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Welcome back GT!!! May you one day take the lead of this dreadfull place once more. It's such a mess right now. There are even people who make sneak films from a private bedparty, the nerve!
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Yes, this is me, Ruler of the Universe, Master of Eternity, Lord of the Desert, Pasha of Camels, Doyenne of the Royal Bedchamber and the largest anthropomorphic personification of a cool bar-tending cantina owning feline of the genus felinus tigris that ever graced the galactic ether...
I is back, I is bad, I is slightly sunburned and I is even more broke, I is also at a new company so dont have my details at the work PC, Geo, could you email me my password so I can log in from there? only my home PC recognises me!!! What comes before the name Mrs GT, why, darling, sweetheart, my little pumkiny-wumpkiny, floosam, blossom, my little snugglecat or any such endearments, phew, she is gone, right, what comes before the Mrs GT's name is Godzilla, hound of satan, devourer of camels and slayer of all living things.. really, it is very hard to enjoy the grace and beauty of the sahara when you are constantly apologising to some poor berber that your wife has savaged his goat herd.... Stephen Spielberg doesnt seem to have this problem Home movies of cantina members, ahem strutting their stuff is fine with me.... unless it the one of Mac at that nudist camp showing us he can touch his toes... I havn't been in the channel tunnel since I saw that one!!! Good to be back all |
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I have never seen anyone on this forum, aside from the GT, use the phrase 'happy sacks.' Its really him.
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Yay. Mac, set the device on 30-second delay. We won't need this one anymore.
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Doh! Double Post.
Might as well use this one to say Good to see you back GT. [ January 06, 2003, 21:26: Message edited by: TerranC ] |
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Growltigga, I don't know you, but the fact that you seem so popular even after an absence of a few months is a true tribute of respect. You are no doubt a great leader and man of honor, I salute you.
I only have three kinds of drinks in my wetbar, Jack Daniels, Ameretto di Sarono and fine Wine. So if any one of these suits your fancy, the drinks are on me! Cheers! |
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Didn't take long for RD to get that on posted. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif -- On another note. Welcome back GT. It is good to see you once more. The Cantina hasn't been the same without you. I look forward to the great battles that will surely take place now that you are back. |
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Welcome back, things havn't been the same. Ragnaroks been getting out of line and needs a good chasing, the mongooses are getting hungry (possible soloution for rags! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )Geoschmos returned from his romp with the lucy lui ninja lookalike looking for you and a lot of us have been playing golf with the loo worshipping pixies with flaming baguettes (what i like the sport http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif ) |
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Yep, and i'm one of those that can jump through supposed tunnel entrances.
*Raging Deadstar paints a hole and dives through, only to come flying back out* Hmm note to self, never make a tunnel etrance to someone elses bedroom, especially "preoccupied" bedrooms http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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RD GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BEDROOM!!
Damn Englishman! No respect of someone's privacy! |
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Oh Ho there GT, You Furry Finski Feline, Good to have you back, other then the normal everyday cartoon violence and the new members inquiring into the Gryphin Position and Circle the Wagons, A device that is ticking which may defibulate the cantina to a new location and a new Cantina Name Thread (in case some unknown destructive mayhem devours the current one) and more.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Hope you had a good time, PS I didn't know Tiggas got sunburn with all that fur http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif just some ideas Mac |
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A large, green bug enters the cantina and looks around, looking for a place to sit and drink and bug http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif .
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Rags grabs his bug swatter as a huge bug is flying around the room bugging everyone.
*SPLAT!* That'll teach those pesky bugs to come in here again. Rags proceeds to set up his automatic bug swatter at the entrance of the Cantain. No more maunal labor for this Rag. |
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THe big, green bug stands still for a few minutes, trying to realize why would seeminlg intilligent creature hit him with a something small with a net on it. After a failure bug takes the netty thing off and SMACKs it on this "intilligent creature".
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Welcome back, Growltigga! It's nice to have you back. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif So, are you going to blow up the Cantina and build a new one? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
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David Gervais, I like all those drinks except for the amaretto di sarono which I thought was a body rub to be applied to nude Italian supermodels (or am I just dreaming again?)
