Re: Watery doom Continued!
 

<INITIALIZE GWSOD SOUND FILE....>

SQUISH............SPLOOSH..............SQUISH
SPLUSH............THWACK...............OUCH!

<END SOUND FILE>

(GSWOD = Giant Wet Sponge OF Doom)

Re: Watery doom Continued!
 

SO i'm kinda bored right now. I'm sitting here in my colleges auditorium because I showed up a hlaf hour early for a history test. Fortunately, the school Wi-Fi, which is only supposed to be in the student lounge and library, is accesable throughout the whole building.

Re: What is this Watery Doom of which you type?
 

Ah, yes; the joys of wood and plaster walls, rather than grounded metal conductors....

Re: What is this Watery Doom of which you type?
 

Actually the building is constructed mainly of cinder blocks and concrete, which is wierd because the signal should not be able to go that far in this kind of building.

Re: Sticks vs. Stones; Winner?
 

Hmm... that makes it curiouser.....

Re: Sticks vs. Stones; Winner?
 

Any rabbits with watches?

Re: I\'m Late!
 

Well, not anymore; there was one, but it lured a young girl down a hole.

Re: I\'m Late!
 

/me drops a pair of scissors with anti-gravity lift and homing device down the hole.

You'd be amazed how often those come in handy.

Re: Amazing! Astounding! Totally Nonsensical!
 

How do you lift and home anti-gravity?

Re: Amazing! Astounding! Totally Nonsensical!
 

Words hard. Thoughts sleepy. Squish annoying card.

Re: Amazing! Astounding! Totally Nonsensical!
 

Card squished. Mind tired. Must go back to school.

Re: Poor little card.
 

Poor little card. All squished.

Hmm....

We can rebuild him.

We have the technology....

Re: Poor little card.
 

/Me pulls multi-spectral, giga-pixelated, inter-dimensional card rebuilder out of garage ands tarts it up...../

Re: Poor little card.
 

Hey, I remember that intro from the Six Million Dollar Man! Ah, I watched that show when I was a kid. That was a long time ago.

Re: Poor little card.
 

So spoons? Are you in favour or against?

Re: Poor little card.
 

Depends. They don't work too well with noodles.

Re: Poor little card.
 

That depends on the size of the noodles or indeed the size of the spoon.

Re: Poor little card.
 

Unless of course you are having lasagna noodles.

Re: !dleifraG
 

Shush! Don't want to attract that hungry orange and black cat!

Re: !dleifraG
 

Well in that case you may want the unholy union of fork and spoon, the spork!

Re: Forget the Spork; beware the Foon!
 

Bah! Too Evil! Bring on the all-consuming cat!

Just don't tell anyone about the Foon....

OT: Where did the nonsense thread go?
 

Oh, wait - nevermind.

Re: OT: Where did the nonsense thread go?
 

IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!

Re: OT: Where did the nonsense thread go?
 

Sneaking along the borders of thread necromancy here boys.

If this wasn't a famous thread you could be in serious trouble. Hell you still might be, you know what the anti-necromancy police are like....

Re: OT: Where did the nonsense thread go?
 

Oh, I don't wish I was an oscar-meyer weiner...

* Makes a lot more sense that way.

Re: (anti)Necromancy Police?
 

Oh, the anti-necromancy police are still locked in eternal combat with the necromancy police. Don't worry, they're plenty distracted.


Oh, and Narf: You do realize there was a second verse to the song from the commercial, right? Started out something like "I'm glad I'm not an oscar-meyer weiner..."

Oscar Mayer wieners
 

... I just realized that I have just spent 15 minutes looking up the words to that commercial on google and wikipedia and also finding pictures of the Oscar Mayers wienermobile. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif They built this car that's shaped like a hot dog that they drive around.

Re: Oscar Mayer wieners
 

Well, I wouldn't invert everything.

Re: Oscar Mayer wieners
 

The necromancy police, a strange bunch. What can be so illegal about using out of date blood or a stolen inverted cross in your necromancy? Surely the more evil it is the better?

Re: eciloP ycnamorceN
 

Evil is good, but evil does need to be known. Many have been the little-knowing evildoers that tried (or even succeeded) to unleash an evil of such magnitude that they themselves couldn't comprehend it. Therefore the Necromancy Police (tm) was founded; so that evil could be used safely and responsibly. This message has been brought to you by the Necromancy Police PR department. and two hands so cold I suffered from more typos than a speech written by a retard.

