Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

I just had a look at the graphs for the game, showing army size and number of provinces. Two things stuck out:

1) Man is in a world of hurt. I thought last turn was an aberration. Now I am wondering if it was the norm, and all of Man will be gone within the next three or four turns?

2) Pan is still holding in there, fighting the brave fight! What we really need now is for the original player to return and fight their way back into the game :-)

Out of interest, will TC be honoring their three turn NAP with Ulm, or have they thrown such niceties overboard in their quest to save Juicy Lucy?

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

Given that Tien Chi formally cancelled their NAP in turn 60, it would appear that they intend to honour it.
I will fairly soon be running out of unfortified provinces to raid though ;)

Also, stupid Ettins that failed to take Marx teachings to heart! So easily are the swayed by some actually not quite charming Mannese tree huggers!
(they all have MR20 or higher, which apperantly is not a safe zone for charm)
I need a thorough investigation by the NKVD on my Wild Etting Corps!

More interestingly, the comparably high education of wardens of Avalon makes them capable of understanding the progressive Ulmish cause! In several battles, they flat out refused to attack the angelic Iron Agents of the Revolution at all (muahahhaha, Halt heretic 8 ;) )! Is perhaps a proletarian overthrow in the works?

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

Anaconda is back - yay!

I was under the internet radar for a week and a day or so and all hell breaks loose... interesting. gonna get my turn in today.

thanks for helping the game Cursed be Iron, JJ.

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

No worries, happy to help :-)

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

You are watching: Ulm news, fair and heavy!

Its seems some Knights of Man have created a smart strategy to limit their exposure to Ulmish awesomeness, as Knight Commander Wight D. Montgomery phased it: "Rapid tactical lighting advances into our own rear area!", while their Ulmish opponents prefer the term "running away quickly in a fairly shocked manner". One of those Knights got dismounted by an Iron Angels casual backhand slap, picked up his horse and, while carrying his horse, was running away quicker than he was while riding it! Truely, tactical destruction squads of iron Angels can be excellent incentives for rapid gains in the field of light athletics!

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

In related news:
* Pan continues to hold out in the capital of Marignon, fighting the good fight. Illegal betting agencies are currently offering odds of 3:2 that Pan will outlast Man
* T'ien C'hi has cunningly chosen to prepare for the upcoming war with Ulm by doing ..... nothing. A spokesman was quoted as saying "doing nothing is the new black - just watch, soon all the cool kids will be doing it".

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

Its called a "tactical defeat", stupid Umm men. Shows what your silly newspaper knows. And news is really, really BOOOORING. If you're going to make up some stuff why not make it about something nice, like Unicorns?

Anyway, the witches assure me they have a secret plan, they just won't tell me what it is.. its too secret. Its good cause if they didn't have a plan I'd probably have them all eaten. But if you go away now we won't have to kill you!

GO AWAY STUPID UMM MEN!


Lucy, Goddess of the Lake

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

I need a 12 hour extension due to most pleaseant and beutyfull reasons.

Re: I Need More Power! - yet another MA newbie game - Running
 

girls, god damn, always in the way,