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Timstone, so are you a Demon, Evil Spirit, Demonic Spirit, Evil Demonic Spirit or just a so so Spirit? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
The reason I ask, is I would like to know if I need to run! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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Spirits? Thanks. I'll have a brandy. Oh hell, make it a triple, it's Christmas...
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With a cloud of smoke Timstone appears in the Cantina. He turns his head towards Rags and Mlmbd, smiles and hovers to the bar. Stiffed in fear of the Devilish demon that appeared in the middle of the establishment, Rags and Mlmbd continue to stare at the Horned One.
"One Hellraiser BloodyMary and some brewski's for Rags and Mlmbd." says Timstone. When Timstone receives his drinks he floats to the table of Rags and Mlmbd. Rags and Mlmbd are still frozen in fear. Timstone offers them the drinks and takes a sip from his Hellraiser BloodyMary. Content with the fear instilled upon his friends Timstone disappears within the same cloud of smoke and is vanished. |
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puke produces an unbrella and opens it over his head, just before the smoke detectors set off the cantina fire suppression system, and sprinklers begin to rain down on everyone.
Happily dry, puke sipps his beverage as he watches everyone else become drenched, and their drinks watered down. -you think they're nice at first, but those demons are really pricks. |
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Heh
*wanders outside and gets changed in the portaloo, hoping barry won't cock his leg while he's in there.* Ok, i'll order a new drink now as it's christmas. Taz, order me your finest festive over priced christmas special drink on the house [ December 24, 2002, 19:28: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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OH YEAH! Bet Timstone thought I was afraid! Just trying to decide if I needed to go to bathroom or laugh, worse. Wanted to laugh. But I really need to go the bathroom! Laughing might have hastened that! So, I just stood there, laughing and crying, on the inside. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Now, please excuse me! *mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif * wanders into the Lavatory mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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Hey, I think I know how they appear and disappear using smoke. I saw this trick once in a ninja movie. He quietly crawls along the beams on the ceiling and drops a little smoke bomb to produce the smoke, and then he jumps down, so that he's there when the smoke clears. To disappear, he just drops another one and hides somewhere.
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In light of this new information Rags begins his search of Timstone. He looks around the room and see no where could Timstone hide. So Rags looks under the table him and mlmbd were at and he sees Timstone waiting for Rags and mlmbd to leave the Cantina.
"Timstone!" begins Rags, "You made me wet my pants for nothing! You little...." Rags then begins to hit Timstone with a dead fish he saw laying on the floor. |
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Hahaha... F**k, I was discovered. Damn mini smokebombs! LOL!!!
Have some brewski's on my tab guys! Edited for typos [ December 25, 2002, 09:35: Message edited by: Timstone ] |
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Kamog, I saw that movie too!
rags, HIT him again, HIT him again, Harder harder!! Timstone; Thanks for the brewski! Oh, BTW, I know a great pyrotechnist! If you want his name and address! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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Rags puts the dead fish in his new automated fish slapping device. He puts it on high and full speed. The machine goes crazy and just begins to beat Timstone to death. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Pff... slap me to death, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can go too far you know. Get lost with those fishes! I already gave you a drink on my tab, you vulture. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
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Heh, can u really slap a dead demon to death???
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Edit: Have fun on your trip Timstone! [ December 26, 2002, 20:58: Message edited by: Ragnarok ] |
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Hahaha... I love the Cantina and it's patrons! Have another brewski on my tab (RD and Rags)!
On saturday I'll go to a massive Goth party in the outskirts of Paris. Yes, I'm a goth too. In the not so recent discussion about it I witheld myself from comment. I know myself, I would say things I'll regret later on. Anyway, till next time amigos! Bye! |
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Rags grabs his second brewski from Timstone and drinks it down. Ahh that was good! I will have another... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
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*Wanders in after parking his brand new Darkshines class battlecruiser in the space reserved for GT, Buys mlmbd a brewski as timstone left him out, sits down, adds a bit to his fanfifc, and ponders his question, can you really slap a dead demon to death?*
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I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that a dead demon can't be killed; it can only be banished.
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Walks into the scene unoticed. Grabs a space brew for him and da crew. Sits at a table and watches the crowd....
Hmmm...interesting people around dis joint! ...speaking of said plant...(whips out his pipe) ...curses...no luck ...no high...just all low.. (insert weeping here! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif ) |
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I miss Tigga. When's he coming back? Anyone know?