Re: Flux capacitors, not fluxing(where can I get n
 

Title snitch complete....

Re: Flux capacitors, not fluxing(where can I get n
 

Don't know what a flux capacitor is. I've only seen other kinds of capacitors like electrolytic, monolithic, thin film, ceramic disk, and tantalum.

It gets dark so early these days. It's 5:41 in the afternoon and already it's totally dark outside. It feels like it's time to go to bed.

Re: Flux capacitors, not fluxing(where can I get n
 

A flux capacitor is a capacitor that stores flux. Simple when you think about it.

Damn Necromancy Police PR. Spoil sports is all they are, nothing more thrice damn their eyes!

Re: HahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHaha :)
 

What eyes? They fell out three thousand years ago. Most liches with eyes either have fake eyes or continually replace them. I have chosen to leave my eye sockets empty; it gives a certain..... ambiance, especially when talking from the edges of shadow.

Re: HahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHaha :)
 

That does explain why you keep walking into doors and falling down mine shafts.

Now if only I could train Lassie not to summon help when she finds you trapped down there my plans would be complete!

Re: (: ahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHahaH
 

Ah, but that means my plan has worked! You believe me to be blind! You have no knowledge of Lichsense..... oh crap, I told you my master plan! Not again!

Re: (: ahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHahaHahaH
 

I give you full marks for effort. I mean all that damage to your face and legs from constant impacts has got to hurt. However you will have to keep up the falling to avoid suspicion.

Hmm. An alternative to training Lassie is selling her to the nearest Korean restauraunt. Then when you fall down a mine shaft no-one will know you're there!

Mwwuhhahahah! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

Re: eciloP ycnamorceN
 

A Korean restaurant? You cruel insidious person! This goes way beyond what is allowed according to the Evil Accord of 1346, Fifth Age Before Man, the Accord currently enforced by the Necromantic Police! You are hereby placed under arreeeeeeeeeee...... [thud]



from the mine shaft: "What ever did those helpless Koreans do to deserve what you were planning for them? Hey..... What is that two-ton weight doing up there?" *crunch*

Re: eciloP ycnamorceN
 

What? Do they really serve dog at Korean restaurants? No, please not Lassie... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rant.gif

Re: eciloP ycnamorceN
 

Nothing wrong with eating dogs, perfectly good meat on a dog. Bit fiddly to get off a terrier say but a St Bernard or Golden Retriever...

It's only cultural reasons people don't eat dog, for some people it's just meat like any other animal.

Although I've honestly no idea what it tastes like I think I would like to try it, just for the experience.

Re: eciloP ycnamorceN
 

There's actually a totally practical reason for not eating dogs (at least on a regular basis....): Calorie effeciency. Dogs are basically carnivores, so they eat other animals. Cows, on the other hand, are basically herbivoes, and just eat plants. Being closer to the plants, you get a better calorie efficiency off of cows than you do off of Dogs.

And before the vegitarians jump on me, meat's still the most personal time-effective method of intaking protien, although you can meet dietary needs strickly via plants.

Dog Meat
 

Hey, dogs are humans' best friend. We shouldn't eat friends! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

Re: Dog Meat
 

Sure if people were farming dogs then the calorie efficiency might be a factor. Given the large number of strays and dogs that are put to sleep you might as well do something with them, why not lunch?

And to Kamog: Dogs are no friend of mine. And with an attitude like that you'll never make a polar explorer.

!mooD yretaW :eR
 

Phil, lemme just say one thing.

You'll make excellent skeet.

Re: HCELB :eR
 

So anyways, I'm house sitting for some friends this weekend and come to find out that they have wireless internet (woohoo!) and that it works with my laptop (another woohoo!). THis now means taht I won't iss out on any schlockness, penguin invasions, or the great banter here.


On a side note, oh, nevermind the necromancy police are here already....

Re: HCELB :eR
 

I've never skeeted in my life. All those charges were dropped and I was acquited after that convienient fire in the evidence storage facility. It's libelous I tell you!

Re: Dropped Charges?
 

They dropped charges on you? Ouch. Those things are explosive....

!deunitnoC mooD yretaW :eR
 

"Libel" in Dutch is "dragonfly". They dropped dragonflies on you? Oh the horror!

Re: !deunitnoC mooD yretaW :eR
 

Exploding dragonflies? That's going to hurt. [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cold.gif[/img]

Re: Poor dragonflies....
 

Poor exploding dragonflies. Who did they bug to deserve that?