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Boo Pythium! Boo!
Bad, Evil, Sordid, Smutty, Stinky, Gross, Overweight, Ugly, Oogly-Eyed, Illegitimate, Smarmy, Skanky Pythium. Boo! |
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...and remember that Man still controls Utgard, has the Chalice + Tartarians behind the walls... |
Turn 63
Turn 63 is out.
Deadline is TUESDAY. Sorry for not getting the turn out sooner. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif Pasha |
JNN Reports
Jomonese spies inside the walls of Utgard report that Pythium attempted to storm the fortress this past turn. Had he succeeded we'd be congratulating him now on the win, but luckily he was repelled for the time being by Man's graveyard of Tartarians.
However, Jomonese Intelligence Agency reports his massive, scary army has now moved onto Utgard itself and will likely repeat the storm attempt this coming turn. We call upon all sorcerers to draw down whatever powers they can muster to save Utgard! |
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Foolish though they may be for bringing the land of Epotara to this pass, surely Pythium does not intend to claim victory through such underhandedness! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif |
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Will the stream of anti-Pythium propaganda ever end? Or people's willingness to buy into it ever waver? What will be the next in this finest of entertainment series? That I am in possession of every single one of the elemental royalty and have 5000 of each gem type?
Remember that you are being fed these "news reports" by my greatest enemy... |
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If there is indeed trechery afoot, the Pans will have found a new target for their desire for blood. If not, then ...meh... Men will do nicely.
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The Lord of Pangaea has yet to read the scout reports on the latest developments. Too much revelry, bodypainting, assorted nudity and merriment. We will comment with more certainty after work.
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Pythium is as slippery as the swamp snakes he employs (and we in Jomon say that with the utmost of respect for his wily veteran ways). http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif
Read closely Epotarans and see if you can find a denial amidst his worm tongue remarks. Even though Oponn might be lying scalpless, fertilizaing a Pangean vine ogre nursery, we in Jomon seek to fight on. Rise up we say, cast away thy veils of blindness and smite down the serpent devil while there is still time!!! [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Dagger.gif[/img] [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon42.gif[/img] And why don't we just ask the elusive Lord of Man who once was the most prosperous and advanced of all of our nations? OT: Great song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7loLxor-Hsg |
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