Good to be back guys, Mac, good to see your colostomy bag has not given out, the reason I got sunburn was I shaved my fur short..... Re the plans for the cantina, I am not sure, I need my cohorts in organised mayhem to comment, Dogscoff and Gryphin, do we destroy this cantina and reconvene in a sussex teashop? or do we just let it run? Answers on a signed blank cheque to Mr G Tigga Esq, The Cantina, SEIV Intel Forum... I thank yew I thank yew |
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Edit: Double post.
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'Tig, I say it's time to blow this joint (literally) and move on. The new naming thread is here, see what you think.
Be sure to take a look at my "boarding party" idea half way dowen the page http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif [ January 07, 2003, 11:13: Message edited by: dogscoff ] |
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You guys spend way to much time in here. You need to go home and spend time with the wife and kids. Stop drinking your lives away. There are stars systems to explore and strange alien women to have sex with. I like the Green ones.
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Barkeep: Have a strange green alien woman,an unexplored star system and a round of drinks sent to my table.
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Growltigga!
Your Highness; Welcome back! Even if my welcome back is a little late. Barkeep; A round of drinks for the 'House' in celebration of GT's return. Oh, Barkeep; put all that on my tab, Thanks! rags, Need any help with that swatter? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif |
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***MISSING***
Little blue alien in funny encounter suit that goes by the name Seiticorta. Last seen near bathroom. (God help him if he entered there) Any information on wherabouts can be directed to the Barkeep. His bill is outstanding, and his credit limit maxed out. [ January 07, 2003, 13:09: Message edited by: Atrocities ] |
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Unfortunatly GT I cannot help you reaccquire your old password. I am merely a forum moderator and have no actual connection to Shrapnel Games. I would have suggested you contact Richard, but he is no longer a Shrapnel employee.
Perhaps emailing Tim Brooks at tbrooks@shrapnelgames.com will help. Geo |
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Does any one here know the name of this Mt/Valcano?
Click to See The digital does not do justice to the devistation. Its like going from a forest into a desert. Most sobering. |
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Cheers!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes, that's the one. Here's a shot from the forest service's website. A slightly different angle and different time of year, but clearly the same volcano. http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/mshnvm/vol...cription.shtml Geoschmo |
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Btw, my birthday is on May 18, so it was kind of easy for me! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Now ask me when Montreal was founded and what is the Popes birthday! Yup you guessed it May 18th! LoL
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David Gervais, is that a picture of you on your avatar, if so, you look just like one of my secondary school teachers, the one that moved out to Vietnam to do VSO and then got married the daughter of one of the country's richest men and has spent the Last few years living the life of a royal nabob in south east asis the lucky wretch!!!
The amaretto trick with Italian supermodels is a sure fire bet for a guaranteed good time, imagine a young sophia loren gazing at you lovingly with those glorious hazel eyes as you rub on another shot of amaretto onto her.... well, I am going to stop there, let it justbe said that belly buttons hold less than a normal shot I can tell you.... My view on the the change of name of the cantina is to just that, The CANTINA, short, sharp, sophisticated and an accurate refelction of what in fact does go on |
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Thanks David, most people did not recognize it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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..and don't mind my 'name suggestions' my only intent is to stir up a bit of gray-matter. I'm sure you know how that goes! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif Cheers! |
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*Raging Deadstar slwoly hovers into his usual ship parking post, the afterbuners kick out and the entire battlecruiser crashes to the ground, a spare wheel hub bounces at, clangs a bit and rolls around for effect. Gives barry a large tip because everyones forgotten about him (insert sympathetic awww here) and wanders inside
Timstone is the source of much ridicule after ragnarok grossed out the cantina by showing the pictures of his lovelife on a large projector. Ragnarok at the moment is being chased around by taera the giant insect and is getting attacked by a giant flyswatter* I'll help you ragnarok *grabs ultraviolet light off the ghb and holds it in taeras view, taera starts to wander towards RD, raging deadstar proceeds to pull out two cans and sprays, covering taera in silly string* Dam! I thought that was my oversized cans of Xi'chiung bugspray. *walks over to rags, puts on some trainers and they both run for it* Remember that run like hell juice you joked about when gt chased you Last time rags? got any now? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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As Rags and RD are running for their lives from a giant green man eating bug. Rags yells out: Thanks for trying to help me RD. But it only made things worse by the looks of it!
