on, so.....

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Where is everyone???

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And server closed.

20 CR 10 Dwarven Fighters calmed down, primarily by the absent Eldon. 0 Xp for anyone at ECL 18+; 2,125 for anyone at ECL 17 (Kaylin only, pretty much).

Otherwise, no combat xp.

1 roleplay vote to Kibin; 1000 bonus xp

And a thousand plot XP to everyone who's players showed up.

Net Gains:
Kaylin: 3,125 (player + battle)
Kibin: 2,000 (player + vote only)
Elorin: 1,000 (player only)
Jason: 1,000 (player only)
Eldon: 0 (didn't show up, no battle xp)

Log hopefully attached.

Roleplay votes?

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*ahem*

Woohoo! 19th level!

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Hmm... got a lot of XP floating around... should think about getting me some Permanent spells.

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Server online.

Church has started construction, so other aspects of life have been placing demands on my time, and I need to cut back on the D&D portion of my scheduale; how does every other week (this week on, next week off) work out for everyone else?

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That works for me.

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Noooooooo. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Fine with me.

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I'm ok with that.

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Can our next adventure be short and straightforward, please?

Just a suggestion.

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It's a little disappointing to have to wait two weeks to see the result of our interrupted negotiations, but oh well. Works for me.

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Server closed.

Well, I'm a bit of a storyteller, myself..... but yeah, I still need the fourth in the set to be really upset with you.... oh, wait, complications.... to be avoided in simple straightforward adventures .... hmmm... simple quests tend to be short, though, and you have this slight habit of missing the session I set them up in .... could set up a dungeon crawl... ah, the next thread I've already set in place, yes.....

Let's see... one battle, three Druid-15's that you ran away from; half XP. Let's see... Kaylin at 17th, 956 xp; Eldon and Elorin at 18th, 675 xp each; Kibin at 19th, 534 xp.

Plot.... talked your way into an audience, worked halfway through it, got a decent peace proposal and rather good arguments.... oh, 2,000 xp each.

No RP votes? Oh well.

Totals:
Kaylin: 2956
Elorin: 2675
Eldon: 2675
Kibin: 2534
Jason: 2000

Log attached.

Who roleplayed best this session, and can I get everyone's wealth totals sometime before the next session? I've been handing out a lot of XP without matching GP....