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How can you tell if a shark likes you?

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">It comes back for seconds?

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WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ

Passing requires only 4 correct answers!!

1) How long did the Hundred Years War Last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">All trick questions I know...
#1 was what? 116 years? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif
#10 is orange? Or was it white?

But where do you get the answers for the list?

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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap.
Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and returns to reading her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and
says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies...as she thinks to herself, "isn't that obvious?"

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have you charged with rape," snaps the woman.

"But, I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"Yes, that's true, she replies, "but you do have all the equipment."

MORAL:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">All trick questions I know...
#1 was what? 116 years? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif
#10 is orange? Or was it white?

But where do you get the answers for the list?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">You were right, #1 is 116 years, #10 is Orange.

BTW: I lost a star. Maybe my jokes were badddd... or my signature line is not PC.

[ October 09, 2003, 21:37: Message edited by: Wardad ]

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">It comes back for seconds?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Yep, he takes another bite.

SpaceBadger

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">3. Catgut is mostly from sheep.
4. MayDay, I think?!?
7. George (seems strange though)
9. New Zealand Kiwi.

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4 is definately November.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Hang on - I've seen this somewhere before....

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