Rags and RD are still running around the Cantina. They finally run outside dodging all sorts of different animals and cartoon people. Rags reaches in his pocket and pulls out 2 cans of run like hell juice. (RLHJ) He tosses one to RD and they both gulp it down. Noticing there was no effect Rags peals off the label to discover that they really drank some kind of gross liquid. "Great... Just great... I knew I should have checked the labels closer! Someone must have swapped labels on me during a chase a while back!" Rags again reaches into his final pocket and he pulls out 2 more cans. This time he checks to labels and sure enough the labels are indeed RLHJ. Once again Rags and RD gulp down this liquid and they dart off like it was nothing. They are soon out of reach of the giant green man eating bug and they stop to take a break. The juice runs out of power and Rags and RD fall to the ground. After a few moments of laying there RD and Rags hear what sounds like a bug heading their way. They turn around and see a green glob coming towards them at an incredable rate. Rags pushes a couple buttons on his uniform and they are transport to Rags Dreadnaught that was waiting in orbit. Rags takes his command chair and he plots a heading towards to bug down on the planet. "Prepare to die bug!" yells Rags as he enters the atmosphere. When they are in range Rags orders RD to fire the Massive mounted DUC. Only it is moddified(sp?) to shoot out cans of bug spray instead of Uranium packets. The weapon fires and Rags pulls up hard on the ship to avoid hitting the surface. The DUC hits the bug and green gook is sprayed all over the place. Including Rags Dreadnaught. "Great! I just had this thing washed yesterday!" Rags puts his ship to auto pilot as he transports back down to the Cantina and orders a drink for himself and RD. "That was close." says Rags to RD as they sip on their drinks. Rags continues on, "But I am afraid we may not have seen the Last of that bug." *Insert Dun-Dun-DUN music here.* |
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Growltigga, still finding sand in his underpants (yes, even the kevlar lined airtex comfort fit Y fronts with the reinforced gusset), conflabs with Mac, Gryphin, the FBW's, El Vomito and not forgetting our resident T-Rex valet, El Basmati Barry (he craps rice) and tries to work out why the average IQ level of the cantina has dropped so dramatically since the great Tigga followed Michael Palin's footsteps into the arid ergs and dune seas of the great Sahara....
With the "pling" of an imaginary lightbulb appearing over said esteemed intellecual's heads', Growltigga informs all that Raging Deadstar and Ragnarok are hereby official pronounced as acting like a right pair of muppets and numpty-heads, more associated with lesser known lifeforms and Manchester United supporters... The verdict is guilty, the punishment is..... WAIT FOR IT WAIT FOR IT WHAT HAS THE CANTINA BEEN MISSING? says Growltigga as he saddles up Barry, sidles over to the kitchen door, pulls it open and reveals the slightly mongoosoid hordes of the Byzantine empire.... A DAMN GOOD CHASE THAT'DS WHAT.... off goes Ragnarok, RD defiantly pursued by a rapid Growltigga a la Barry, closely followed by the FBW's, hordes of Hollywood B list actors, Benny Hill, the Senegalese football team, the Byzantine armoured hordes mounted on camels and a small berber villager called Abdul.. The good times are back, David Gervais, come on down and call the cat a bastard, feel free to join in... |
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Puke extends a pseudopod as RD scrambles by, sending him spiralling through the air and landing face first beneath a table.
