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Thtas irnesttineg!

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There was a boy and a girl in a doctors waiting room.
The girl starts crying.
"whats wrong?" asks the boy
"Im having a blood test so their cutting my finger" replies the girl.
At this the boy starts crying.
"whats the matter?" asked the girl.
"im having a urine test" replies the boy.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I like that punch line! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Did Intel Forums exist 10 years ago? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Who is to say he didn't get shipwreaked yesterday and this is telling what happens in 10 years? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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BBegemott, go to the 'spelling is out' thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Good luck!!

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A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for him. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hopefully, she was the one who did the stock investing. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif If not, that's OK too. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">He didn't exactly need the money - he had $15,000 readily available to spend on the test, so it is decidedly unlikely he's usually strapped for cash. He found all three results equally pleasing, and had to find something for a tiebreaker. Makes perfect sense. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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speaking as one who stopped watching baywatch because i couldn't find any brains...

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Two geeks walk into a bar and sit down...
One geek says to the other, "You know, I had the strangest dream Last night. I dreamed that Windows XP had a secret lockout feature that keeps anyone who uses it from sleeping with more than 32 women!"
The other geek turns to him ans says, "That's completely ridiculous - everyone knows that the mere act of touching a computer prevents you from sleeping with more than 0 women!"

(yes, this joke is inspired by an actual dream I had Last night! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif )