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Tesco,

A lot of Americans assume I am a Communist. After all, Canada is a socialist country and that is the same thing as Communism, isn’t it? Perhaps our fluffy little Tigga has been influenced a bit by our American neighbors and sees anything left of the British Conservative Party as raging, godless communism.

I was thinking that we should make the Tigga/Gryhin duel more interesting. If Tigga wins, the furry worm must be shaved and a picture posted. If Gryhin wins, Tigga must paint a giant “G” on his head and then go to work and have pictures posted. If we were to apply it more broadly, Tesco could be forced to wear troUsers and Mac would have to buy new undies (no pictures need to be posted; we will trust your word). Naturally, there is no need to set a forfeit for me, as we all know that the Fluffy Bunnie Species shall rule the galaxy.

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Hmmm... does anyone know whee the end of the queue is for those people waiting to give Saxon the damn good kicking he so rightly deserves?

Just outside Ulan Bator? all the way from Nairobi? cripes, I didn't realise he was THAT unpopular

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Perhaps our fluffy little Tigga has been influenced a bit by our American neighbors

What a horrible thing to say... that really isn't called for

anything left of the British Conservative Party as raging, godless communism.

Hmm.. this shows the ex-colonials' complete lack of understanding of British politics (at least ours is not based on spin, PR hype and bribery).. anything left of the Tories is hardly communism, our labour party is left of the Tories but still more central than say the Liberal Democrats who are generally more left than labour. What our Labour party is not is truly socialist - communism would just not work in England (and doesn't work in Canada either)

Tigga must paint a giant “G” on his head and then go to work and have pictures posted.

and are you going to pay my bills for me when I am out of a job? when I lose, I will simply say, I was beaten' and look forward to the next game

Tesco could be forced to wear troUsers

err.... I thought he was, he is not sitting there posting on the forum naked is he? how do you know anyhow? are you and Tesco an item?

Mac would have to buy new undies (no pictures need to be posted; we will trust your word)

I second this - Mac should get himself some airtex Y-fronts with the reinforced gusset and guaranteed non-stain gortex lining - I will also take his word on this

there is no need to set a forfeit for me

how about a complete abstention from sex.... oh, you already are http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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ahem, as for penalties..... how about the following, also please be advised there really is no actual Communist Country in the world according to the actual make up of what a Communist Country should be. By definition, I don't believve there is one, therefore, the word Communist is used but does not incorporate what a true Communist state should be, otherwise there would be numerous happy people in this world. A true Communist state is Utopia, believe me, no such country exists anywhere on this planet..

Saxon if he loses "Must Kiss a GNU" and send us a copy of the photo of its conception

Growltigga if he loses must grow a mustach for 2 months and send photo or signed document signed by at least 3 neutral parties attesting to the fact that he is actually growing and wearing one

Gryphin if he loses must shave his wooly bear of 2 months, photo to be put on his websight

Tesco - a photo of him "Moose Kissing"

Mephisto photo riding a Donkey while eating carrots, photo to be sent

Mac ahem, well I must agree that a photo of one in his birthday suit while strutting around in his gungies would not be appropoe and would most likely be censored not only by this forum but the internet community at large, Therefore, If I lose, I shall endeavor to sit at a cafe, indulging in some brewskis while compiling a thesis on CTW and TGP http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

be careful, be very very careful
look to the sky
its "THEM"

just some ideas mac

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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by mac5732:
Growltigga if he loses must grow a mustach for 2 months and send photo or signed document signed by at least 3 neutral parties attesting to the fact that he is actually growing and wearing one<hr></blockquote>

hmmm... Mac, I cannot agree to this. You are not really asking anyone else to do anything that they dont already do

I refuse under any circumstances to grow a moustache as I would look a prat and in bad light, may also resemble the leather man out of YMCA

PS I would like Mephisto if he loses to join a Scorpions tribute band - LOL

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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Growltigga:
...I refuse under any circumstances to grow a moustache as I would look a prat and in bad light... <hr></blockquote>

AND from another thread:

hrummphhh... Wardad, how do you know my name is not really Loretta?

God, all men are b@@@@@@...

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gothcha

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A Moose in Canada. Thats like a tiger in Africa.


Tunderbay is 18 hours away from me. So no moose around here. They used to have a few at the Zoo but McDonalds moved in http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/blush.gif

How about a Beaver http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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"You are not really asking anyone else to do anything that they dont already do"

I have not shaved my "wolly bear" in over 10 years. It takes offers I can't mention here to get me to even trim it.
GT: be a man, quit your whining.

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Saxon et al,
I hearby post this idea:
Since I expect
Mephisto to win
Saxon to be second
If at the end of 1 year of play my score is higher than that of GrowlTigga, He will not shave is upper lip for 1 month.
If at the end of one year of play my score is less than that of GrowlTigga I will shave my upper lip for 2 months.
&lt; Edit &gt;
Oh, the looser in either case buys mac a set of shorts, must scan the reciepts and shipping lables and post them on the web. &lt; /Edit &gt;

[ 26 April 2002: Message edited by: Gryphin ]</p>

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GrowlTigga, as for the kicking Saxon deserves, I think you are the only one in line. Must be lonely.