Rags is unable to come to avoid the ensuing cataclysm as RD is unceramoniously tripped by Puke, and leads the whole convoy of persuers into a large dogpile under said table. Senior El Telimundo Mucho looks annoyed at the interuption to his chess game, and wonders why so many patrons have ended up under his table. |
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*Feeling very offended by the ruler of the cantina RD gets up and drags over ragnarok*
One moment if you will *Pulling out some green face paint, a frilly collar and some string Raging Deadstar promptly begins to dress raganarok up as kermit the frog!* If you will this is a muppet!! I also take grand offence of being related to anything remotely near that place that is manchester! too many kebabs and indian restraunts down there! *Points to ragnarok* Now as i have proven my point i profoundly apologise for my behavior, i offer to buy Gt a fine wine of any cost and now i must do something! *Picks up his baguette, lines up his shot, ignites it with someones breski and takes swing. FORE, and the small berber villager called Abdul goes flying across the cantina. Raging Deadstar promptly calls in his kylie minogue clone which he was saving as Growltiggas birthday present and bestows her on the feisty feline* Now, after you have proceeded to take out ragnarok, unless he comes up with an escape as genious as mine i expect you to take real good care of her! And don't give her to gryphin aka owner of the turbo charged happysacks as the maitenance on those clones is horrendous! *Raging Deadstar mounts one of the camels of the byzantine empire and waits for growltigga to give the order to attack rags* |
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..as I sit in my regular chair listening to the fake rain washing down the window, I watch as first RD, then Rags run past.. Gt is about to pass me but I wave my fresh new bottle of JD and point to the empty chair beside me. Gt pauses and shrugs his shoulders, why not, the FBW's should be able to handle this persuit. "what's on your mind David?" ..well, about the apparent lower IQ of the patrons, I think I might know what happened... tic, tic, Tic, TIC,... sorry, my pocket watch is having delusions, it thinks that IT is the device! (sip) It seems that Geo and I are the only ones that suffered no ill effects from the 'event' that triggered the mental breakdown of the patron's intellect. and I'm afread that it's partly my fault,... you see I'm holding on to a powerful secret, something that might even unbalance you Gt. But from the get go, I Liked your style so I'm gonna let you in on the secret,... (thunk!) The sip of JD must have gone straight to my head, I slumped over onto the table and quickly passed out,..
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I have some bugspray. Or maybe some Dieldrin or DDT?
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*Dogscoff reconfigures the wall-mounted GHB to emit ultra violet light, like in those bug-zapper devices. Taera feels himself strangely drawn to the glow...
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:: A Tesselate BattleCrusier slides into the assigned parcking space, Notices a oversized wreck, Hm, Is he back? Na, couldn't be, Reads sign over entrance to Cantina, "Welcome Back GrowlTigga your mightyness" stops reading and wrips down every thing except "Welcome Back G", Strides into the Cantina crumpling rest of sign, glad he has a breathing mask on, Wonders when the Last time this place was cleaned up, A nod to the patrons, Can't quite hide being startled by the apperance of Growltigga leaning back in a massive thrown with people kneelign around him ;:
Morning GT, nice to see ya again. :: Decides not to put the copy of GT';s avatar with target rondels up on the dart board :: Geuess I'll have to cancel the pic of you on the side of milk cartons. As for this joint, I say we encase it in clear Permabilitium as a monument to all creation, (or some such). As for the new one, there can be only one possible name, "The Cantina". You can call it anything else you want, but everyone will still refere to it as "The Cantina". |
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..of all the Joints in all the worlds, why do I keep coming back to this one? ..I sit at my usual table by the window and listen to the fake rain spilling on the glass. Sam is on the piano again, playing music by ripping out the cords. (most people think he's just releasing a bit of rage and liked to target the piano, but after all these years, I noticed that he always rips out the cords in the same order, aaaah a sweet melody.) Most of the 'beings' that frequent this bar are like that, projecting one image on the outside while cultivating another on the inside. Which is not to say they're two-faced (although some of the 'beings' actually are!) the 'Regulars' here are a great bunch. I guess that's why I keep coming back to 'The Joint'
It's a good name, "The Joint"! it has many hidden meanings, like.. to, it, in, on, no, not, none, hi, hit, hot, hint, join, jet, jot, tone, tint, tin, thin, ten, net, one, jone, john, etc.. I wonder how many 'hidden meanings' are in "The Cantina".. hmmm,.. Cheers! [ January 07, 2003, 13:13: Message edited by: David Gervais ] |
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Growltigga watches in mild disgust as David Gervais, providing ample evidence of the inability of colonials (excluding antipodeans) to hold their drink, slumps to the table...