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My Illustrious Geo, Mr GT, the Furry Feline and rapscallion, stated he would be gone for several weeks and in addition with his new job he didn't know if he would be able to indulge himself as much in regards to the furtherance of the subliminal knowledge of those of us here in the cantina. The Gryphin as well has been most indisposed in regards to creating a demonic mod of his own creation which has taken up some of his time. (PS, Old Gryphin, still waiting for that game http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif )
Therefore, Since Rags and RD have put forth that the drinks were on Timstone's tab, I must force myself to indulge in the furtherence of tasting a number of good brewskis's within this fine establishment. Oh, and Tesco, have no fear, I shall not eliberate myself to the point of revealing to anyone where the "Device" is secretly located. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif just some ideas mac |
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Hey, what's going on? Why do most of the people here have missing avatars and it says "unregistered" under their names? Strangely, it's only in this Cantina thread...
Edit: Never mind, it's OK now. [ December 28, 2002, 04:09: Message edited by: Kamog ] |
Re: Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong\'s Head Cantina - After Hours
It's late, on a Friday night, and the dark stranger slowly drinks in the scene about him; smoke wafts through the cantina, an obscuring mist roiling lazily about the scattered patrons as they busy themselves in their drinks and their contemplations, eager to forget the travails of the long week. His thirst momentarily sated, the stranger leans back in his chair and casts a single eye toward the waitress; she knows her job well, and in a moment brings a fresh drink to the table. She doesn't catch his eye, directly, but the stack of crumpled bills on the edge of the table is thanks enough. In a moment he is again alone, content to monitor his surroundings with his deceptively thorough gaze. He says little, and misses less.
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*Raging Deadstar and Ragnarok smile at these new additions to the cantina, they know what they must do...
"Hi Darkhorse, i believe you are new round here, this card will sort out everything you need to know about the cantina!" Darkhorse gladly accepts that card an reads it aloud... "Onions?" *RUMBLE* The roof opens and darkhorse is burried under a few tons of the O-Word veg. Ragnarok is busy sneaking up on Rojero, pulls out his Custard to Air to Ground missile and opens fire, an almighty splat covers the far side of the cantina. The two newcomers lift there heads respectively out of the O-Word and custard and are even more respectively given 2 pints off Raging Deadstars tab. "Welcome to the cantina http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif " Darkhorse and Rojero both look at each other perplexed and drink their gifts, maybe plotting their revenge* Ahhh how i love cartoon violence |
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Smoke still rolling out of Rags Custard to Air to Ground missile, Rags pulls it to an upright position and blows the smoke away.
"Never leave home without it!" says Rags as he walks over to the bar and gulps down his drink. "Yes, as RD mentioned Welcome to the Cantina folks. You will have good times here, if you don't.... Then there is always more Custard in this baby." he says as he pats his Custard to Air to Ground missile. RD: I agree, Cartoon violence is awesome! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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A twitchy little man walks in, orders a double strength expresso with a Red Bull chaser. And keeps his missile launcher handy.
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Seņor Temido mucho issued the commands.
The Llama's moved quickly thru out the cantina. Opened the stored tomato cases and loaded their Tomato launchers. Prepaired to die they stood waiting for the command. "Senor Mac. Parada Del Tiempo of hilo de rosca will occur very soon. Perhaps you could activate the device at this time? El Gryphin fetch the gato calvo for his time has come to leave a Lasting remark." |
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Hi everyone, looks like we're all getting ready for a big battle! Who are we fighting? I'm ready, I brought some hard fruitcake and leftovers from Christmas dinner to throw. So, when do we expect our enemies to show up?
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[Quikngruvn dons his elven chain mail, just in case, and snags a beer off of the nearest available open tab....] Quikngruvn |
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Hello all.
*looks around with llamas and missile torpedoes* What's all this...? |
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Raging Deadstar wonders how he ended up in this situation. Sandwiched between two llamas at the bar they buy him another brewski and begin telling stories of pastures old in argentina. Feeling slightly nervous about the fact that these llamas are carrying rocket launchers Raging Deadstar makes his excuses and heads to his ship, returning with a sieve on his head, some body armour, his favourite quantum torpedo launcher and his trusty baguette which is about 2 months old. Feeling ready to get to the bottom of this situation he walks over to Macs table
All is silent, the llamas and Rags stop singing together. Mac gazes up from the newly set chess set he was contemplating and gazes up, the atmosphere is tense, Raging Deadstar loses the nessercary staring contest and blinks. He sits down slowly and moves his pawn two spaces forward, Mac accepts this challenge and moves his pawn too. After many exchanges in which Raging Deadstar is losing badly he decides to ask the question he came to ask. As he was about to he realises whats going to happen The end of the cantina is nigh http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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a dead calm falls over the scene. patrons eye each other with fear and malice, llama henchmen and aquatic minions (Dogscoff is here for this, isnt he?) cast watchfull glares at each other, over the sights of their heavy weapons.
a faint drumming is heard in the distance, which grows louder as Puke holds high the mucky plunger of the slain sewer-god. Chanting becomes audible as an army of Loo-Worshipers peer from out of the crack of the water closet door. Seeing the one that wields the scepter of command, they fall silent and await the comming battle. as the drumming dies off, and the gibbering of the Loo-Worshipers drops to sub-audible levels, scores of line-dancing high-kicking GHB-miniturized FBWs from the Last clone war come streaming out of a small door at the end of the bar. As they dance across the bar, they each fill and carry a shotglass to their master and creator. With the Loo-Worshipers behind him, and a phalanx of cloned GHB-miniturized line-dancing FBWs in front of him, Puke continues to hold high the Plunger of command as he slams back the first of the long line of shots prepared infront of him. as he pounds the empty shotglass upside-down on the table, the cantina is once again silent. edit: 1985, 15 to go [ December 29, 2002, 23:07: Message edited by: Puke ] |
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Quikngruvn re-analyzes the situation, and quickly realizes elven chain won't be enough for the impending onslaught, even if it is +4 (+3 vs. sewer attacks). He reaches into his pocket and produces what looks like a small black cloth. He lays the cloth onto a table and sticks his arm into the cloth, and pulls out his +2 Helm of Vegetable Empathy. After donning the helm, he then produces from the cloth a Ring of Ultra-Regeneration, a +5 Shield (+10 vs. Cartoon Violence), and a +4 Mace of Disruption. Now suitably prepared, he returns the cloth to his pocket and orders a very stiff drink from the bartender.
[Edited by the Grammar Patrol.] Quikngruvn [ December 30, 2002, 02:10: Message edited by: Quikngruvn ] |
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Hi everyone, I'm back!
I had a GREAT trip in Paris! The women are just soooo damn nice. Mlmbd: Damn I forgot Mlmbd! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif I'm truly sorry about forgetting you. My humblest apologies. Here, have a brewski. |
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Timstone, Hi, yourself.
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Wow, sounds like Paris is a great place to go on vacation! Maybe next year (hmm, only a couple of days away...) But I guess I'll have to learn to speak French first... where else are there nice women?
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Welcome back timstone, buy a drink on my tab, the cantina is coming to it's end, i just wonder what Growltiggas got up his sleeve for the new establishment http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif
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We shall soon find out my friends. Only 8 more Posts to go until we say goodbye to our current Cantina. Everyone can have a drink on my tab.
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Wow, 8 Posts left?! Well 7 after this one.
Paris is great for a few days, it's a bit expensive. And the women tend to watch for the trendy guys. If you (like me) are a bit out of sinc with th current trend, you are likely to end up in the gutter. Fortunately me Polish gf was with me so I had no trouble with women (or their bf's). Another VERY good city to check out beautiful women is Prague. It beats Paris and Amsterdam with ease. Well that's my opinion. I hope GT returns with a grand entry. I can't wait to read about the new cantina. Hope to see ya all there! In case I forget: Happy new year and all the best for 2003!! |
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Don't know if it is true:
Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday." As July 22 approached, his excitement increased. When he went to bed on July 21, he happily repeated, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday." The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed the international date line -- and it was July 23. |
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As Mac is playing RD in chess, he glances around nervously around the cantina, he keeps looking at his watch, oh me oh my, My Good RD, I must excuse myself for a few minutes.... with that Mac gets up from his table and walks over to the far wall, where he fumbles around and an secret door opens, Mac walks thru...., Several minutes later he comes back out, fumbles around again, the door disappears. He walks back to his table, shaking uncontrolably and with moisture filling his eyes, he sits down, moves his Knight to q3, and whispers to RD, The "Device" has been engaged, the countdown has begun..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif He then orders a double brewski on Rags's tab sits back and tries to enjoy his chess game with RD
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...Fade in, to Taz behind the bar polishing, for what seems like the millionth time, an imaginary spot on its gleaming surface.
"Gonna miss this old place". Taz says with what suspiciously looks like a tear in the corner of his eye. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif The tension seems to be getting thick enough to cut with a knife. How will it all end? What will finally finish this fine Cantina? Will GT & Company create another? And most importantly of all: WHO WILL GET THE 2000th POST? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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quickly hurries in to pay his respect with a really loud minute:
"AeioiUUUUIIIOOOOUUUUOOOOEEEIII, puh, AIIiieeeEEEEOOOOooouUUUUUuuuuuIIIiiiIIIIoooOOOOooo UUUUuuuUUUUU" -Ooops, sorry , didn't read ahead to realise I should remain silent, *Ashamed* JUST SO NO ONE ELSE DOES THE SAME, READ A FEW POSTS DOWN BEFORE POSTING!! (If an op will delete this post feel free to do so!) [ December 31, 2002, 11:31: Message edited by: Ruatha ] |
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