Growltigga provides a full pardon for Raging Deadstar, and Queries his views of Manchester given the number of ethnic restaurants in Carlisle... The Byzantine horde comes charging back towards Growltigga, carrying a struggling Rags dressed as a giant frog.... Hmmm thinks the great cat, David Gervais has never experienced the thrill of being one of the hunted so the prone Canadian is tied onto Rag's back, who is then given a 20 second head start.... Barry gets to lead the chase, as Growltigga is retiring to his office to ahem, experiment with the stress and tolerance levels of the Kylie Minogue clone..... |
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..the bumpy ride quickly brings Me to my senses, as Rags turns a corner and moves out of sight I flex and the restraining bonds fly off. Man, Gt needs to find out that ductape is much stronger than rope! I grab Rags by the arm and pull him aside next to the 40 foot sheer metal wall. "Hold on to my shoulders Rags, we're going up!" "what? that's impossible!" Rags exclaims. But sure enough I manage to carry him all the way up the slick metal wall with no problems. Once on top of the wall, we hunch down and watch the band of 'Chasers' rush past. Now we turn the tables on Gt, Rags you got any ideas?...
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..I shake my head and look at the ground beneath my feet.. The 40 foot wall is intact, it was all an illusion,.. omg Gt is a telepathic demi-god, he's been toying with my mind and the minds of all the other posters and lurkers alike. No wonder he so quickly discovered my secret of being a land-lubber (although the sip of JD did help!) But thanks to my above-average mental abilities I was able to see through his ploy. Gt you're good, really good, you are proving to be a formitable challenge. (((I activate my telepathic-neuro-inhibitor..) that should at least buy me a bit of time to regroup..) I retreat into the RL underground to plan my counter-attack.)
..I can see you licking your chops Gt, saying "mmm fresh blood, just what I needed to train my new troops!" But, you might find that your 'absence' from these forums has put you right back into this same Category. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif my my my, aren't we having fun! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif [ January 08, 2003, 13:52: Message edited by: David Gervais ] |
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Rags, exhibiting a rare example of common sense for a change, sprints off into the distance, closely followed by Barry the rabid T-Rex and the thematic armies of the East Roman Empire......
David Gervais, is left standing all alone, dazed and confused, and frantically fiddling with a new electronic item, which he mistakenly beleives will stop Growtligga from reading his mind.... "Hmmm" thinks the mighty kat, "he obviously doesn't know what a ruthless despotic homocidal loony I really am, I can't read minds, I just terminate everything with extreme prejudice"......"but obviously being British, I terminate with extreme style and always politely whilst making sure I am exceptionally well dressed whilst doing so, none of this baseball cap clad scruffy oikish canadian moose-kissing fashion I can tell you....." Growltigga, following his arabian experience, dons his harem pants, turban a la arabian nights and claps his hands together, "David Gervais, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"... The plucky Canadian whisky swilling booze pansy starts twitching uncontrollably and gyrating frantically, some may call it dancing, and hey, maybe David Gervais does boogie like a bifurcated millipede in an acid bath but Growltigga knows the real reason.... |
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Ha!, Canadians don't have arm-pits, only under-arms! So the fleas have no choice but to turn on their master! Hahahahahaha!
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Looks like it he has you GT...
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Hmmmm....checking his medical anatomical international journal, Growltigga is not surprised to disover that whilst certain external, ahem, appendages of the average Canadian male are prone to extreme shrinkage, and that the normal brain of the average Canadian is markedly smaller than the average westerner, and that bladder control of Canadians is notably less capable than europeans, and that Canadian males who grow beards tend to look like they have just slurped on a large mug of hot chocolate, it is irreconciliable that Canadians do indeed have ARMPITS and as camel fleas are too daft to understand all the nuances of international dialects, they dont care about terminaology and are therefore happily infesting the dank pits under David Gervais' shoulders.... (rather them than me)...
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..**Now I'm just grinning ear to ear, all nice and secure in my very Real RL Underground Base.**
Q:Are you even going to try to find my bunker Gt? I built it just for you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif [ January 08, 2003, 14:51: Message edited by: David Gervais ] |
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